Considering tongue patch diet

[Hannah82]

What u rekon femmisc yea or nay?



http://www.drchugay.com/innovation/w...-patch-surgery

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=19840923

[Wyomann]

There goes her social life, no giving BJs either I guess.

[Artemis00]

Saw that on the Doctors the other day.

Can't believe people will do this to themselves...inflict pain upon themselves because they have no self control. Sad to see people will stoop to that level rather than gaining some will power and go to the gym.




Okay, and now the other side of me has to ask...what affect with this have when giving a guy a BJ?

[Wyomann]

Saw that on the Doctors the other day.

Can't believe people will do this to themselves...inflict pain upon themselves because they have no self control. Sad to see people will stoop to that level rather than gaining some will power and go to the gym.




Okay, and now the other side of me has to ask...what affect with this have when giving a guy a BJ?

They can't.

This is the most evil device ever invented!!!!

[SheDemon]

"makes chewing solid food very difficult and painful" -- sounds like torture! And who's to say they won't sit on the couch drinking milkshakes and forcing down pudding all day?

$2000 to put that thing in as well.

I shudder to think.

[snappinghello]

Are you a dog? Learn self discipline.

[Hannah82]

Saw that on the Doctors the other day.

Can't believe people will do this to themselves...inflict pain upon themselves because they have no self control. Sad to see people will stoop to that level rather than gaining some will power and go to the gym.




Okay, and now the other side of me has to ask...what affect with this have when giving a guy a BJ?

No solids.

[Artemis00]

They can't.

This is the most evil device ever invented!!!!

Well it would bring a whole new level to S&M...but just on that aspect alone, would never consider getting it done.




And jimmies rustled that you beat me with making a comment about BJs

[hammerfelt]

You weigh only 119lbs how much weight can you possibly want to lose?

If you want to go with an extreme, look into the Master Cleanse aka Lemonade Fast. At least it requires no body modifications.

[Hannah82]

Are you a dog? Learn self discipline.

[Nelly87]

I'm personally doing the IV through the nose diet. It is only water and vitamins, non of that calorie crap, just a waste.

[superja]

So the whole point of the patch on the tongue is just to make it too painful to chew anything? Because I LITERALLY CANNOT lose weight unless I pay someone $2000 to force me onto a liquid diet.



From the second article:
""Once they take the patch off, we put them on the boot camp diet," Dr. Nikolai Chugay said. "It's a strict diet, kind of plant-based diet that patients are placed on for another month. And then, I prepare them for the regular maintenance diet that they'll stay on for the rest of their lives."

Or not. Within hours of having the tongue patch removed, Lanuza enjoyed her favorite feast: Korean barbecue.

Beltran cracked after three days, having a slice of cake and two tacos."

[penny0527]

Beltran cracked after three days, having a slice of cake and two tacos."

If that's considered "cracking" I got news for these mother fukers.....

[GreekyBeth]

If that's considered "cracking" I got news for these mother fukers.....

Exactly! I'd steal a hot dog vendor's cart in the least.

[EvinHoll]

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Saw S&M mentioned

Don't know what the topic is, but whatever it is, I'm down.

What's the safety word?

[Hannah82]

I'm personally doing the IV through the nose diet. It is only water and vitamins, non of that calorie crap, just a waste.

Seems like a legit option but I was looking for the LATEST fad so as to stay on trend....

[Hannah82]

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Don't know what the topic is, but whatever it is, I'm down.

What's the safety word?

The safe word is Dumbeldore

[BrotherWolf]

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Don't know what the topic is, but whatever it is, I'm down.

What's the safety word?

butter ..

[BrotherWolf]

I'm personally doing the IV through the nose diet. It is only water and vitamins, non of that calorie crap, just a waste.

I'm on the I drink my own urine diet .. because at least I know where it comes from

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ty-secret.html

[Wyomann]

Since we are talking about tongues

[penny0527]

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Don't know what the topic is, but whatever it is, I'm down.

What's the safety word?

The safe word is "Penny." Right Beth?

[Wyomann]

The safe word is "Penny." Right Beth?

The safeword is Hanna banana and loose Penny slot.

[danap3681]

WTF did I just read??? LOL @ people with no self control. Amazingly it helped patients lose average of 16lbs which they kept off for 8 months. Short term goals... yeah! Long term... get your ass on a proper diet and in the gym!!

[CathyVee]

I'm personally doing the IV through the nose diet. It is only water and vitamins, non of that calorie crap, just a waste.

The NG diet actually exists: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/15/fa...e-Wedding.html

It uses a nasogastric tube (a tube that goes through the nose and down the eso****us into the stomach) to provide all nourishment, with no carbohydrates, for 10 days. Dr. Di Pietro said body weight is lost quickly through ketosis, the state in which the body burns fat rather than sugar. Patients at his office are monitored during the 10-day period for things like constipation, bad breath and dizziness.

[mrshester]

Since we are talking about tongues

That girl needs a tongue patch. On her face. And by tongue patch, I mean muzzle.

[Big_Sky_Guy]

If that's considered "cracking" I got news for these mother fukers.....

Does not even qualify as an appetizer if I am hungry!

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Saw S&M mentioned

Don't know what the topic is, but whatever it is, I'm down.

What's the safety word?

"Cwacking". Cause cracking is hard to say with a patch stapled in your mouwf.

That girl needs a tongue patch. On her face. And by tongue patch, I mean muzzle.

Full body muzzle please. She wasn't exactly drop dead gorg before, but this new look is the one the Disney stars all seem to get 5 minutes before they are arrested for their 3rd DUI, 2nd treatment center and 30 minutes before a trip to the mental institution.

Not judging, just reporting

[MadCatLady]

What's the safety word?

Cookies.

I've invented a new diet. I will lock you in a cupboard for one week. Weight loss guaranteed. That'll be £2000 please.

[resilience5241]

Damn....I had this idea so long ago. I knew I should have ran out for a patent. I said to my trainer "imagine what the world would be like if there were a pill you could take in the morning that would eliminate your taste buds for 'x' amount of time...just think of all the broccoli and chicken you could shove down day after day."

This chit is extreme though. I think learning the wonders of seasoning and natural flavor is less painful. & ffs eating a piece of cake if you feel like you're going to kill someone over it.

[sy2502]

What u rekon femmisc yea or nay?



http://www.drchugay.com/innovation/w...-patch-surgery

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=19840923

[superja]

I've invented a new diet. I will lock you in a cupboard for one week. Weight loss guaranteed. That'll be £2000 please.

For that amount of money I will personally follow you around and punch you every time you try to eat something. Gonna slap dat chit right outta your hand.