Feels good having a loyal, loving and supporting wife. Fuk off redpill scum.

[umop3pisdn]

Have fun saving your pennies in the bank only to die of a heart attack anyway and all your money gets seized by the government.

So you're immune to heart attacks because youve got a slave wife? It's actually more likely youll suffer from heart problems eating sweaty slave chit and sitting on your fat 20+ % bodyfat ass all day drinking long island ice teas your yeast infected, loose vaginad wife funnel feeds you.

[jonnicola]

I know those feels, reapped

[BustaCapp]

That's too easy and it takes zero effort on your part. Do something to show your appreciation. It will mean a lot more to her.

I was kinds joking bro. Not sure spa days are her thing though.

So you're immune to heart attacks because youve got a slave wife? It's actually more likely youll suffer from heart problems eating sweaty slave chit and sitting on your fat 20+ % bodyfat ass all day drinking long island ice teas your yeast infected, loose vaginad wife funnel feeds you.

Someone sounds rustled! At least my body will be discovered by someone who cares within the hour.

I know those feels, reapped

Off spread brah.

[GiveMeTheD]

Location: Merseyside
MILF wife

Pick one

[Issobolic28]

p.s. - It's her birthday in a few weeks. Any ideas on gifts so I can WK the fuk out of her?

You could always shave off all your body hair and stuff into a silk pillow.

[BustaCapp]

You could always shave off all your body hair and stuff into a silk pillow.

I'm not a hairy man.

[umop3pisdn]

Someone sounds rustled! At least my body will be discovered by someone who cares within the hour.

Your wife is in such a good mood because she got her fill of Chad semen over the 2 day period you were developing skin cancer. Once you all get back to the daily grind of mundane married life and dealing with snot nose brats I promise she'll go back to her regular hateful ways.

[goonsondeck]

im happy for you bro but women drive me nuts I may be destined to be alone

[Azn00Superman]

Lmfao at some of these replies.

[Aristotelian]

And you absolute cocksuckers on here have no idea how that will ever feel.

I do know how it feels to have a loving partner (I married my soul mate). But I would never come back from a vacation and sit on the couch on an internet forum "recovering" while she does all the laundry/ironing/cooking + harvesting from your greenhouse, unless you're carrying the relationship in other ways, anyway.

On the birthday - if someone can take care of the kids for you I'd treat her to Fraiche, after a day at the spa (together) if you know of a good one nearby. I've been to Fraiche and it's pretty good - quite a nice treat for the lady.

[jacemano]

Location: Merseyside
MILF wife

Pick one

ded

[BustaCapp]

Your wife is in such a good mood because she got her fill of Chad semen over the 2 day period you were developing skin cancer. Once you all get back to the daily grind of mundane married life and dealing with snot nose brats I promise she'll go back to her regular hateful ways.

You need to take a break from the misc pal.

I do know how it feels to have a loving partner (I married my soul mate). But I would never come back from a vacation and sit on the couch on an internet forum "recovering" while she does all the laundry/ironing/cooking + harvesting from your greenhouse

You don't have any idea how ill I was. I couldn't even walk a few yard without gettng out of breath and feeling nauseaus.

Google heat exhaustion. It fukking sucks and I'm STILL suffering a bit.

However I am now back to my main chore of house chef.

[umop3pisdn]

You need to take a break from the misc pal.

Shame it takes an expensive holiday for your wife to finally pull her weight around the house. I know you're all giddy about it and think she's smitten with you but the reality is her resentment steadily grows as she looks after 2 children and a grown ass man who doesnt know how to pack a dishwasher or clean under his foreskin before he forcefully busts his 2 pump nut inside her gaping hole.

[CopeyDan]

Get her a framed photograph of your AVI.

[mgftp]

What does finances have to do with any of it? Strong addition to the end of the post. Your wife just a long term prostitute?

[BustaCapp]

Shame it takes an expensive holiday for your wife to finally pull her weight around the house. I know you're all giddy about it and think she's smitten with you but the reality is her resentment steadily grows as she looks after 2 children and a grown ass man who doesnt know how to pack a dishwasher or clean under his foreskin before he forcefully busts his 2 pump nut inside her gaping hole.

Spoiler!

[RICHSTRONG]

Take note....How it's done rite here boyos. Rome wasn't built in a day m8....plenty of time to eat ass when she's done doing her chores bro.

[Bulker]

How about helping her with 2 days worth of house chores instead of miscing?

Basically this. OP describes his wife as some sort of a slave.

It's true too, his wife is really working like a slave. Wonder what she's coping up for. Maybe for her extramarital "friendships" with Chad, Jamal, Tyrone etc?

[bigcat3655]

Book her a message/spa package while you watch the kids. Let her sleep in that day too.

[Argules]

Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.

[hoganrulz]

Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.

age: 25

dad spits at me everytime he enters my room Crew
mum spits at me everytime im a sleep Crew
even fat chicks dont like me Crew
lost my virginity to a donkey Crew
i didnt fuk it, it fukked me Crew
waiter crew
get no tips, cuz too ugly crew
customers laugh at me when i ask if the food was good crew

[umop3pisdn]

Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.

Who are you married cucks trying to convince here exactly?

[mgftp]

Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.

Age: 25

Ain't nobody jealous of your life.

[Brozart]

You don't have any idea how ill I was. I couldn't even walk a few yard without gettng out of breath and feeling nauseaus.

Google heat exhaustion. It fukking sucks and I'm STILL suffering a bit.

However I am now back to my main chore of house chef.

you are nauseous

It's true too, his wife is really working like a slave. Wonder what she's coping up for. Maybe for her extramarital "friendships" with Chad, Jamal, Tyrone etc?

location: UK - more like Mohammad

[TheWorldIsUrs]

5 mins to post pics or negged

[BustaCapp]

you are nauseous

Your avi is nauseous.

5 mins to post pics or negged

[WannaGame]

how much for nnight with her?

[hoganrulz]

you are nauseous



location: UK - more like Mohammad

bukn frozart

Your avi is nauseous.

i see your girl still has some of hameeds chit on her face

[CityJaeger]

At absolutely no moment did you mention something about her look... which is quite telling,TFW british LMAO.

[BustaCapp]

At absolutely no moment did you mention something about her look... which is quite telling,TFW british LMAO.

Slim, tanned, brunette, slightly meditteranean looking, decent sized tits, doesn't need/wear makeup. 5'9".

Good enough?