Official Tinder Thread Part II

[Cheeseburger12]

MySpace angles, man wtf.

Why lie to yourself like that?

[Hitch23]

You are far too trusting. Watch out for myspace angles and FA miscers trolling with stolen pics for fun.

Yep. I only like girls that have at least 4 pictures, with at least one of those which shows that the girl is not a whale. Bloody myspace angles

[nine151]

You are far too trusting. Watch out for myspace angles and FA miscers trolling with stolen pics for fun.

Yeah girls are masters at tricking us guys but I'm getting to know the tricks they use.

Okay, what the actual phuk? I was talking to two seperate girls, and they both answered a certain question with the same exact answer. Almost seems like they're bots or some bs like that

[Malfa]

florida gators are in town playing LSU (i'm in baton rouge for a couple months) and I just got matched with a sexy florida gators cheerleader lol

[CodeMan8]

You're better than that man

Were all gonna make it brah. Go for at least 6's

He said he found her cute. If he thinks she's attractive, let him go for it. We all have different tastes.

[LaxinAround]

Just noticed that girls have been blocking me after they give me their numbers and I don't text them lol. I've been in taiwan for over nearly a month and a half but all of my matches/numbers are still n the US. Just been getting numbers for fun, havent called or texted a single one

[WhirlwindTobias]

Lol update on the "lower than 6/10 girl":

She just wanted to chat, she has no interest in anything more. I told her this is Tinder, not Chat roulette. Seriously whoever said there's a lot of dumb bishes who use tinder just to occupy their time by exchanging messages and being WKed was spot on.

[spikebrah]

He said he found her cute. If he thinks she's attractive, let him go for it. We all have different tastes.

fair enough, but it sounded like he was settling for someone miles away who he acknowledges that she may not be attractive. Tobias brah, no hate, but have some confidence that you can get the hotties. This is tinder, a shallow smash or dash app. Be ruthless cause the women who use it are ruthless as fuk. You don't need to settle for "cute" 3's who live miles away just cause you're on a dry spell, trust me you don't need to talk to me about dry spells.

[LaxinAround]

females are vile and disgusting creatures srs

Going into my sig

[WhirlwindTobias]

fair enough, but it sounded like he was settling for someone miles away who he acknowledges that she may not be attractive. Tobias brah, no hate, but have some confidence that you can get the hotties. This is tinder, a shallow smash or dash app. Be ruthless cause the women who use it are ruthless as fuk. You don't need to settle for "cute" 3's who live miles away just cause you're on a dry spell, trust me you don't need to talk to me about dry spells.

I'm mostly using Tinder for text game practise and flirtation in general. Up until Jan 2012 I had only phucked 1 girl (when I was 19) any girls I had interest between her and 2012 were all co-workers who I got nowhere with. Since 2012 I've only been with three other girls, and that's simply because I'm going out of my comfort zone on account of particular circumstances. Anyway suffice to say I'm way behind other 26 year olds when it comes to women and I'm using the convenience of dating apps to catch up on my flirting repertoire.

In terms of using it for actual hook ups/dating I'm not going to get anywhere due to my genetics, the logistics of where I live (small town, 99% of recommendations are 30+ miles away), and the entitlement plus uptightedness of typical UK women.

[TeddyAtlus]

I do. I am not a fan of using other people's material. Not to mention with UK girls copypasta's seem to go over their head.

Edit: I blocked some non responders this morning, but here's a taster of the matches I got last night (Had 3 more this morning)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wIibxLml.png[img]

My cutest match out of them all

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mcL5VAbl.png[/mg]

Wild initiator appeared!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/AypI3Ell.png[/mg]

Could be below par by your standards, but I find her pretty cute:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8sjnB2al.png[/ig]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hMOWGL2l.png[/im]

53 miles away I know, but can't hurt to practice right?

lmao. that UK and aus slang in this thread makes me lol sometimes.

"fancy a chat m8??"

"keen to give me a good rompin' m8?"

[1doctor]

"OMG bourbon, I love bourbon! My favorite is jack daniels!"



"omg i totally love crossfit"



"yeah i'm a huge giants/steelers fan"



"no thanks jeff, i hate sports"

[FinalCountdown]

what's a good line to say to a girl who you've been 'matched with' for a long time but never started a convo with

[novawildcat25]

what's a good line to say to a girl who you've been 'matched with' for a long time but never started a convo with

please respond... not srs.

use an opener from the misc, they're golden

[KingCorleone]

Since I deleted and re-made a new profile been getting a bunch of matches, idk wtf the problem was but already about to smash this sloot.

dang auto-correct

[FinalCountdown]

please respond... not srs.

use an opener from the misc, they're golden

I don't like using the regular copypastas ITT.. the only one I really use is the pirates opener and that's been on less than half of my matches. mostly just use my own lines / "normal" speak

either way, I feel like there's something better that can be said if you've been matched for a long time but no initiation was made

[KingCorleone]

You are far too trusting. Watch out for myspace angles and FA miscers trolling with stolen pics for fun.

u need to have 50 fb friends to not get deleted

doubt theres many trolls making 50 fake fb accounts to troll on tinder

[TinderPython]

Just wanted to signup and stop in to post a huge thank you to everyone in this thread for giving me the courage to be aggressive and talk to girls like i woulda never imagined I could, and actually making it work.

Im a non lifting ******* as some of you ripped guys here say (lol well just started 2 weeks ago, im jealous of all of you), and in 3 weeks on tinder ive found 2 **** buddies just by talking aggressive and not being afraid of rejection.

Its true, we all are gonna make it.

[MrBlack500]

Tinder sucks on andriod, wast of time. All the chicks seem to be on the iphone version, lucky bast@rds.

[KingBert]

Got matched with this 36 year old beauty. I've never been with an older woman before, but hopefully she is the first.




Omg dem teddies!




She messaged me 30 min after matching and said "Hi there!" I'm thinking of hitting her with the "Hey there! Tinder says we would make beautiful kids but I think we should start with drinks before working on the future models of America."

Do I play things differently since she's an older woman? No lines, just talk to her?

[FinalCountdown]

^ If she's 36 she's likely to take the 'kids' thing a lot more seriously than girls our age (I'm assuming you're mid or early 20s) as she has probably put serious thought into that topic by her age lol. If the age gap between you is indeed that big then she already knows why she'd swipe yes to someone that young. Just talk to her normally brah. I wouldn't say strictly avoid all lines but keep it minimal imo

Then again I haven't been with an older woman, I'm just speaking out of speculation, so.

[KingBert]

^ If she's 36 she's likely to take the 'kids' thing a lot more seriously than girls our age (I'm assuming you're mid or early 20s) as she has probably put serious thought into that topic by her age lol. If the age gap between you is indeed that big then she already knows why she'd swipe yes to someone that young. Just talk to her normally brah. I wouldn't say strictly avoid all lines but keep it minimal imo

Then again I haven't been with an older woman, I'm just speaking out of speculation, so.

You're right brah. I'm actually a bit older than the typical miscer but she's still over half a decade older than me. I still need to use lines though since I haven't gotten the game down quite yet. I think I'll hit her with the police warning copypasta:

"I was going to write you a simple “hey” but a cop pulled me over right when I was going to. He gave me a lecture on texting and driving. I showed him a picture of you and explained to him what Tinder was. He ended up letting me off with a warning but said I better get your number."

Its always proven to be gold, I stopped using it because it was too easy, but I really want this girl with dem teddies.

[ffRewind]

Tinder sucks on andriod, wast of time. All the chicks seem to be on the iphone version, lucky bast@rds.

It works across both platforms brah, you are seeing (or not seeing) girls with iPhones as well.

[storchskr]

[Thenameistom]

Glad I don't live in UK...chicks are groce

[1doctor]

just matched with a girl kissing a dude as her MAIN PHOTO. dunno if BF or she's just advertising she's easy.

like what do i even say to that hahaha. goddamn sloots gonna sloot

[cumara]

florida gators are in town playing LSU (i'm in baton rouge for a couple months) and I just got matched with a sexy florida gators cheerleader lol

was at the LSU game a few weeks ago. turned tinder radius to 5 miles and went tailgating at the stadium. good decision.

[spikebrah]

just matched with a girl kissing a dude as her MAIN PHOTO. dunno if BF or she's just advertising she's easy.

like what do i even say to that hahaha. goddamn sloots gonna sloot

bby u gunna kiss me lyk dat?

[Chauboy]

one girl wanted D, she asked me how badly I wanted her, then I get a message asking where I am from.

Then convo disappears... either bi polar block or glitchy ass app

[PRlion16]

Omg dem teddies!

Teddies of peace