RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden

[Defiant1]

Nothing girly about making wigs or leggings by hand when dry cleaners and Woolite didn't exist yet. That's time consuming to make a custom mop, bro.

No duh that's why we have women do it now! Hello.....

[ThickAsABrick]

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

[therorschach]

Pffft. WW2 killed between 40 and 80 million people.

Nothing even close then.

Fondly,
Defiant1

Truth be told, there were probably some dudes blowing each other in the trenches in between skirmishes, so I guess it evens out. You know how it is.

Ball fondles,
therorschach

[Defiant1]

In on new rant.

I tried to send you a PM a few times and couldn't. Nothing important.

Your box is full. Huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh.

[ThickAsABrick]

Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye.

[Defiant1]

Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye.

Spuds Mackenzie?

[VoxExMachina]

Most posts in new Rant: D1.

[kvk1]

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye.

lol

[ThickAsABrick]

lol

I've been laughing hysterically in my cube for the last 10 minutes.

[DJAuto]

In on rant thread.

+ obligatory Outstanding.

[medjen]

I've been laughing hysterically in my cube for the last 10 minutes.

I suddenly had a mental image of TAAB as a professional mime...

[Defiant1]

Truth be told, there were probably some dudes blowing each other in the trenches in between skirmishes, so I guess it evens out. You know how it is.

Ball fondles,
therorschach

I think you are thinking of that version you rented called "Depraving Private Ryan".

[darinaldi]

In after DJAuto.

[XtremeOCD]

EDIT: Removed wall of text that Sir darinaldi gave the nice orange thumbs down to in order to reserve this space for shoup's nominee for the 1 noob that is allowed to grace the rant with their presence!

mrmrbill is a great man!! May God bless him and his household and all the wonderful pics he posts!

[darinaldi]

Yet another pointless wall of text

No. You posting in the old Rant is bad enough; it being locked after a string of weak posts from you is just tragic.

[skizbees]

Is xyocd the loquacious TMI version of Buzz Killington? Whatever meds you are on, tell your wife to padlock the computer in a cage so you don't get access to it.

[Miketoc]

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye.

I just want to make you aware that we did 3 skits for our middle school variety show. Wheel of Fish, the tablesaw thing complete with spurting fake blood, and the Badgers?! one.

Also Chazzy is a post whore!

[XtremeOCD]

No. You posting in the old Rant is bad enough; it being locked after a string of weak posts from you is just tragic.

Tragic is being 35 and already going through menopause. It will get better I promise.

Is xyocd the loquacious TMI version of Buzz Killington? Whatever meds you are on, tell your wife to padlock the computer in a cage so you don't get access to it.

LOL! You will be happy to know that the ranting ends for me on page 4. Back to real life for me!

[therorschach]

minion

[MWheatley]

It will get better I promise.

Every time ive heard those words, whether it be a doctor or a girlfriend, its has turned out to be bull****.

[VoxExMachina]

Re: Last post in old Rant

I am disappoint.

It would have been kinder to kill it with rat poison.

[XtremeOCD]

Every time ive heard those words, whether it be a doctor or a girlfriend, its has turned out to be bull****.

Well, I'm a man of my word! It will get better I promise.

[MWheatley]

Re: Last post in old Rant

I am disappoint.

It would have been kinder to kill it with rat poison.

Should have been my tranqedbear.jpeg.

This thread made me giggle
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=144371011

[Lencho]

whinge
verb \ˈhwinj, ˈwinj\
whinged whing·ing or whinge·ing

Definition of WHINGE

intransitive verb

British
: to complain fretfully : whine
— whinge noun, British

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whinge

Cheerio. Pip Pip.

Well I declare, ol' chap! I never realised we spoke the Queen's English in this establishment. Colour me red!


"British"

[PeterGibbons316]

Yup

[renferos]

This song is for you peter:

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

May i have this dance?

[PowderMonkey]

Well hello

[Final_Rep]

Well hello

How goes PM?

[VoxExMachina]

Re: Last post in old Rant

I am disappoint..

That's better.

[skizbees]

This is a textual Rick roll. I try too hard.

Rickrolling doesn't occur THIS early. That's chazz or Manmeat's job a few hundred pages in.

About to wait for lulz to ensue if one in my carpool misses another deadline. Waiting until the last possible second does not constitute an emergency on the processing forms department's end.