** KNEE DRAGGERS UNITE ** Part XII - My Patch Brothers Tore My Angus

[MtnJax]

wait, DLM took the arrow to the knee? damn, i've been out of this thread for a while

[Dan_Staat]

wait, DLM took the arrow to the knee? damn, i've been out of this thread for a while

Yeah last weekend I think. They fuk like rabbits now but we all know how dry the vag gets after the honeymoon phase is over

[texasaxe]

Lol @ a #1 motorcycle being anything but Axe's BMW

fixed.

Tbh I'd rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I ain't even gay.

Can we please stop making and remaking comic book movies? It's turning the whole world into a bunch of FA *******s.

What ever happened to the GOAT movies with chit blowing up and half naked chicks? Or drinking beer with the m8s and going on an adventure. If I have to see one more ******* in tights and a cape I'm going to off myself after punching my dog in the face. It's unreal people still buy tickets to see the same fukking movies over and over with nothing new to be shown. Oh BRB batman again? Haven't seen him with 2013 how's he doing? Fuk u. He's doing fine with his 1 billion dollar box office hit let the dude sleep for a while. The hulk? He's lifting leave him the Fuk alone you think that physique is built on a movie set? No. He needs time away from the camera. Wolverine? The dudes busy saving the world he doesn't need to make a stop in Hollywood every 6 months so some already rich ******* can make more money off the pawns that frequent the theater. We need more movies like predator, terminator 2, heartbreak ridge. We need less people giving false dreams to little 6 year old betas who parents tell them they can fly around but watch out for kryptonite cause that **** will kill you.

Fukking useless punks need to do something original. Groundbreaking. Not recycle ideas from a 100 year old comic book. Fukking *******s

clif: spent 1 week as a Roolander and starts using "mates"

Liking it a lot more than I thought I would tbh. She brings out the best in me srs so it's easy to reciprocate with her. No nagging, attitude, etc. Been getting sexorz 3x a day at a minimum, maybe 4x if I can handle it.

fugged chic 6x last saturday, didn't have to marry her.

I used to think that way when my ex first moved in with me.

Cooked together
Got laid all the time
Never nagged about anything ever

Then after 3 months under the same roof I couldn't stand the way she took a breath. The way she would wash her hands made me sick. Watching her walk made me cringe.I loved this girl until I lived with her lol.

had one chic for month, awesome, moved in, 1 month later couldn't get away from each other fast enough. moving in together much like pi$$ing on her clothes, good path to splitsville.

Lol @ getting married at 22 and being a fan of comic book movies.

Middle America cucks gonna cuck

true story.

[PHARMDEEZ]

Fish price went from R40 to R250 for a snoek in the last 7 days.

.

is this Afrikaans? Fish is expensive because it is Good Friday?

[DLM012]

I forgot the whole YMMV thing in my post. I would say I'll report back in a year but it's clear that misc gonna misc like they always do about relationships so I'll drop it.

Something something motorcycles.

I called the local triumph dealer today and they should have the new speed triples on the showroom floor next week.

[Great_Story_Bro]

I forgot the whole YMMV thing in my post. I would say I'll report back in a year but it's clear that misc gonna misc like they always do about relationships so I'll drop it.

Something something motorcycles.

I called the local triumph dealer today and they should have the new speed triples on the showroom floor next week.

I feel you man. I would have been married within the next two years if my gf wasn't so delusional. But, I don't think i'll find anybody similar anytime soon so meh.

Something something disassembled Hondas and parked KTMs. I want a track bike again. A local kid had his Superchicken totaled out for stupid, easily fixable chit and I begged him to get a buyback price. He's pretty much ignored me and two others wanting it. Ugh.

[MtnJax]

I feel you man. I would have been married within the next two years if my gf wasn't so delusional. But, I don't think i'll find anybody similar anytime soon so meh..

hit up Athens sloots
?
profit

[Great_Story_Bro]

hit up Athens sloots
?
profit

Not at 100% body fat i'm not. Hue.

Soon my friend. I haven't seen an ugly girl on campus yet.

[Dan_Staat]

I forgot the whole YMMV thing in my post. I would say I'll report back in a year but it's clear that misc gonna misc like they always do about relationships so I'll drop it.

Something something motorcycles.

I called the local triumph dealer today and they should have the new speed triples on the showroom floor next week.

I put on tough talk because my ex and I ended up hating each other YMMV in any part of life, but srs I hope you two die together on a porch swing at 120 years old.

Something about motorcycles.

My dad is cleaning up his cr250l to sell it, so if anyone wants an overweight, underpowered, street legal trail bike with very low miles (like less than 5k) for a good price just pm me srs. The bike will be spotless when he gets done with it and has been meticulously maintained.

[texasaxe]

Not at 100% body fat i'm not. Hue.

Soon my friend. I haven't seen an ugly girl on campus yet.

umm...where's this? in for fatyouth vs. fitold competition.

I put on tough talk because my ex and I ended up hating each other YMMV in any part of life, but srs I hope you two die together on a porch swing at 120 years old.

Something about motorcycles.

My dad is cleaning up his cr250l to sell it, so if anyone wants an overweight, underpowered, street legal trail bike with very low miles (like less than 5k) for a good price just pm me srs. The bike will be spotless when he gets done with it and has been meticulously maintained.

dafug does YMMV mean?

#miscrtranslation

meathead life today. gym, tan, laundry. Last visit to gym was smelling like sunblock yet from covering white trash tattoos. walked close to chics to make them smell sunblock+ballsweat and think about getting drilled at spring break.

[thisisian]

Yeah what does ymmv mean?

I don't even need to move in with a woman to begin to hate the way she breathes, just need an extended period of time with her and everything she does begins to grate on me. But I hope it goes better for you, pretty sure it will because I'm almost intentionally hard to get along with. Hope you've thrown out that pocket pussy too.

Easter long weekend here so I don't plan on taking the bike out.

[WeDoPullups]

YMMV = Your mileage may vary..


Sure it may vary but 70% of marriages don't get past the break in period. Good luck m8's, marriage is a death sentence for western males. Inb4 "my girl is different you don't know her, you're bitter, you just need the right girl, getting cucked ain't that bad"....etc etc.....

[TTViper]

The crew has arrived.

[WeDoPullups]

Grom ruined the pic srs

[DLM012]

Lel she already knew about the fleshlight. I haven't used it in months now anyways and it's practically useless.

[Great_Story_Bro]

The crew has arrived.

'Mirin hard.

[plsbh]

I feel you man. I would have been married within the next two years if my gf wasn't so delusional. But, I don't think i'll find anybody similar anytime soon so meh.

Something something disassembled Hondas and parked KTMs. I want a track bike again. A local kid had his Superchicken totaled out for stupid, easily fixable chit and I begged him to get a buyback price. He's pretty much ignored me and two others wanting it. Ugh.

You mean your ex and honestly its a blessing in disguise. I'm getting that track bug again and have been trying to find something but honestly not even worth it considering my local track is supposed to be opened back up but a full year of being a ghost town its supposedly has some new track problems with condition. I posted up on my local cl "wanting to buy crashed bikes" and only two people have messaged me in over a month. One for some old 1980's bike and the other a 07 zx14 said had body damage for $3k. He left me his number and I texted him but he never texted me back.

[MtnJax]

its almost 10:45 and i've got an inkling to go ride, but i don't wanna get off my couch...

[Dan_Staat]

Tfw about to gf a girl and u find out she poops

[MtnJax]

Tfw about to gf a girl and u find out she poops

does she use a squatty potty?

[DLM012]

Tfw about to gf a girl and u find out she poops

Wife farted in sleep last night and swore she'd never do it in my presence. Lulz were had.

[Dan_Staat]

Wife farted in sleep last night and swore she'd never do it in my presence. Lulz were had.

id have divorce papers ready immediately srs


Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.


















YOU SOME KINDA POOP WHORE

[witblitz550]

Rained this morning. No tar road mountain passes for me then.

is this Afrikaans? Fish is expensive because it is Good Friday?

That whole sentence is in English, not sure where I went wrong here. This is Afrikaans. "Snoek is kak duur nou."

The fishmen sell fish from the back of their trucks/utes/bakkies next to the road. People always want to eat fish on Easter. Usually in the form of pickled fish (kerryvis). Rather bought 2kg of lamb for the price of one fish to BBQ.

I am sleeping much better now. I checked up on your recommended meds, but the laws changed here so it was not as easy to get anymore. Took Zinc and some Vitamin B stuff and started sleeping real good. Stopped taking it about a week ago as I was at some national athletics champs where my sister competed. She improved a national record for her event. For those few days I was walking close to 10km a day between places and taking in very little sugar and coffee. So now I have just cut down on the amount of energy I take in, but also increased cardio. Pass out at 21:30 every night now.

Tfw about to gf a girl and u find out she poops

Met a girl about two months ago.
Black hair.
7.5 in my book.
Google her name.
Find her ig.
She praises the kardashions.
NC.
Back to sticking my dick in my bike's exhaust.

[thisisian]

Anyone else think matte finish on fairings looks cheap? I feel it needs something special to make it not look chithouse.

[phillipsanchez]

Anyone else think matte finish on fairings looks cheap? I feel it needs something special to make it not look chithouse.

Looks **** hot on mine.

[witblitz550]

Anyone else think matte finish on fairings looks cheap? I feel it needs something special to make it not look chithouse.

Depends completing on the bike. Some look good others look like a botched backyard panel beater job.
Add some red if you want colour. Black and red is always hnng.
Plastidipping your fairings?

Looks **** hot on mine.

*******. Need an update on the first two weeks of training.

[thisisian]

Looks **** hot on mine.

This fukking guy. How's it going?

Depends completing on the bike. Some look good others look like a botched backyard panel beater job.
Add some red if you want colour. Black and red is always hnng.
Plastidipping your fairings?


*******. Need an update on the first two weeks of training.

Fairings were a bit beat up when I bought it so it's always been on my mind. So plastidip or chinese fairings are the options. I like the idea of matte black, but it so rarely looks good.

[phillipsanchez]

This fukking guy. How's it going?

Its kind of like prison but with worse food and less sleep.

[thisisian]

Its kind of like prison but with worse food and less sleep.

Doesn't surprise me. I still remember the stories about cadets or whatevs getting woken up at like 3am with all sort of loud noises and being made to crawl through hallways of blood, guts and meat.


Didn't think you'd be given your weekend of so soon though?

[Dan_Staat]

Its kind of like prison but with worse food and less sleep.

ayyy lmao. youre gonna make brah


must be miserable doing training in the heat like that. it was in the mid 30s (C) when i was in melbourne. but was amazed at the lack of humidity. pretty shweet mane. but cairns sucked dingaling cause the humidity was worse than ive ever experienced in the humidity of the midwest/east coast