Do Americans get major puzzy in the UK?

**Misctify** · 03-28-2009, 12:38 PM

Why the hell would you go there for pussy? Have you seen their women?

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by leftclaw

American males, that is.

Its really sad to see you guys being oblivious to reality. You live in a ****hole and have bad teeth and personal hygiene, and sit on a message board all day and brag about how you can get pussy anywhere in the world. Please wake up retard, because it sounds like you are dreaming.

**qwertyui213** · 03-28-2009, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Big Poppin Penor

Why the hell would you go there for pussy? Have you seen their women?

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

manish face

**qwertyui213** · 03-28-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

manish face

Let's not even pretend you'd pass up a shot at Jodie Marsh, slutty as she may be

**Misctify** · 03-28-2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

Lol, is that the best you got?

**TommyLee** · 03-28-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

for representing us you show them jodie marsh??

/facepalm

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

Let's not even pretend you'd pass up a shot at Jodie Marsh, slutty as she may be

I have no idea who "jodie marsh" is so yea, I probably would pass it up.

**someguy2000** · 03-28-2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by BuryMeInSmoke

If a person from the UK came to the US he would get pussy. I've seen it. I don't know about an American going to the UK though.

Not alot of them most are ugly but if a good looking one went to either country of course he would.

**qwertyui213** · 03-28-2009, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Big Poppin Penor

Lol, is that the best you got?

Haha.. all seems very doable to me. And again I'll say, let's not even pretend any of you would say no.

For what it's worth I'm not English, so this argument means close to jack **** to me.

But it's pretty hilarious for an American to insult English women seeing as for the most part your women are:

(a) Descended from them

and

(b) Over 50% bodyfat

**ByzantineBlue** · 03-28-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Zoupa

culture is basically the same

You mean Americans also drink milk from bags?

**ScanDaGod** · 03-28-2009, 12:58 PM

women don't wear no perfume or deoderant in europe

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by ByzantineBlue

You mean Americans also drink milk from bags?

And we are also over run with french canadians.

**SquatTillYaPuke** · 03-28-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

Its really sad to see you guys being OBLIVIOUS to reality. You live in a ****hole and have bad teeth and personal hygiene, and sit on a message board all day and brag about how you can get pussy anywhere in the world. Please wake up retard, because it sounds like you are dreaming.

Fixed, and agreed.

What englishmen come to america and get pussy? Maybe the 1 guy in your whole backwater country that brushes his teeth. Maybe some english do get a lot of pussy here, but theyre probably hiting 5's at best and thinking theyre hiting 9's based on their countries low levels of attractiveness. The only chicks here that would **** you are chicks that find your exoticness hotter than your teeth are disgusting.

Was on vacation in orlando, a lot of brits there and I was shocked at how either fat or skinnyfat they all where. It was during the world cup so I could spot them easy on account of them wearing there english soccer shirts. Then england lost, and since I was picking them out based on their shirts it was like england fell of the earth.

**IIIIDIOTS** · 03-28-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

famous people of all nationalities can get laid anywhere. He said being scottish gets you laid, so I want an example. why do people always talk out of their ass here? idiots.

IIIDIOTS EEEVERYWHERE

**qwertyui213** · 03-28-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by ScanDaGod

women don't wear no perfume or deoderant in europe

Perfume and deodorant were invented in Europe. Guessing you've never been there.

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by SquatTillYaPuke

Fixed, and agreed.

strong typo. I just noticed that. I blame the hangover.

**fecalneek** · 03-28-2009, 01:04 PM

i actually don't like the british accent that much, south african accent >>>> all. **** is so awesome.

it's really hard to detect the american accent in places like the UK now though. you hear it so much on TV and in movies that eventually you don't even notice it even if you aren't american.

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

Perfume and deodorant were invented in Europe. Guessing you've never been there.

that picture is so stupid. I laugh everytime someone posts that, like its supposed to be an accurate portrayal of european women vs american women.
Especially after I read headlines like these..
"Britain 'sickest' country in Europe with worst rates of obesity"
"Britain is the Fattest and Sickest Country in Europe "
plus isnt europe like 50 countries? you feel better comparing 50 countries to one? lmao.

**Lovetodream** · 03-28-2009, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

Its really sad to see you guys being oblivious to reality. You live in a ****hole and have bad teeth and personal hygiene, and sit on a message board all day and brag about how you can get pussy anywhere in the world. Please wake up retard, because it sounds like you are dreaming.

we sit on a message board all day?

Have you seen your post count?

lulz

**qwertyui213** · 03-28-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

that picture is so stupid. I laugh everytime someone posts that, like its supposed to be an accurate portrayal of european women vs american women.
Especially after I read headlines like these..
"Britain 'sickest' country in Europe with worst rates of obesity"
"Britain is the Fattest and Sickest Country in Europe "

Yeah, it is the most obese and unhealthy country in Europe.

... But statistically America has roughly double the obesity rate of the U.K.

So how do you think it fares against mainland Europe?

**SquatTillYaPuke** · 03-28-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

Haha.. all seems very doable to me. And again I'll say, let's not even pretend any of you would say no.

For what it's worth I'm not English, so this argument means close to jack **** to me.

But it's pretty hilarious for an American to insult English women seeing as for the most part your women are:

(a) Descended from them

and

(b) Over 50% bodyfat

America is very diverse. There is absolutely no denying that there are a lot of fat nasty chicks here, but there are also a LOT of chicks that make me want to shoot a wad strong enough to fly through the wall and kill a man.

England is pretty much the same everywhere, pale skinnyfat people with teeth that make it look like they have a mouthfull of crackerjacks.

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Lovetodream

we sit on a message board all day?

Have you seen your post count?

lulz

I dont go running around claiming I can get laid in every country. go brush your teeth son.

**Lovetodream** · 03-28-2009, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

Perfume and deodorant were invented in Europe. Guessing you've never been there.

lol

Europe ftw

**angeldevil** · 03-28-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

that picture is so stupid. I laugh everytime someone posts that, like its supposed to be an accurate portrayal of european women vs american women.
Especially after I read headlines like these..
"Britain 'sickest' country in Europe with worst rates of obesity"
"Britain is the Fattest and Sickest Country in Europe "
plus isnt europe like 50 countries? you feel better comparing 50 countries to one? lmao.

agree with everything except the last one, isn't US composed by more than 50 states? so i don't see the difference with europe

**fecalneek** · 03-28-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

Perfume and deodorant were invented in Europe. Guessing you've never been there.

um isn't this picture like a joke? the woman on the left is actually american and the woman on the right is from europe.

**qwertyui213** · 03-28-2009, 01:10 PM

P.S.

Where does the stereotype of the English having worse teeth than the Americans come from? I'm guessing you guys base your worldview on 18th century stereotypes and that one episode of Family Guy.

And if we're extending the argument to America vs. EUROPE, you guys are screwed to hell. The best that America has to offer came from Europe to begin with. Back in the days before you all established McDonalds and stopped reading

**regreb01** · 03-28-2009, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by SquatTillYaPuke

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Was on vacation in orlando, a lot of brits there and I was shocked at how either fat or skinnyfat they all where. It was during the world cup so I could spot them easy on account of them wearing there english soccer shirts. Then england lost, and since I was picking them out based on their shirts it was like england fell of the earth.

i go drink down on I-Drive all the time...theres plenty of hot english girls here on holiday lookin for a good time.

**midnightrogue** · 03-28-2009, 01:12 PM

If all you've got to fall back on is a seppo accent then life must be a struggle. Try having a wash once in awhile and having something something to say that's worth listening to. You never know ,you might get lucky

**Pain Inflicter** · 03-28-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by littlenpup

um isn't this picture like a joke? the woman on the left is actually american and the woman on the right is from europe.

lol

Originally Posted by qwertyui213

P.S.

Where does the stereotype of the English having worse teeth than the Americans come from? I'm guessing you guys base your worldview on 18th century stereotypes and that one episode of Family Guy.

umm...its not a stereotype. there was some brits vs us thread in the past where I posted links to several uk based sites talking about how bad their teeth were and that it wasnt a stereotype. you guys have fking horrible teeth.
the bbc even had a show on called "Britain's worst teeth or some ****. lmao.

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