¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.3¬¬¬

[tential]

some of the people on these sites are as boring as a brick.

They're women....

Been message a chick the Johnny Deep line, got this after a few copy p's;

Her (after copy):
Cant Wait. Then when you get here we can go hassle the local museum with a lazer pointer. Shining lights on ****= great fun

Me:Also I was thinking bodies like mine were meant to be on top of bodies like yours, but I'm a pretty lazy guy so you're going to have to be on top

Her:Sure. Wait serious question- is your main photo actually you or


My DP is my bb.com DP, what should i say, carry on with the copy pastas while giving her a quick "Yes its me"?

Help guys!

CopyPastas are to spark interest. Learn to move away from them though and build on your creativity/making pastas that tailor to you.

[tential]

rofl, im intrigued to see the kind of girl that actually gets gang banged at 16 when its not porn - may the british Prime Minister view the documents? I have a strong stomach lulz.

I'm saying he should go one step further and acquire a spoon pic. No girl is real that is like that. And yes the Post Man would like a look.

[GazzyS]

I'm saying he should go one step further and acquire a spoon pic. No girl is real that is like that. And yes the Post Man would like a look.

yeah, if she is...she has deep deep issues.

INb4 you find out she got a kid from dat dere gangbang

[GazzyS]

bish who flaked on me last night just text me appologising...not sure if srs..

[edswood]

bish who flaked on me last night just text me appologising...not sure if srs..

WTF kind of excuse could she even begin to give you??? She has been MIA for three days, and never even bothered to contact you yesterday? Dis gonna be good.

[muska001]

nah im not, i tend to wait 1-2 hours. It enede up being 3 weeks because things got in the way, i had an exam the first week and i wasn't fauking up my exam for any bish, the second week (last week) was when both her grandparent died in a car crash, and then she flaked this week.

Im having to work around exams at the moment, once they finish (next wednesday) i will be aiming to contact, and then seal the deal within a week for all the bishs that are worth it.

Yeah it prob wasn't worthwhile making a POF profile during exams, just aim for getting as many numbers as possible but dont text them till your exams are over.

Text this: 'hey seeing as we're both beautiful why havn't we banged yet? ' - smiley face is key, bishes love them smiley faces, with this line you know if she's DTF or not, which will save you from wasting time if she isn't

Literally almost gagged when I saw her pics. Trust me, you don't wanna see them. Suddenly the hour long storytime makes sense.

She was maybe a 5 in her profile pics but holy ****, 2.5/10 at best with the droopiest vag I've seen

That story sounds very familiar to a thread I read a while back, thread carefully my friend

[GazzyS]

WTF kind of excuse could she even begin to give you??? She has been MIA for three days, and never even bothered to contact you yesterday? Dis gonna be good.

her: I dont know if you got the text i sent you last night, but i am truely sorry for ignoring you.

me: no, i didnt get any text. So whats the excuse, washing your hair?

her: Oh..well it said you probably hate me right now, and i wouldn't blame you. We went back over to Holland for the funerals on saturday, and i should have been home sunday so seeing you monday would have been fine. Nut we have ended up staying longer to sort things out so we are now staying until the end of the week. I couldn't face having to let you down again so i just ignored your message. Im so sorry and i understand if this means totaly nothing to you xx

me: not going to lie, i was pissed off yes - my evening went from nailing you to nailing my hand. But seriously, thats the worst logic ever - if you had just said you were held up in holland i would have been fine with it.


woman logic is fukn retarded.

[GazzyS]

Yeah it prob wasn't worthwhile making a POF profile during exams, just aim for getting as many numbers as possible but dont text them till your exams are over.

Text this: 'hey seeing as we're both beautiful why havn't we banged yet? ' - smiley face is key, bishes love them smiley faces, with this line you know if she's DTF or not, which will save you from wasting time if she isn't

yeah it was a dumb idea lulz. Nudez was the first intention, because of exams - but then dates actually got set up and chit. She is 100% dtf, this was found out within the first 2 days of texting lulz.

me: I guess you could make up being mean to me over half term...i need to do some revision aswell but i could always just rest the text book on your back?
her: well that sounds like a fair deal. and your more than welcome to try but i dont think you would learn much

[muska001]

her: I dont know if you got the text i sent you last night, but i am truely sorry for ignoring you.

me: no, i didnt get any text. So whats the excuse, washing your hair?

her: Oh..well it said you probably hate me right now, and i wouldn't blame you. We went back over to Holland for the funerals on saturday, and i should have been home sunday so seeing you monday would have been fine. Nut we have ended up staying longer to sort things out so we are now staying until the end of the week. I couldn't face having to let you down again so i just ignored your message. Im so sorry and i understand if this means totaly nothing to you xx

me: not going to lie, i was pissed off yes - my evening went from nailing you to nailing my hand. But seriously, thats the worst logic ever - if you had just said you were held up in holland i would have been fine with it.


woman logic is fukn retarded.

A funeral? Who died? You do know she's gonna be emotional as fuk if it was any one close to her, and she sounds like the typical bish looking for attention and playing mind games by flaking one minute then texting you to apologise, unless she's above average in the looks department I wouldnt even waste my time

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EDIT: You guys gotta relaise if a bish flakes once she's most likely gonna do it again and again

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[ipleadthe5th]

Sup brahs

[GazzyS]

A funeral? Who died? You do know she's gonna be emotional as fuk if it was any one close to her, and she sounds like the typical bish looking for attention and playing mind games by flaking one minute then texting you to apologise, unless she's above average in the looks department I wouldnt even waste my time

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EDIT: You guys gotta relaise if a bish flakes once she's most likely gonna do it again and again

.

This is the reason she flaked before - both her grandparents died in a car crash and she went over to holland with her family to sort the funerals and what not out (they lived there). In my books she is a solid 8+/10 would provide pictures but she has closed her account on okc, she is in the second thread somewhere.

[ipleadthe5th]

This is the reason she flaked before - both her grandparents died in a car crash and she went over to holland with her family to sort the funerals and what not out (they lived there). In my books she is a solid 8+/10 would provide pictures but she has closed her account on okc, she is in the second thread somewhere.

Is this the girl you were going to Australia with?

[GazzyS]

Is this the girl you were going to Australia with?

lulz yeah the rich one who is a clear clinger...but a free holiday is a free holiday.

[ipleadthe5th]

lulz yeah the rich one who is a clear clinger...but a free holiday is a free holiday.

If you follow thru, you're practically married. Can you believe this? I mean like you trolled and got married. E P I C

[muska001]

lulz yeah the rich one who is a clear clinger...but a free holiday is a free holiday.

Brah from what I read she just seems to be out playing you

So far you told her you resorted to 'instead of nailing her, nailing your hand' which shows she's the only girl in your life at the moment (prob not but thats how it looks)

And you told her you were 'upset' about her ignoring you. Not trying to be harsh but you need to grow a pair.. instead of replying that you were butt hurt you should have said

'It was no problem ended up at a night club, dont remember much after that though..'


I dont care if you were re-arranging your sock drawer or fapping to anime cartoons, you dont let her know that you spent the night sulking, dont be available 24/7, your time is precious let the bish know that if she ever wants to meet up with you again, otherwise she'll flake 9 times out of 10

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[tential]

Brah from what I read she just seems to be out playing you

So far you told her you resorted to 'instead of nailing her, nailing your hand' which shows she's the only girl in your life at the moment (prob not but thats how it looks)

And you told her you were 'upset' about her ignoring you. Not trying to be harsh but you need to grow a pair.. instead of replying that you were butt hurt you should have said

'It was no problem ended up at a night club, dont remember much after that though..'


I dont care if you were re-arranging your sock drawer or fapping to anime cartoons, you dont let her know that you spent the night sulking, dont be available 24/7, your time is precious let the bish know that if she ever wants to meet up with you again, otherwise she'll flake 9 times out of 10

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Words of wisdom!

[DoctorV]

The brah who was messaging the girl with copypastas that I was hanging out with (read: banging) still just doesn't get it. lol I keep sending back messages to him with misc memes from HER OWN COMPUTER. I have to laugh though, gonna keep it up. She is kinda confused, but I didn't let her in on the whole Misc thing yet. hah

[GoldenGains]

very very lame. I might try ok cupid for trolling.

[muska001]

very very lame. I might try ok cupid for trolling.

You cant get blocked/banned on OK Cupid but the girls are boring as fuk .. you'd get more lols/ more replies on POF, Ive literally sent hundreds of copy pastas and havnt been banned yet

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[GazzyS]

Brah from what I read she just seems to be out playing you

So far you told her you resorted to 'instead of nailing her, nailing your hand' which shows she's the only girl in your life at the moment (prob not but thats how it looks)

And you told her you were 'upset' about her ignoring you. Not trying to be harsh but you need to grow a pair.. instead of replying that you were butt hurt you should have said

'It was no problem ended up at a night club, dont remember much after that though..'


I dont care if you were re-arranging your sock drawer or fapping to anime cartoons, you dont let her know that you spent the night sulking, dont be available 24/7, your time is precious let the bish know that if she ever wants to meet up with you again, otherwise she'll flake 9 times out of 10

.

yeah, good advise brah. Rereading it i did come across like a *******, point duely noted.

[GazzyS]

very very lame. I might try ok cupid for trolling.

You cant get blocked/banned on OK Cupid but the girls are boring as fuk .. you'd get more lols/ more replies on POF, Ive literally sent hundreds of copy pastas and havnt been banned yet

.

this. hit the space bar once and it doesnt register as a copy pasta.
in my area, the girls are are within 10 miles of me a hideous sadly..

[ipleadthe5th]

You cant get blocked/banned on OK Cupid but the girls are boring as fuk .. you'd get more lols/ more replies on POF, Ive literally sent hundreds of copy pastas and havnt been banned yet

.

I have access to 4 accts on PoF, never banned lulz

[GazzyS]

If you follow thru, you're practically married. Can you believe this? I mean like you trolled and got married. E P I C

that would be epic lolz

[tino124]

Texting this girl... Looks like Thirteen from House, think im in love.

[TheCore84]

nailed my first and only black chick on pof. she was decent, 7.5/10. ended a near 2 year drought, feltgoodman.

[Sithbrah]

her: I dont know if you got the text i sent you last night, but i am truely sorry for ignoring you.

me: no, i didnt get any text. So whats the excuse, washing your hair?

her: Oh..well it said you probably hate me right now, and i wouldn't blame you. We went back over to Holland for the funerals on saturday, and i should have been home sunday so seeing you monday would have been fine. Nut we have ended up staying longer to sort things out so we are now staying until the end of the week. I couldn't face having to let you down again so i just ignored your message. Im so sorry and i understand if this means totaly nothing to you xx

me: not going to lie, i was pissed off yes - my evening went from nailing you to nailing my hand. But seriously, thats the worst logic ever - if you had just said you were held up in holland i would have been fine with it.


woman logic is fukn retarded.

Lol'd be sure to let us know how this bish turned out

Sup brahs

Hey dude! we missed you!

[GazzyS]

Lol'd be sure to let us know how this bish turned out





Hey dude! we missed you!

will do dude.
Im going to say if we are meeting up she is coming to me, if she flakes not a single phuk will be given for her in the future.

[ipleadthe5th]

Been taking time off b/c Im WORE OUT with the Mrs having surgery.

[GazzyS]

Been taking time off b/c Im WORE OUT with the Mrs having surgery.

hope mrs 5th is ok.

INB4 it was a boob job

[ipleadthe5th]

hope mrs 5th is ok.

INB4 it was a boob job

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=135111691