Vocaroo crew part 5: Blacks vs Whites (Knights, you racists)

[Reach4More]

tfw you mindlessly munch on a whole fuking thing of raisins because they're there, and you forget you're being keto, and that raisins have like 30g carbs per serving

Will that break your ketosis? I know nothing about keto, so that could easily be a potato question.

[Suprabuc]

tfw you mindlessly munch on a whole fuking thing of raisins because they're there, and you forget you're being keto, and that raisins have like 30g carbs per serving

I like to put raisins in my oatmeal. Makes it not as bland tasting.

[JohanXDash]

Ok, this is already awkward lol. I can't deal. :P

sigh

[jetnut]

good morning, its cold and raining a chitload over here.

trying to finish closing a deal on a coffee sale however i cant reach my fathers secretary to send the official commercial invoice to the buyerrrrr ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh problems in the morning.

[jerkeife]

tfw you mindlessly swallow a whole fuking bag of cawks because they're there, and you forget you're being straight, but on a good note semen does have like 30g protein per serving

fixed it for you.

[Josh81]

i am stupid

[bellanor]

i am stupid

orlyqtpie

[2am]

i am stupid

No you're not <3

[JohanXDash]

i am stupid

naaa

[bellanor]

No you're not <3

<3 2am

[2am]

<3 2am

Strong pink knight

[LinuxJon]

Good morning people.

Had a fun night. Girlfriend got upset that I'd been going to the gym every night and have been avoiding her (I have been). Ended up admitting I've pretty much lost all respect for her and that it grosses me out sleeping with her now.

Fun times!

On another note. Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin').

[Suprabuc]

Good morning people.

Had a fun night. Girlfriend got upset that I'd been going to the gym every night and have been avoiding her (I have been). Ended up admitting I've pretty much lost all respect for her and that it grosses me out sleeping with her now.

Fun times!

On another note. Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin').

Sorry to hear it man. I only caught some of the story.

[HumptyBrah]

Will that break your ketosis? I know nothing about keto, so that could easily be a potato question.

Very possible. Pretty much all those carbs are sugar.

fixed it for you.

fuk, am I that transparent?

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On an unrelated note, this thread has been emo as fuk lately. What can we do about that?

[7uck3r]

Wait so am I gay or not?

[Reach4More]

Very possible. Pretty much all those carbs are sugar.


fuk, am I that transparent?

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On an unrelated note, this thread has been emo as fuk lately. What can we do about that?

bellanor can post some dirty photos. That should cheer us up.

[jerkeife]

On an unrelated note, this thread has been emo as fuk lately. What can we do about that?

I would try and "country" it up, but I will be gone all weekend on a bachelor party. So as usual, I will not be a part of the weekend shenanigans.

Wait so am I gay or not?

Would you suck my micropenis?

[LinuxJon]

Sorry to hear it man. I only caught some of the story.

Thanks man. It'll be okay.

Basically, we were together for 2+ years and decided to take a break to figure out some stuff (careers, ect). Then, when we were taking a break, she decided "like omg, I should totally be sleeping with more frat guys!". Thought I could just deal with it, especially since I'd seen people during that time too (although- actually dated them, not just smashed strangers)- but in the end, it's just bothering me way too much. Especially since the sex absolutely sucks with us now.

That, and she's turned into a total bitch since I moved cross country for her.

No worries though. I still have the misc.

[JohanXDash]

Good morning people.

Had a fun night. Girlfriend got upset that I'd been going to the gym every night and have been avoiding her (I have been). Ended up admitting I've pretty much lost all respect for her and that it grosses me out sleeping with her now.

Fun times!

On another note. Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin').

i think i missed that.....why no more respect?

edit: well chit...

[LinuxJon]

On an unrelated note, this thread has been emo as fuk lately. What can we do about that?

Sorry. I'll stop bringing my chucks and shaggy hair to the party.

[Reach4More]

Sorry. I'll stop bringing my chucks and shaggy hair to the party.

chucks are goat lifting shoes mane.

[bellanor]

Would you suck my micropenis?

I would

[7uck3r]

Very possible. Pretty much all those carbs are sugar.


fuk, am I that transparent?

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On an unrelated note, this thread has been emo as fuk lately. What can we do about that?

You just don't understand how hard it is to be a teen, we have feelings you couldn't understand my heart is black as the sky at night over a graveyard or some ****

[2am]

bellanor can post some dirty photos. That should cheer us up.

lol





hehe

[HumptyBrah]

Sorry. I'll stop bringing my chucks and shaggy hair to the party.

Just cut it out with the jet black skinny jeans, that's all I'm asking

[7uck3r]

I would

One of these days jessica ... Straight to the moon

[jetnut]

on a good note today im going to go stuff my face in sushi!

who likes sushi?

[Suprabuc]

Thanks man. It'll be okay.

Basically, we were together for 2+ years and decided to take a break to figure out some stuff (careers, ect). Then, when we were taking a break, she decided "like omg, I should totally be sleeping with more frat guys!". Thought I could just deal with it, especially since I'd seen people during that time too (although- actually dated them, not just smashed strangers)- but in the end, it's just bothering me way too much. Especially since the sex absolutely sucks with us now.

That, and she's turned into a total bitch since I moved cross country for her.

No worries though. I still have the misc.

Maybe y'all two go on a romantic get away to try to rekindle feelings?

[jerkeife]

I would

Hey babay.

Now I know he's not gay, he ignored it.

[LinuxJon]

on a good note today im going to go stuff my face in sushi!

who likes sushi?

I LOVE sushi man. A couple weeks ago I blew through almost $70 of it in one afternoon. Tuna and eel for days. Sexy Rolls too.

Just cut it out with the jet black skinny jeans, that's all I'm asking

But... I just want to listen to Thursday and cut myself.