Just moved into College Dorm, any tips?

[Beowu1f]

Title. I'm a freshman c/o 2016 going to college in St. Louis MO. Any of you bros got tips on dorm/college life?

will rep!

[badamss]

Slay bishs

[bobbysto]

In for tips.
Starting university in 2 weeks.

[Basic_wonder]

Find the biggest guy on campus and punch him .....

[liftweightseat]

find the biggest girl on campus and punch her.....

[lazymman345]

Find the biggest professor on campus and punch him/her

[Gift3d]

1) Fap
2) Blow in hand
3) Throw on walls
4) Sit back and watch dry

[karim1993]

if your seniors are nice you'll learn alot

[Beowu1f]

I like where this thread is going (notsrs)

btw My dorm room is single occupancy, so no room mate

[Gift3d]

I like where this thread is going (notsrs)

btw My dorm room is single occupancy, so no room mate

all the more reason to throw your babies on the walls... when you move out if someone ever uses a black light they will be in for a suprise

[karim1993]

P.S always respect seniors, except for the cocky ones

[boomboombam6]

Make sure your roommate is actually asleep when you fap, or else things can get weird.

Edit: nvm, just lock the door.

[SwoleBrahCrew]

Title. I'm a freshman c/o 2016 going to college in St. Louis MO. Any of you bros got tips on dorm/college life?

will rep!

hey! I go to siue which is right across the river. What college are you going to? And as far as advice goes make sure you go to all the lame ass dorm stuff because even though its lame as fuuuuu you can meet alot of freshmen girls

[Beowu1f]

hey! I go to siue which is right across the river. What college are you going to? And as far as advice goes make sure you go to all the lame ass dorm stuff because even though its lame as fuuuuu you can meet alot of freshmen girls

I go to Saint Louis University so dang bro we're pretty close. Yeah, I guess I'll start going with the flow on all them dorm fun shiz

[PlatypusLover]

Go out and get involved in whats going on around campus. Sucks to sit in a dorm all day.

[koloxid]

try and get some impressional posters on your walls. real ****, batman and the like, motivational things. its not your parents basement, no cliche ****. youre bringing women back there.

get about a dozen decent works of classical fiction scattered across the room. you dont have to read any of them, but it will show youre intelligent, read, and can start a conversation by responding with "oh i just started reading it" or "my buddy started reading it, is it any good?"

cultivate the impression that youre an alpha male thinker, moreso than others who obsess about material things.

keep the place clean and tidy, not stinky. you probably cant smell your own room once it starts and is subtle, so air it out often. get some cologne in the air, do your laundry, DO NOT leave any shaker bottles with protein left in it at all laying around. that is the nastiest fuking scent, your room will smell like ass.

get soft lighting, either a lamp or change the bulbs to a lower watt of yellow/red color

get a bottle of single malt and 4 glasses. this is your go-to drink from now on. the drink of the alpha male. make sure its on display also, its not a prop, you drink that.

get some sporting items in there. boxing gloves, hockey sticks, football, baseball bat/ball, rugby ball, soccer ball. it suggests that you are competitive in sports, yet dont give a fuk about it. you do it for yourself

edit: credit given to AndrewBober

[SwoleBrahCrew]

I go to Saint Louis University so dang bro we're pretty close. Yeah, I guess I'll start going with the flow on all them dorm fun shiz

I was like saint louis university..mmmm... Oh yeah SLU lol. I know a few people who go to school over there. are you thinking about rushing?

[Beowu1f]

I was like saint louis university..mmmm... Oh yeah SLU lol. I know a few people who go to school over there. are you thinking about rushing?

Nope no rushing for me.

btw will rep all in thread, but I hit my limit for the day

[Beowu1f]

try and get some impressional posters on your walls. real ****, batman and the like, motivational things. its not your parents basement, no cliche ****. youre bringing women back there.

get about a dozen decent works of classical fiction scattered across the room. you dont have to read any of them, but it will show youre intelligent, read, and can start a conversation by responding with "oh i just started reading it" or "my buddy started reading it, is it any good?"

cultivate the impression that youre an alpha male thinker, moreso than others who obsess about material things.

keep the place clean and tidy, not stinky. you probably cant smell your own room once it starts and is subtle, so air it out often. get some cologne in the air, do your laundry, DO NOT leave any shaker bottles with protein left in it at all laying around. that is the nastiest fuking scent, your room will smell like ass.

get soft lighting, either a lamp or change the bulbs to a lower watt of yellow/red color

get a bottle of single malt and 4 glasses. this is your go-to drink from now on. the drink of the alpha male. make sure its on display also, its not a prop, you drink that.

get some sporting items in there. boxing gloves, hockey sticks, football, baseball bat/ball, rugby ball, soccer ball. it suggests that you are competitive in sports, yet dont give a fuk about it. you do it for yourself

Informative post. I'll work on getting my hands on some single Malt, already got baseball gear.

[FeelTheFear]

Talk to and be friendly to as many people as possible, as fast as possible.

Connections are EVERYTHING

[AndrewBober]

try and get some impressional posters on your walls. real ****, batman and the like, motivational things. its not your parents basement, no cliche ****. youre bringing women back there.

get about a dozen decent works of classical fiction scattered across the room. you dont have to read any of them, but it will show youre intelligent, read, and can start a conversation by responding with "oh i just started reading it" or "my buddy started reading it, is it any good?"

cultivate the impression that youre an alpha male thinker, moreso than others who obsess about material things.

keep the place clean and tidy, not stinky. you probably cant smell your own room once it starts and is subtle, so air it out often. get some cologne in the air, do your laundry, DO NOT leave any shaker bottles with protein left in it at all laying around. that is the nastiest fuking scent, your room will smell like ass.

get soft lighting, either a lamp or change the bulbs to a lower watt of yellow/red color

get a bottle of single malt and 4 glasses. this is your go-to drink from now on. the drink of the alpha male. make sure its on display also, its not a prop, you drink that.

get some sporting items in there. boxing gloves, hockey sticks, football, baseball bat/ball, rugby ball, soccer ball. it suggests that you are competitive in sports, yet dont give a fuk about it. you do it for yourself

It's like something I wrote a couple of days back http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post936631973

Still, glad to see my work is bring plagiarised - means someone must think it has some value. I like the touches he has given to it.

On an additional note regarding if you plagiarise - don't. Citation are the key. It's give credibility to the premise of your arguement. I've you use someone else's words and portray them as your own you'll get caught out, be mocked, tarnish any chance at progressing and worse case get kicked off the course. Citations are the thing which covers it all.

I'd Aldo recommend you source a couple of key bits of music - rather than me lust then here and discover my insights repeated through the voice of another drop me a BB.com msg and I'll list the pieces and explain why.

Not sure if I can be arsed to neg the copier. Rather would like than him. I would recommend he take the same advice though.

B

[AndrewBober]

Grammar is awful right now due to wheat beer, using iPhone and having Viking hands, and being tired.

If anything of my previous post is sloppy then ask the 16 year old plagiarist to tidy it up for me.

[Beowu1f]

It's like something I wrote a couple of days back http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post936631973

Still, glad to see my work is bring plagiarised - means someone must think it has some value. I like the touches he has given to it.

On an additional note regarding if you plagiarise - don't. Citation are the key. It's give credibility to the premise of your arguement. I've you use someone else's words and portray them as your own you'll get caught out, be mocked, tarnish any chance at progressing and worse case get kicked off the course. Citations are the thing which covers it all.

I'd Aldo recommend you source a couple of key bits of music - rather than me lust then here and discover my insights repeated through the voice of another drop me a BB.com msg and I'll list the pieces and explain why.

Not sure if I can be arsed to neg the copier. Rather would like than him. I would recommend he take the same advice though.

B

all credit to you bro, great stuff!

[AlphaAlbert]

Nope no rushing for me.

btw will rep all in thread, but I hit my limit for the day

yeah we all want your whopping 5 rep power

[koloxid]

all credit to you bro, great stuff!

this, i saved the post an image, didnt copy paste. originally i kept the advice for myself, but i felt it applied here

[Beowu1f]

yeah we all want your whopping 5 rep power

It's all I got to offer in thanks to anyone. I apologize if it's not enough for you

[AndrewBober]

Just typing up bits. But shattered. 1hr 30mon HIIT session at gym, work, couple of hours woth son before he went to sleep (his only 16mths), a litre of beer, and full of tuna. If not posted tonight then def tomorrow morning.

Re. the books. Remember - second hand bookstore. Well thumb books looks cooler. Virgin fresh books will tend to ensure you remain virgin fresh as well. New book are contrived. Says you are "faking" it. Plus you can find crazy stuff in second hand books. I once bought a 1976 edition of a Platos 'Symposium' (a brilliant read) which had an letter in it from 1975 sent from someone from Columbia College who was slumming it in Amsterdam. Truly bizarre read. Only two sides long and about how the guy was searching for 'that' girl. No real value but as a conversation piece it afforded a couple of very "generous" encounters.

[bobbysto]

1976 edition of a Platos 'Symposium' (a brilliant read)

Can confirm this ^
Not my favourite from Plato, I'm not interested in his philosophy although never the less a good read!

[ske7chy]

Just typing up bits. But shattered. 1hr 30mon HIIT session at gym, work, couple of hours woth son before he went to sleep (his only 16mths), a litre of beer, and full of tuna. If not posted tonight then def tomorrow morning.

Re. the books. Remember - second hand bookstore. Well thumb books looks cooler. Virgin fresh books will tend to ensure you remain virgin fresh as well. New book are contrived. Says you are "faking" it. Plus you can find crazy stuff in second hand books. I once bought a 1976 edition of a Platos 'Symposium' (a brilliant read) which had an letter in it from 1975 sent from someone from Columbia College who was slumming it in Amsterdam. Truly bizarre read. Only two sides long and about how the guy was searching for 'that' girl. No real value but as a conversation piece it afforded a couple of very "generous" encounters.

You should make a thread. Lots of killer advice that I wish I had.

[grux12]