***Official A-League Fantasy Baseball Keeper Thread II***

[SoutheastBeast1]

You can "LMAO" all you want at the Phillies but they are still the most entertaining, must-watch team in baseball this year. And I'm LMAO at anyone who thinks anyone but the Phillies will win the NL East. I'm not a huge crap talker (I'm 40 years old, those days are over) but honestly if you can't get excited about what the Phillies lineup brings night in and night out this year then I don't know what to tell you.

The bullpen needs some work, no doubt. But I think they will get that straightened out. They still have some good arms in Triple A and plenty of pieces to make some moves at the deadline or before this year.






-Spaz

Congrats on your People's Champion award.

Braves fans more interested in World Series Championships. Won't even deny the Phillies second half collapse will be plenty entertaining though. Stay safe

[SoutheastBeast1]

You can "LMAO" all you want at me and Saalty but we are still the most entertaining, must-watch teams in A-league baseball this year. And I'm LMAO at anyone who thinks anyone but me and him will win their divisions. I'm not a huge crap talker (I'm 35 years old, those days are over) but honestly if you can't get excited about what the Saalty and my lineup brings night in and night out this year then I don't know what to tell you.

The bullpen needs some work, no doubt. But I think we will get that straightened out. We still have some good arms on the WW and plenty of pieces to make some moves at the deadline or before this year ends.


Boom!

You forgot to sign your name


-Bacon

[SoutheastBeast1]

Dat feel when you own the AL & NL 2019 Cy Young Winners.

And right on cue Bauer gets tagged for a pair of first inning runs against Detroit, lol


TFW you brag on a player, then they immediately pull something like this. Now thats a feel I'm all too familiar with

[saaltydog]

And right on cue Bauer gets tagged for a pair of first inning runs against Detroit, lol


Now thats a feel I'm all too familiar with

Guess he's outta the Cy Young running. Thought he was going to maintain that sub 1.00 ERA.

[Big_Spaz]

Congrats on your People's Champion award.

Braves fans more interested in World Series Championships. Won't even deny the Phillies second half collapse will be plenty entertaining though. Stay safe

World Series championships? Dude you were in diapers the last time they won a championship. Stop acting like you were in Fulton County Stadium doing the Tomahawk chop, my god.






-Spaz

[SoutheastBeast1]

World Series championships? Dude you were in diapers the last time they won a championship. Stop acting like you were in Fulton County Stadium doing the Tomahawk chop, my god.






-Spaz

Fun fact, I actually was at Game 2 in 1995. Dad got tickets through his company.

And I was 8, plenty old enough to actually be watching the game and remember it well.

Next thing I’m gonna hear is I don’t remember the Olympics in Atlanta either. My first baseball game at Turner Field was actually not a Braves game

[SoutheastBeast1]

Guess he's outta the Cy Young running. Thought he was going to maintain that sub 1.00 ERA.

It’s not even a call out post. You can cut the sarcastic responses every time I quote you dude.

“Yeah I thought Acuna was never going to hit a HR”

“Yeah I thought he was going to maintain a sub 1.00 era”


Jesus... so much cringe...

[saaltydog]

World Series championships? Dude you were in diapers the last time they won a championship. Stop acting like you were in Fulton County Stadium doing the Tomahawk chop, my god.






-Spaz

[saaltydog]

Fun fact, I actually was at Game 2 in 1995. Dad got tickets through his company.

And I was 8, plenty old enough to actually be watching the game and remember it well.

Next thing I’m gonna hear is I don’t remember the Olympics in Atlanta either. My first baseball game at Turner Field was actually not a Braves game

You just got bodied by Spaz. **** struct a nerve, brb posting life story.

[Jyeatbvg]

The fact I got you to tell me your life story from that post means I’m in your head hard.

I clearly know nothing about what you played or how far you advanced. Only a super sensitive person would feel the need to respond so seriously like this

Fun fact, I actually was at Game 2 in 1995. Dad got tickets through his company.

And I was 8, plenty old enough to actually be watching the game and remember it well.

Next thing I’m gonna hear is I don’t remember the Olympics in Atlanta either. My first baseball game at Turner Field was actually not a Braves game

You just got bodied by Spaz. **** struct a nerve, brb posting life story.

[SoutheastBeast1]

You just got bodied by Spaz. **** struct a nerve, brb posting life story.

Did I now?

[SoutheastBeast1]

If anyone knows about posting life stories it's Saalty. Tell me more about all your soccer accomplishments.

Difference being I didn't bring up whether I was in attendance in 95. You on the other hand felt the need to tell me all about your soccer success when I made a light joke how your skills never got you past T-ball.

But let me guess none of your nerves were struck that day

[Big_Spaz]

I can respect a fan for life, nothing wrong with that. I was just guessing on the age


I took my son to Game 4 of the 2008 World Series with the Phils vs the Rays. I asked him now (he's 16) what he remembers and he goes "I think I spilled fries on the front of my Phillies jersey" which he did, but dude you don't remember the game or the $350 seats? LOL







-Spaz

[saaltydog]

If anyone knows about posting life stories it's Saalty. Tell me more about all your soccer accomplishments.

Difference being I didn't bring up whether I was in attendance in 95. You on the other hand felt the need to tell me all about your soccer success when I made a light joke how your skills never got you past T-ball.

But let me guess none of your nerves were struck that day

Anyways you're lying about attending. I never took you to that game.

[SoutheastBeast1]

I can respect a fan for life, nothing wrong with that. I was just guessing on the age


I took my son to Game 4 of the 2008 World Series with the Phils vs the Rays. I asked him now (he's 16) what he remembers and he goes "I think I spilled fries on the front of my Phillies jersey" which he did, but dude you don't remember the game or the $350 seats? LOL







-Spaz

Anyways you're lying about attending. I never took you to that game.

Saalty just mad with all the WS NYY has been to he's too poor to attend a game. After all the trailer park living and poor broke southerner jokes he's sent my way over the years he's coping hard right now.

[Jyeatbvg]

I can respect a fan for life, nothing wrong with that. I was just guessing on the age


I took my son to Game 4 of the 2008 World Series with the Phils vs the Rays. I asked him now (he's 16) what he remembers and he goes "I think I spilled fries on the front of my Phillies jersey" which he did, but dude you don't remember the game or the $350 seats? LOL







-Spaz

I saw a game at the original Yankee stadium my first time in NYC. The only things I remember are:

- sitting in the chitty bleachers
- Jeter hitting a game tying double in the 8th
- my sister losing her beanie babie

I was probably 11 or 12 at the time. I can't imagine anyone below the age of 8 or 9 remembering enough about a game to say they were "there".

[Chill Will 33]

I saw a game at the original Yankee stadium my first time in NYC. The only things I remember are:

- sitting in the chitty bleachers
- Jeter hitting a game tying double in the 8th
- my sister losing her beanie babie

I was probably 11 or 12 at the time. I can't imagine anyone below the age of 8 or 9 remembering enough about a game to say they were "there".

Only game I vividly remember from my youth was when I was sitting in the 4$ bleachers at county stadium and Jesse Orosco was in the pen and handed me some double bubble through the bullpen fence as I was begging for a ball.....good times being a kid back then man....good times.

[SoutheastBeast1]

I saw a game at the original Yankee stadium my first time in NYC. The only things I remember are:

- sitting in the chitty bleachers
- Jeter hitting a game tying double in the 8th
- my sister losing her beanie babie

I was probably 11 or 12 at the time. I can't imagine anyone below the age of 8 or 9 remembering enough about a game to say they were "there".

How much more do you actually remember from most games though? Pretty much the highlights, that's about right.

If you really don't have any memories earlier than 9 years old that's honestly kind of sad, and I mean that in a sympathetic way, not in a "your pathetic cause you can't remember anything" way.

My best memory of all time was when I was 6 years old on my birthday when I got my dog. Got home from school, sat on the couch, parents made me close my eyes and then put the dog in my lap. Played with him and tried to come up with names for him the rest of the day. For the first week with us he would sit and stare out the front door and cry (we had a clear glass screen door in front of the wood door, so often kept the wood door open if we were home). It was kind of sad, but he adjusted and was fine after like a week.

That's not even my earliest vivid memory either though. It just happens to be my favorite. My earliest was probably preschool when I was either 3 or 4. We had this tree outside no one was supposed to climb (when I say tree... it had really low branches that weren't more than a couple feet off the ground tops). Anyway, I remember I, and many others, getting yelled at for getting up on the branches, lol.

It was like one of these little f*ckers






Now can I sit here and tell you every little pitch that happened when I was 8 years old in 1995? F*ck no. I can't even tell you all that much detail about Ubaldo Jimenez's no hitter I watched when I was an adult. I remember being pissed off Atlanta fans actually cheered for him getting people out toward the end of the game. For 95, I can tell you roughly where I was sitting and that Glavine pitched and that we won. I also remember people use to actually stand for the vast majority of the time during the games in Atlanta and I had to stand on my seat to see things back then compared to now with Atlanta fans so apathetic they sit during playoff games which actually is pathetic as f*ck.

[SoutheastBeast1]

More life stories told. Just a dear diary kind of day I guess

[TheBateman]

anyone watch the show "you" on netflix?

felt surprisingly familiar

[Chill Will 33]

Ice, package came bro. Thanks again that's a ton of really useful products right there!

[Chill Will 33]

anyone watch the show "you" on netflix?

felt surprisingly familiar

Watched it, thought it was an interesting take on a stalker occurrence where the stalker is seen as the protagonist vice antagonist

[SoutheastBeast1]

Lol at Speed picking up Wright. You do know they’re skipping him with the PPD most likely, right? Gausman tomorrow now, Newcomb Friday, Teheran Saturday, Folty Sunday. Then Fried should get 5 spot preference.

Unless they go 6 man rotation gotta think Wright’s heading back down

[SteezeFactory]

Austin Meadows gonna fukk around break my cursed prospect streak at this rate. Fukkin mashing boiiii.

[Jyeatbvg]

Austin Meadows gonna fukk around break my cursed prospect streak at this rate. Fukkin mashing boiiii.

Still can't believe you missed out on Boyd. To your buddy Pro too. lmfao son

[SteezeFactory]

Still can't believe you missed out on Boyd. To your buddy Pro too. lmfao son

Had him on my watch list and was gonna scoop him if he did good in his second start and then got busy with work and forgot he pitched that day and it was too late. Hard to beat pro on FA pickups like that, fukker prob has a dedicated monitor that's just streaming prospect callup twitter pages and box score updates 24/7.

I have a hard time dropping dudes to clear a roster spot the first week of the season in fear I'll dump someone that breaks out, so that hamstrings me early on at times. All good though Jimmy Nelson is about ready to fire things up and come save my staff.

Bateman's b*tch ass beat me by like a minute on Vogelbach. Hope that fat fukk goes 0fer the rest of the season.

[TheBateman]

send me an offer, I'll see if it's worthy

[SoutheastBeast1]

Ice, I also got my package today! You're the best, bro!


I actually am looking forward to trying the birthday cake whey. I'm set in my routine with my double rich chocolate optimum I never bother trying anything else so I'm pretty excited.

The bars gonna come in handy when I start going hiking now that it's warming up again.

[SoutheastBeast1]

NL East is what we all thought it would be.

3-way tie at the top with the Nats just 1 game back.

Strap in for a long ride fellas, this gonna be an epic battle royale

[TheBateman]

NL East is what we all thought it would be.

3-way tie at the top with the Nats just 1 game back.

Strap in for a long ride fellas, this gonna be an epic battle royale

are you bald or do you still have all your hair?