roommate just tried to have gay sex with me (misc wut do)

[SpicyJizz]

So I just transferred to this uni a few days ago, living on campus and chit.

I'm in suit where we all have our own room, and I have four dormmates. Tonight My dormmate took me to the local club where everyone in the college goes to. The entire night we were talking about boning chicks and drinking beer and chit. Cool. Normal guy stuff.

So when we get back to the suite, we're both pretty gone. I'm in room getting ready to go to bed and chit. He walks in, half naked, and asks, "do you wanna have sex?"

"Wat."

"Do you wanna have sex right now?" (100% dead serious)

*bertstare*

Then I escort him out of my room and tell him I think it's better we never speak of this again.
Then as I was brushing my teeth he walked in the bathroom and kept trying.

What do I do misc, should I request a room change?

[Lucretius]

Obviously transfer to:

[Roke]

Check his neo-cortex for potential lesions.

[Parapapiripipi1]

[BrickDick]

Seems he really put you in a tight spot because he wants in your tight spot. Or does he want you in his tight spot? But is his spot even tight?

See how tomorrow goes but requesting a room change should definitely be considered.

[JustMoved24]

Knock him the **** out before he can ever finish that sentence again

He'll get the point

[Renzbrah]

Maybe he's using reverse psychology on you OP

He knew eventually you were going to try to have sex with him, so by him offering to do it first, you're now completely turned off to the idea.

So the only option here is to have sex with him and prove him wrong.

[BloodFireDeath]

go ham on his ass, penetrate him, make his ******* sore, this is the only way to assert dominance now so that he dare not try this gay chit with you again

[cheapWiFi]

were you trying to laugh it off? what was your reaction? obviously he thinks you're gay.

you gotta stop those ideas dead in their tracks if you really want him to stop. i would be pretty serious the first time, after the second time I'd start to get upset.

[cheachea]

I know people say this a lot on Misc but this is a Serious Case of No Contact. Yes Request a different Room.(SRS)

[dasitmaen]

you sound like a close minded ******* OP. you're only at college once, make the most of it brah

[brianphi]

It was a long night and both of you losers couldn't get a chick at the bar. Help him out real quick, just penetration no kissing. Then never speak of it. It's what bros do for each other.

[NZdude]

I dunno maybe he saw/read your avi and got ideas? sheesh - can't blame the poor fulla

[SpicyJizz]

Update: dorm mate just walked in my room and asked for a condom because he found a match a grindr

[Mulloway69]

It's only gay if your balls touch OP

[SpicyJizz]

It's only gay if your balls touch OP

Nah brah. That's enough college for me for a good few years. Dropping out tomorrow lol

[brianphi]

Does he know you go by "bum hole raider" on a forum full of half naked men ?

[riikonenbe]

username: SpicyJizz
user title: -BUMHOLE RAIDER-
sexuality: *******

[forthenoodz]

you tell the whole world that he is a *******

[SolidOakie]

Update: dorm mate just walked in my room and asked for a condom because he found a match a grindr

LOL he is going to be so embarrassed tomorrow. Dun goofd/10

SRS, from here on out every time he sees you he is going to die inside

[mookone]

do you have balls ?

[atrueboss]

Cover your ass with saran wrap

[Slugrunner79]

Hey buddy, at least he didn't rape you!

[butwhowasfeel]

why didn't you have sex with him? lol

could have just been a fun little one time thing lol no homo just saying lol its always good to try out new things lol pm me

[infinityplus1]

Just let him bang out, you're the new guy you need to make friends

[FlashWad3]

Is OP doing a degree in *******ry at *******worts or something?

[vsportsguy]

[havoc713]

There are a lot of secret *******s in college. I swear, I thought I was just paranoid when two guys seemed a little to friendly, but I have a gay friend who basically confirmed my suspicion when I asked him. It is messed up.

[kezzam]

Are you gay OP? Why would you say no? Strong homo

[sanblz33]

Strong username OP


lol @ the responses ITT