Official Tinder Thread Part III: In Memory of sneakyninjapnts

[Tex24]

srs. Is it harder for minorites to have success with the sorostitutes? I'm by FSU and have got like 3 matches in the past 7 days

get the **** out

[diplodocus]

****ing chicks busting out one word replies = instant NEXT'd

[TurkeyMan1992]

Need a cheeky response.

Asked the whole "applications for little spoon" and and asked "what would u do if big spoon gets a boner" and she replied with "send it to detention"

wtf does tht even mean

I've heard anal called a few things, but never detention.

Used that line and She didn't reply back. Fuuuuu. wut do?

[Recurzion]

get the **** out

What? I'm serious. I feel lame as ****. I need some positive encouragement. Hold me plz.

[iamhameR]

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[1doctor]

Either or my mang. I'm in for the full report. Girl's pretty!

Much love doc. Too busy controlling pussay to deal with dem planes.

Don't you worry, I'm all over all kinds of landing strips

[Chauboy]

Alright guys first convo I've ever posted... How did I do?

Intro: We were talking about wrestling since she said could manhandle me back when I said I could manhandle her

[LoveOverGold]

Alright guys first convo I've ever posted... How did I do?

Niice bro.
Will definitely take some notes from you man

[Miscamus]

Just got this app not long ago after reading the tinder threads. Figure its the new age and might as well try and use all my resources to get girls






should I reply with the sending her a pic of my c0ck? and text the rooster pic? or any other advice brah's?

[lulbrah]

Just got this app not long ago after reading the tinder threads. Figure its the new age and might as well try and use all my resources to get girls


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should I reply with the sending her a pic of my c0ck? and text the rooster pic? or any other advice brah's?

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reply with ill txt u something dirty so you will know its me


send pic of a dirty dog

[Thenameistom]

Well you've gotta use the "I've had a crush on you for years" line with this one.

Fuark I honestly didn't even think of that haha

[Chauboy]

Just made a profile on hot or not, very similar to tinder except it tells you how many people like you and gives you a rating. Any of you brahs using it, what's your rating? Also tinder seems to be better because a lot of young girls are on hot or not

I'm a 6.5, which means 65% of girls liked me, where on Tinder 2.5% of girls like me.... about a 30x difference. I hate tinder

[tential]

Just made a profile on hot or not, very similar to tinder except it tells you how many people like you and gives you a rating. Any of you brahs using it, what's your rating? Also tinder seems to be better because a lot of young girls are on hot or not

Would use but inb4 my rating is a 2/10 and I commit suicide. There's a reason Tinder is popular, people don't want to see the "rating" usually.

[1doctor]

I keep reading all the 2 word reply crews on here and then I had one and I just don't know what happened





Thinking to recover it for the lulz

[Tex24]

girls are stupid, this is obvious

[kyleekay]

Send her a msg. lol

40 = wary, sophisticated, smart, been around the block, divorced?

What you have going for you is the fact that she's on the app. She knows what's up. I wouldn't mess around. I would be direct. If it were me, open cheeky and go for it quickly.

"I'm not going to call you a milf. I am going to call you attractive. When are you free?"

Woodhusband cunfewzed crew. Dem lines.

[whitepaper]

Alright guys first convo I've ever posted... How did I do?

Intro: We were talking about wrestling since she said could manhandle me back when I said I could manhandle her

Damn dude, points to you for being so patient, I would have just ignored her. I can imagine she'll be super clingy or just fuking annoying over time. Good luck, and nice work.

[Recurzion]

Would use but inb4 my rating is a 2/10 and I commit suicide. There's a reason Tinder is popular, people don't want to see the "rating" usually.

I don't know what the avg rating on hot or not is but for sloots anything over a 5 is pretty hot. a 7 on hot or not would be a 9 anywhere else. Rarely see anything over 7.

[1doctor]

Woodhusband cunfewzed crew. Dem lines.

i just realized you were a girl. when you commented on my stuff like 2 days ago i think i repped you and i wanted to say "keep lifting you will get bigger arms eventually" but i didn't want to be mean but now i get it so o ok

[kyleekay]

srs. Is it harder for minorites to have success with the sorostitutes? I'm by FSU and have got like 3 matches in the past 7 days

How attractive are you? Probably has more to do with aesthetics (or potential lack thereof), or chitty photos. Race means very little to the majority of girls.

i just realized you were a girl. when you commented on my stuff like 2 days ago i think i repped you and i wanted to say "keep lifting you will get bigger arms eventually" but i didn't want to be mean but now i get it so o ok

Lol I had a feeling you didn't know since you kept calling me brah, no sweat though. Honestly it'd be nice to make some arm gains so the comment would have been well received.

[Chauboy]

Wow ok... so

This girl messaged me first, seemed into me, I used the blankets, hot cocoa, movie line, she said "omg that's a dream date"... went for my first number close, got rejected:

-After her constant walls, I decided to troll with the sit on my face, ill eat my way to your heart line (i was done with this girl)
-Then decided there might be a way to rebound and swoop her back in
-went full WK mode
-only did it because this girl is a legit 8.5/10 with DSL's and dem GREEN eyes

[Chauboy]

[VQ35DE]

Whats the rest of the little spoon line?????????????///

What I got so far:

Me: Blah blah

Her: 10/10

Me: Blah blah

Her: Little spoon wiggled even closer to big spoon

Me: ????????????????????

[kyleekay]

Wow ok... so

This girl messaged me first, seemed into me, I used the blankets, hot cocoa, movie line, she said "omg that's a dream date"... went for my first number close, got rejected:

-After her constant walls, I decided to troll with the sit on my face, ill eat my way to your heart line (i was done with this girl)
-Then decided there might be a way to rebound and swoop her back in
-went full WK mode
-only did it because this girl is a legit 8.5/10 with DSL's and dem GREEN eyes

Damn, that was unexpected. Nice work. I'll rep on r/c

[AlexxVann]

Goodjob on getting Angelina Jolie's number brah

[Mitch666]

wow brahs, I just got phucking destroyed by this chick lmao. I think I'm in love

Strong wtf. Got matched with that same girl....

[cunfewzed]

Whats the rest of the little spoon line?????????????///

What I got so far:

Me: Blah blah

Her: 10/10

Me: Blah blah

Her: Little spoon wiggled even closer to big spoon

Me: ????????????????????

Wtf did you say?! How are we supposed to help you?

[rome1989]

Whats the rest of the little spoon line?????????????///

What I got so far:

Me: Blah blah

Her: 10/10

Me: Blah blah

Her: Little spoon wiggled even closer to big spoon

Me: ????????????????????

Was her response in response to you asking what happens if you got a boner? Cos if not, then "What do you do if big spoon gets a boner?"

[Chauboy]

Whats the rest of the little spoon line?????????????///

What I got so far:

Me: Blah blah

Her: 10/10

Me: Blah blah

Her: Little spoon wiggled even closer to big spoon

Me: ????????????????????

You sound like you could be a fun cuddler. You should give me your number so we can hammer out the finer details

[VQ35DE]

Was her response in response to you asking what happens if you got a boner? Cos if not, then "What do you do if big spoon gets a boner?"

Thanks...what comes after that?

Edit: do you just end with that ^^^