RANT: The Clone Wars

[darinaldi]

When I told my 13 yr old that we were going to start juicing, He said, " Sweet! I am gonna get huge!"

At least he still has all his websites of chicks with dicks bookmarked to help him through the bitter disappointment of reality.

[Ctrainer]

At least he still has all his websites of chicks with dicks bookmarked to help him through the bitter disappointment of reality.

lulz. What is seen can not be unseen.

[Ctrainer]

of course he is...

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/L...on-term-020413

[Farley1324]

Paranoid much? No offense, but if you have a cell phone, your location is already not so private.

Edit: Turco'd

This is one of the many reasons I prefer my Android to the fukking iPhone. If I want to be paranoid on any given day, I just pop the battery out.

[darinaldi]

of course he is...

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/L...on-term-020413

That was some advance planning on their part:

The Bengals signed Joiner out of Arkansas State as an undrafted free agent last year, knowing he would be going to prison in Texas over a robbery that led to his indictment in 2008. He was placed on a reserve list and missed all of last season while completing his sentence.

[ThickAsABrick]

Too bad your dad posting alongside you won't make your inane posts bearable.

lol

STFU for Christ sake. Don't post more just cause FRep left...sheesh

mao

We look forward to more of your fascinating tales of employee/time zone shenanigans.

Nothing gets the thread hard like a titillating story of delegation.

Cheers.

lol

[ThickAsABrick]

All her spin class medals are about to be vacated.

Spinning just leads to more gushing.

[theshoupguy]

Oh, Kvk, you know I'm gushing with love for you.

Gushing.

I had a feeling Ctrainer was juicing.

Just a feeling.

Spinning just leads to more gushing.

[darinaldi]

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[ThickAsABrick]

that's because it is not radishes, fennel, kale, brocoli, green beans, snow peas and on and on and on...

Fennel goes great on pork loin chops. Some olive oil, garlic, fennel, then throw that on the grill.

Enjoy your rabbit food.

[darinaldi]

Enjoy your rabbit food.

I just had rabbit recently for the first time in 14 years. I had forgotten how much I liked it.

[medjen]

It it really the Alpaca-lypse?

Indeed. Best part of any superbowl commercial that I saw.

[Farley1324]

I got made and swore at McDonald's employees today.

I am fairly certain that is the first time in my life I ever swore at any employee anywhere for any reason. I wasn't yelling, or raising my voice, but I was clearly unhappy.

We went to the pediatrician's office this morning, she got her first shot, then stopped at McDonald's on the way home. Baby had been crying on and off but went to sleep before we made the decision and pulled into the drive through. Well, as we left and she started crying we opened the bag and it was somebody else's order...and I'm not eating McDonald's fish, sorry.

Went back, she was crying more, stopped to let my wife out to go in so I could drive loops around their/the grocery store parking lot, baby seems to prefer that. Well, baby was not happy. Really not happy. Every time I went around I could see my wife still standing at the counter. After what seemed like more than long baby sounded like she was choking on her own saliva after being spitting mad for so long so I stopped in the parking lot and pulled the seat into the front (rear facing couldn't see her this whole time) and she had so much damn spit you'd think she had had a full blown seizure (lying fairly flat in car seat doesn't help) plus she was so mad her face was going from red to purple. So I got her cleaned off and settled down a little bit and STILL nothing from McDonalds. And she was starting to get worked back up.

By the time I locked the seat back in, locked the car up, and went inside to see my wife standing there watching three of them cluster fukking the sh.it out of the order I told them we needed our order or a refund within the next 30 seconds, babbled something about crying baby in the car, they were just finishing and handed my wife the new entrees but we were supposed to keep the old fries that were by now cold, which we did because we weren't waiting any longer for them to stop fukking up, and I was just so over fukking McDonalds.




Cliffs: McDonald's was re-fukking-diculous, and I told them as much. And the fries sucked, which is really all that matters amiright?

[Turco]

Cliffs?

[mjw8204]

You left the baby in the car by herself?

[Turco]

I'm going in for a job interview in an hour. Should I juice beforehand?

[darinaldi]

I'm going in for a job interview in an hour. Should I juice beforehand?

You should clarify their texting policy in advance.

[therorschach]

Should have had it your way and visited the local Burger King instead.

[mjw8204]

I'm going in for a job interview in an hour. Should I juice beforehand?

No, you should tell the interviewer to make it fast because you left your baby in the car.

[chazzy1864]

You left the baby in the car by herself?

I'm doubting that, but the text did make it appear so.

[adamdavidson47]

lulz. Your patience will return one day, Farles. Until then, enjoy taking your anger/frustration out on others, someone might as well enjoy it.

[Farley1324]

You left the baby in the car by herself?

Right outside the door/window, buckled in car seat, locked in with no keys, not 20 yards away and in sight.

Long enough to run in and say there was 30 seconds. I'm pretty sure my wife's phone was in her purse in the car and it seemed a better/faster option than waiting longer as my wife didn't know how impatient to leave she/I had become.

I dont think I was out of the car more than 50 seconds.

[darinaldi]

I'm doubting that, but the text did make it appear so.

Appears pretty unambiguous.

babbled something about crying baby in the car

[adamdavidson47]

Should have had it your way and visited the local Burger King instead.

The only thing worse than AIDS is Burger King.

[therorschach]

The only thing worse than AIDS is Burger King.

Adam.

[chazzy1864]

Appears pretty unambiguous.

I was thinking he was talking about the past (while holding the kid) not the act as it was happening.

I seem to have been mistaken, though.

[adamdavidson47]

Adam.

What, BK is groce.

[ZoranM]

I'd shoot everyone. Maybe in a leg.

[Turco]

You should clarify their texting policy in advance.

No, you should tell the interviewer to make it fast because you left your baby in the car.

Ror'd at both

Right outside the door/window, buckled in car seat, locked in with no keys, not 20 yards away and in sight.

Long enough to run in and say there was 30 seconds. I'm pretty sure my wife's phone was in her purse in the car and it seemed a better/faster option than waiting longer as my wife didn't know how impatient to leave she/I had become.

I dont think I was out of the car more than 50 seconds.

Unacceptable

[Farley1324]

Unacceptable

Your opinion is noted.