things you care about at 18, but not at 25

[RickyRousseau]

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[frankenstein78]

18 - hey maybe if I'm lucky, she'll agree to us taking a shower together.

33- I wish she hadn't gotten in the shower with me. If she doesn't stop hogging all the water, I'm gonna pee on her leg, and she won't even know.

[frankenstein78]

18 - wishing there were a pill to make 1 woman fall in love with you

30+ - wishing I had a stash of the pills from "Limitless"

[poundfive2]

18 - wishing there were a pill to make 1 woman fall in love with you

30+ - wishing I had a stash of the pills from "Limitless"

********

[Uncle Bob]

18- Oh god, don't let me be the only guy not in a relationship
25- Oh thank god I didn't already marry and have kids like half my friends already have

18- I can't date her. She has dated other guys before me.
25- Everyone has baggage. Past experiences make us stronger and know what we really want.

18- waiting for her to text (or get on IM back in my 18yr old day) and talk about nothing
25- Can't talk/text a pointless convo with you, babe. I got my own **** to do.

[nvrstopworking]

Thread brings the lolz.

19 - "Hey guys! Let's go to that new club tonight! I know we have to line up for 1.5hrs but it'll be SOO worth it!"

30+ - "WTF? A line? If we can't bypass this I'm outta here."


19 - "God, that chick is SOOO fawking hawt. wouldwife/10"

30+ - "Holy shyt, I can enjoy comfortable silence with this girl. wouldwife/10"

[tbone73]

Great thread OP, all 3 are valid....

#4- Looking at her phone... Just give it up, if she's a cheating sloot you will find out/be able to tell. Checking cells is really immature.

#5 if you are 25 and still on ********...kill yourself

[tbone73]

18: what is the clitoris

25: where is the clitoris

45 who cares where it is? its like bigfoot or santa

[Uncle Bob]

18- Believe in love and being with one person
29- Realize that ONE PERSON IS YOU

I like that one!

[ChaseB1991]

18- Fapping when i'm bored.

20- Fapping when i'm bored.

[bdub69]

18- Oh god, don't let me be the only guy not in a relationship
25- Oh thank god I didn't already marry and have kids like half my friends already have

Too much real life

[Guardian]

18-relationship
25-myself

[grizz101]

18:


25:

well guys, I think this about sums it up

[revolutionbrah]

18 - when will I lose my vcard
20 - when will I lose my vcard

[WAviking24]

18:


25:

[Aryan7]

18: Why do people put so much importance on having a girlfriend?

2?: As above, on track to buying my home mortgage free.

[tetraktys13]

18:


25:

lol stylin on them hoes

[BigFoigg]

PIITB - When i was a teen i was obsessed with the forbidden hole (too much pr0n), but once you raw dog a girl who´s on the pill, oh man, nothing beat that warm and wet feeling.

This. Oh and since I'm 18..

I really hope the OP is right. I hate feeling that way about 1 and 2

[nnl]

Age 18 - worrying about guys hitting on her, her hooking up with someone when she's out with her girlfriends. Could I ever find another girl like her if she did cheat?
Age 25+ - praying and begging for her to go out with her girlfriends, not worrying in the slightest. If she does cheat, that's open license to bang the flirtatious, hot chick at work/down the street.

Age 18 - trying hard to have her friends think you're a sweet guy.
Age 25 - only caring what her friends have heard about your abilities in bed, just in case you two break up.

lol so true... except replace 18 with 16 and 25 with 21.

[njkid123]

Bump

[DTRrex]

18: i put up with playing games
25: i dont put up with playing games

You must spread some reputation around beore giving it to .aeterna again.

Lol, too much real life.

[wildchild11]

18: fuark, im too scared to talk to girls

22: okay ive been a pussy for years. its time to get good at this

23: hey.....this isnt that hard

[Stix14]

14 - Abortion Clinic
18 - Abortion Clinic
22 - PLAN B

True story...

[suckahfreeboss]

My eyes have been opened....thank you older, wiser miscers.

[Danger_Close]

#2 - OMG she went clubbing!! U think she grinded?!? Trust me, you either gvet over it, or are one insecure tiny dicked *******.




Please add.

ok im being srs. i dont get how when you trip over stuff like this your being insecure. To me it seems that being insecure is being worried about nothing really. like if someone is scared of getting pulled over by the police for no reason they are paranoid. But if cops are pulling people over left and right and arresting ppl for no reason and he has to drive down that street then thats not paranoid, thats being aware.

how can guy like this say that a guy not trusting a girl doing deceptive things is insecure. A girl lying/not telling the truth IS a cause to be concerned about.

brb go to the club and not telling you
"did you go to the club?"
"no! stop being insecure!"
"but there are pics of u grinding on some dude"
"insecure phgaggot!"

[poundfive2]

ok im being srs. i dont get how when you trip over stuff like this your being insecure. To me it seems that being insecure is being worried about nothing really. like if someone is scared of getting pulled over by the police for no reason they are paranoid. But if cops are pulling people over left and right and arresting ppl for no reason and he has to drive down that street then thats not paranoid, thats being aware.

how can guy like this say that a guy not trusting a girl doing deceptive things is insecure. A girl lying/not telling the truth IS a cause to be concerned about.

brb go to the club and not telling you
"did you go to the club?"
"no! stop being insecure!"
"but there are pics of u grinding on some dude"
"insecure phgaggot!"
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if she goes and u ask what she did and then she denys it that just means shes lying and thats bad... the notion of her going to the club itself though isnt bad.

[TallDH]

if she goes and u ask what she did and then she denys it that just means shes lying and thats bad... the notion of her going to the club itself though isnt bad.

This. I ask if she had fun. Her going to a club means I get alone time to stroke my salami and play games.

[njkid123]

Need more

[frankenstein78]

18 - Girlfriend has her period. Gross. No way we're gonna have sex for a few days.

19+ - Girlfriend gets her period. Just a minor detail. Ride the red tide!!

[Stix14]

18 - Girlfriend has her period. Gross. No way we're gonna have sex for a few days.

19+ - Girlfriend gets her period. Just a minor detail. Ride the red tide!!

If the river flows, take the dirt road...