Daily Rant - All Welcome

[CoffeCanSlayer]

Morning Erin.

[HARRYBEAST]

Ah, the sibling living with you. My bro moved in after my divorce. Had to sell the house to get him out. j/k! My kids missed him at first, but they gained my husband, so it all evened out.

yeah I think Brutus will miss her the most. She was letting him sleep in the bed. I will miss her too though she's a cool chick. She is moving in with one of my best freinds so I will still see her alot.

[*dwest*]

Man to his wife: Darling I'm not feeling well. Can you call me a vet?

Wife: A vet? Don't you mean a doctor?

Man: I think a vet's more appropriate. After all, I work like a horse, I live like a dog and I sleep with a cow.

[HARRYBEAST]

Man to his wife: Darling I'm not feeling well. Can you call me a vet?

Wife: A vet? Don't you mean a doctor?

Man: I think a vet's more appropriate. After all, I work like a horse, I live like a dog and I sleep with a cow.

Nice

[*dwest*]

Nice

I have thousands of them.

[HARRYBEAST]

Post more then no one is here anyway

[erinlee01]

Man to his wife: Darling I'm not feeling well. Can you call me a vet?

Wife: A vet? Don't you mean a doctor?

Man: I think a vet's more appropriate. After all, I work like a horse, I live like a dog and I sleep with a cow.

A comment like that would make his murder justifiable...

[HARRYBEAST]

I have thousands of them.

Were you the one the other day that posted this one?

Q: How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It doesn't matter they can't change anything.

[*dwest*]

What does it mean to come home to love, tenderness, compassion, understanding and great sex?

It means you're in the wrong ****ing house,

[*dwest*]

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

[HARRYBEAST]

What does it mean to come home to love, tenderness, compassion, understanding and great sex?

It means you're in the wrong ****ing house,

I told that feminist joke to my wife, her sisters and her mom. They got a little mad so this is what I said:

I know what your thinking and I am not one of those men that thinks women belong in the kitchen..... There are many other rooms in the house that need to be cleaned.

[HARRYBEAST]

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

lol

[erinlee01]

I told that feminist joke to my wife, her sisters and her mom. They got a little mad so this is what I said:

I know what your thinking and I am not one of those men that thinks women belong in the kitchen..... There are many other rooms in the house that need to be cleaned.

That was pretty brave considering the hormones flowing through your wife right now. Watch your back - she may be plotting her revenge.

[*dwest*]

I told that feminist joke to my wife, her sisters and her mom. They got a little mad so this is what I said:

I know what your thinking and I am not one of those men that thinks women belong in the kitchen..... There are many other rooms in the house that need to be cleaned.

Question: Do you know why they always send a woman up on the space shuttle?


Answer:She weighs less than a washing machine and dishwasher.

Don't hate on me Erin I'm just joking.

[erinlee01]

Question: Do you know why they always send a woman up on the space shuttle?


Answer:She weighs less than a washing machine and dishwasher.

Don't hate on me Erin I'm just joking.

I can take a joke. Actually, some of them are too funny because they are too true. My dad thinks it's his divine purpose to send me as many dumb blonde jokes as he can. You'd think he would have run out by now, but nope.

[HARRYBEAST]

That was pretty brave considering the hormones flowing through your wife right now. Watch your back - she may be plotting her revenge.

No she has a great sense of humor. She laughs at all my jokes its one of the reasons she married me.

Question: Do you know why they always send a woman up on the space shuttle?


Answer:She weighs less than a washing machine and dishwasher.

Don't hate on me Erin I'm just joking.

LOL I am going to have to remember that one.

[*dwest*]

I can take a joke. Actually, some of them are too funny because they are too true. My dad thinks it's his divine purpose to send me as many dumb blonde jokes as he can. You'd think he would have run out by now, but nope.

I am the cerified misc. comedian you know.

[*dwest*]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; **** off, you won't bring it back.

[HARRYBEAST]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; **** off, you won't bring it back.

thats a good one.

anymore sexist jokes, before all the womens come back?

[*dwest*]

What do you call a woman who talks back?

An ambulance

[erinlee01]

thats a good one.

anymore sexist jokes, before all the womens come back?

Before they come back? Boy, talk about being insulted...

[HARRYBEAST]

What do you call a woman who talks back?

An ambulance

lol more

[*dwest*]

Before they come back? Boy, talk about being insulted...

Come here and I'll make you feel better.

[HARRYBEAST]

Before they come back? Boy, talk about being insulted...

(grabs boobies) I meant before the women come back that can't take a joke.

now get me a sammich woman (slaps ass)

[*dwest*]

What's the last recorded message on the space shuttle's black-box?

Go on then, let the woman drive.

[erinlee01]

Come here and I'll make you feel better.

You said that yesterday and I ended up sitting on my suitcases in the driveway. Talk about awkward. I had to go back and explain to my husband that I just wanted to see how many suitcases I could fill and no, I wasn't going anywhere.

[*dwest*]

You said that yesterday and I ended up sitting on my suitcases in the driveway. Talk about awkward. I had to go back and explain to my husband that I just wanted to see how many suitcases I could fill and no, I wasn't going anywhere.

All you need is your lingirie.

[erinlee01]

(grabs boobies) I meant before the women come back that can't take a joke.

now get me a sammich woman (slaps ass)

(slaps ass right back) Get your own sammich, and while you're at it, get one for me. (flashes boobs to get results)

[erinlee01]

All you need is your lingirie.

I don't have any yet. Vicky's doesn't deliver until like the 25th.

[HARRYBEAST]

You said that yesterday and I ended up sitting on my suitcases in the driveway. Talk about awkward. I had to go back and explain to my husband that I just wanted to see how many suitcases I could fill and no, I wasn't going anywhere.

If I were going to make you feel better you wouldn't need any clothes.