¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.3¬¬¬

[BoilerUpIndy]

^^^either she was a bit buzzed or you are seeing the early signs of a stage 5 clinger

[BK303]

Any advice on what type of message to send when the girl has limited info in her profile? Don't want to copypasta necessarily, just some bullshiit about what college she went to/whats her name?

[BoilerUpIndy]

Any advice on what type of message to send when the girl has limited info in her profile? Don't want to copypasta necessarily, just some bullshiit about what college she went to/whats her name?

"how am i supposed to grab your attention with something witty/funny when you write so little about yourself huh?"

[NaterPike]

^^^either she was a bit buzzed or you are seeing the early signs of a stage 5 clinger

She said they just got there, but this could obviously be a lie. She also stated she rarely drinks. I'm thinking stage 5. I guess this 2 am drunk dial will give me all the answers.

-4 messages via pof
-1 text by me
-1 confusing phone call 30 seconds later.
-Now awaiting drunk dial at 2 am where she tells me all her daddy/ex problems.

I don't know if I wanna go down this road. But I am gonna answer in case she offers to come over.

[tino124]

LOLOLOL

this girl just messaged me...












hmmm...















she looks familiar....



















Problem, Tino124?

[Phaggotron]

and get aids? you cereal?

IMO here is how it should go down. *******ron gets her number. Texts her tells her "Lets meet up at a bar and grab a couple of drinks and if I like you I'll buy your asthma medication." We pick this biitch up and he'll be like "my friend is coming along too from work or something." go to the bar and get some drinks. Then I'll go to the bathroom and he'll be like "Look, I've always had a fantasy of phucking a girl while she sucks a monster black dick. We can buy you 3 of your asthma medications." Yes? We follow through, videotape for misc, don't pay her and swerve off. No? He talks for a bit, gets up goes to the bathroom and we ditch her at a bar, drunk, with the tab.

@****gatron
You pretty much ruined my motivation to even go on POF. I'm going to get called out so often on the Pastas which ones did you use -.-
Edit: Also, I'm in Phili as well suburbs of it.

I'm down bro. I can pick you up and we can have some fun with this ho. Where are you? I work mon-fri so itd have to be a weekend day.

And I make up my own lines for POF. I don't use any of the copy pastas so youre good.

[KouRon]

Just had the most random thing happen. Quick story. Messaged chick this morning and got her number. Just texted her a bit ago to say hi and that I was going to bed and wanted to say hi blah blah blah. She immediately calls me like 30 seconds after I send text. She's like hey whats up I'm at a bar blah blah blah don't care. I can barely get a word in. She's then like well i'm gonna go have some drinks and I'll call you when I leave. Umm ok. Nothing mentioned about coming over or anything like that. Plus I can hear all her friends in the background whispering **** to her, they must of had 5 of them in the bathroom. Not sure what to think. It was so phuckin random.

That reminds me of this one chick on POF awhile ago.

Checked "new users", saw a mint 18 year old milf, i was like meh why not. Copy pasta'd her and talked abit before i number closed. Got her number and sent her a txt saying who i was. Bitch literally rings me 1 minute after. Im at work and im like "WTFFFF". Bish seriously talks at a million miles per hour, i couldn't understand her and she wouldn't shut up. If i tried to talk she would just but in and keep talking giberish. After like 5 mintues, i was like "k i gotta bail i need to get back to work". She started talking again about her kid or something and i just hung up and never spoke to her again HAHAHAHA.


PS. Update about the bish who called me out on copy pasta. She responded to my question on why she is on POF. Said like "she is bored, on to pass the time". I was like yeah cool blah blah, wats ur ********.

So hopefully i can get her ******** to A) prove she is legit, and B) to chat more easily. I will number close once i acquire ******** i recon. We haven't talked enough for a number close yet.

Edit: I tried for a subtle number close lol. See if it works.

[Attolis]

i.imgur.com/7u8HE.jpg

i.imgur.com/pPK6D.jpg

No face shots. What think POF crew? 28 year old wants to take pictures...

(still can't link / [img], sorry)

[Scarbarrow]

[img]i.imgur.com/7u8HE.jpg[/img]

[img]i.imgur.com/pPK6D.jpg[/img]

No face shots. What think POF crew? 28 year old wants to take pictures...

(still can't link / [img], sorry)

here u go brah

[BK303]

ugh, all the messages I get sent to me are from whales

however, a couple hotties that I've messaged have gotten back to me.... let's see what happens

[NaterPike]

No face shots. What think POF crew? 28 year old wants to take pictures...

Well judging by the picture she is not fat. But it is odd she doesn't have any face pics. Maybe she just wants to take pictures of you/other strangers and that is why she is on there.. Just be careful she doesn't drug your tea and you end up naked somewhere after she takes noodz of you.

[tential]

I'm down bro. I can pick you up and we can have some fun with this ho. Where are you? I work mon-fri so itd have to be a weekend day.

And I make up my own lines for POF. I don't use any of the copy pastas so youre good.

Well I'm free til mid august when school starts. Just message her and see where it leads.

[gmsd]

Pasta I made for getting ignored by chicks for asking for pics.

Title: Not so anonymous letter to my...

...former new internet woman. We had our ups. We had our downs. I secretly hinted at
racy photos because I'm a guy and it's fun. You took off into the mid-day. It's
truly a compelling story that such authors like J.K. Rowling couldn't even begin to
write the first paragraph of. I'd be lying if I said life would be the same without
you. Anyway, I just wanted to grieve my loss. Maybe someday you'll wander back into
my life and we'll share a basket of chips and salsa on a beach in Madagascar and
we'll reminisce about old times and all those amazing dates we never went on.

I miss you, (girl's name).

Sincerely, (your name) from the internet.

[Scarbarrow]

as soon as i started adding more chicks to ******** one of the bishes stoped talking to me and now just flaked on me for tomorrow..lmfao..i don't think she was dtf anyway.

[bodybuilder1234]

ME: best looking pasta

HER: So I'm a little shocked with this message not going to lie, and I'm assuming this is a attention getter for most girls. It's quite humorous though to me the second time through the message, anyway you seem pretty comical an cool but sriaght shot ban wagon to get married in vagas is not ideal . Message me sometime though cuz I would like to get to know you for sure



what do I say back to this ?????????

[LittleLexodus]

Just had the most random thing happen. Quick story. Messaged chick this morning and got her number. Just texted her a bit ago to say hi and that I was going to bed and wanted to say hi blah blah blah. She immediately calls me like 30 seconds after I send text. She's like hey whats up I'm at a bar blah blah blah don't care. I can barely get a word in. She's then like well i'm gonna go have some drinks and I'll call you when I leave. Umm ok. Nothing mentioned about coming over or anything like that. Plus I can hear all her friends in the background whispering **** to her, they must of had 5 of them in the bathroom. Not sure what to think. It was so phuckin random.

She's probably just a talker or doing it for the lulz. Not necessarily a stage 5. I had some chick call me at two in the morning after getting yucky with the girls to talk about her grandma for an hour and a half. Was tempted to hang up but she seemed like a nice girl.

Then, the next day she tried it again at 1am and low and behold I ignored her call. I got a text 5 minutes later from her: "I'm mad at youuuuu!" I lol'ed hard and went back to sleep.

[tential]

She's probably just a talker or doing it for the lulz. Not necessarily a stage 5. I had some chick call me at two in the morning after getting yucky with the girls to talk about her grandma for an hour and a half. Was tempted to hang up but she seemed like a nice girl.

Then, the next day she tried it again at 1am and low and behold I ignored her call. I got a text 5 minutes later from her: "I'm mad at youuuuu!" I lol'ed hard and went back to sleep.

It's 1 am and she's drunk... IMO, the only calls I'd answer at 1 am are from girls I've already met and are within 10 miles of me. Just tell em to come over and phuck.

[NaterPike]

She's probably just a talker or doing it for the lulz. Not necessarily a stage 5. I had some chick call me at two in the morning after getting yucky with the girls to talk about her grandma for an hour and a half. Was tempted to hang up but she seemed like a nice girl.

Then, the next day she tried it again at 1am and low and behold I ignored her call. I got a text 5 minutes later from her: "I'm mad at youuuuu!" I lol'ed hard and went back to sleep.

She is drunk texting me at a furious rate. Some I can't even decipher. She is now complaining she has no ride home. She lives like 20 minutes from me. But she is out with her friends about 5-10 minutes from me. I will pick her up and bring her back here, but I refuse to pick her and her drunk friends up and drive them to her place. Not going to happen. She may be saying she doesn't have a ride just to get me to pick just her up maybe? I will hint at it, but i absolutely refuse to tote around a gaggle of drunk bishes and drop them off twenty minutes away with nothing in return.

*Edit: I have never met this girl. The only contact I have had with her is 4 pof messages, 1 text, and the most random 30 second phone call ever.

[KouRon]

ME: best looking pasta

HER: So I'm a little shocked with this message not going to lie, and I'm assuming this is a attention getter for most girls. It's quite humorous though to me the second time through the message, anyway you seem pretty comical an cool but sriaght shot ban wagon to get married in vagas is not ideal . Message me sometime though cuz I would like to get to know you for sure



what do I say back to this ?????????

"Well it looked like it worked, because you responded . So hi im ___, oh and don't worry about the married in Vagas thing, im sure we can come up with alterantive options ."

[AndreiT]

what i found to generate the most amount of returned messages is if you checked the "who viewed me" and sent them a message saying something along the lines of i noticed you viewed me but didn't say hi blah blah, put a word to it.. and seems to work a lot more than the other pasta

[LittleLexodus]

It's 1 am and she's drunk... IMO, the only calls I'd answer at 1 am are from girls I've already met and are within 10 miles of me. Just tell em to come over and phuck.

That's the thing, I had only texted her a handful of times and she didn't provide with spoon pics or ******** yet. Notsureifwhale... I already have a horror story with meeting a PoF fraud for late night shenanigans only to find she's gained 150 lbs. Never again.

[tential]

That's the thing, I had only texted her a handful of times and she didn't provide with spoon pics or ******** yet. Notsureifwhale... I already have a horror story with meeting a PoF fraud for late night shenanigans only to find she's gained 150 lbs. Never again.

If she's a whale, when she shows up to your door slam it in her face. It's 1 am and she's drunk who phucking cares at that point? She'll have learned her lesson not to be a whale.

She shows up for sex at the door you look at her then either invite her in or go "actually I'm going to go to sleep sorry for bothering you."

[jorrini]

wtf man hit it off with some broad, seemed like she was into it as she even proposed a date idea after 4 messages. Casually went for the number and she hasn't replied for a day.

Any advice?

[gmsd]

wtf man hit it off with some broad, seemed like she was into it as she even proposed a date idea after 4 messages. Casually went for the number and she hasn't replied for a day.

Any advice?

Advice is to not sweat it.

Happens all the time!

[daveel]

"looking for a relationship that's not just based on sex"


lol......c'mon ......................c'mon homie

[picktheglovesup]

Just had the most random thing happen. Quick story. Messaged chick this morning and got her number. Just texted her a bit ago to say hi and that I was going to bed and wanted to say hi blah blah blah. She immediately calls me like 30 seconds after I send text. She's like hey whats up I'm at a bar blah blah blah don't care. I can barely get a word in. She's then like well i'm gonna go have some drinks and I'll call you when I leave. Umm ok. Nothing mentioned about coming over or anything like that. Plus I can hear all her friends in the background whispering **** to her, they must of had 5 of them in the bathroom. Not sure what to think. It was so phuckin random.

so she was buzzed and you're aesthetic as phuck
problem here?
proceed to smash
???
profit

[Scarbarrow]

what i found to generate the most amount of returned messages is if you checked the "who viewed me" and sent them a message saying something along the lines of i noticed you viewed me but didn't say hi blah blah, put a word to it.. and seems to work a lot more than the other pasta

that's what i did on pof if a pasta never worked..i check to see if they viewed me then 3 days later il hit them up with the.."viewed profile/no reply" and they usually forget why they never replied.

[CommonPheasant]

LOLOLOL

this girl just messaged me...












hmmm...















she looks familiar....



















Problem, Tino124?

Actually not bad, any more picks?

And you know if she messaged first it's a sure thing, troll face or no troll face.

[AndreiT]

that's what i did on pof if a pasta never worked..i check to see if they viewed me then 3 days later il hit them up with the.."viewed profile/no reply" and they usually forget why they never replied.

yeah and I just created my own little pasta, personalized for events like and send out to those I'd be interested in

but I have to say, the amount of replies to the glass full of grape juice is just mind blowing.. it cannot be that easy lol

[yoCasmu]

"Well it looked like it worked, because you responded . So hi im ___, oh and don't worry about the married in Vagas thing, im sure we can come up with alterantive options ."

Couldn't have said it better.


This brah!