text her "you should be an archaeologist"
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10-06-2011, 07:49 PM #121anonymousGuest
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10-06-2011, 07:53 PM #122Originally Posted by TechLady
Fuarking lol. Funny Bish
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10-06-2011, 08:02 PM #123Registered User
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Step 1. Be all romantic and mysterious (but not beta)
Step 2. Flirt with her over phone/texting
Step 3. Meet up for coffee
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Get married to beautiful rich woman
Anyone else remember that thread where a guy shipped something to a girl from ebay or something, looked her up on fb and she was hot, so he put in a note in the package then ******** added the girl, got laid and even posted a video of the aftermath? alpha as ****"If, therefore, any be unhappy, let him remember that he is unhappy by reason of himself alone"
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
Ron Paul on Wikileaks & Assange: "In a free society we're supposed to know the truth. In a society where truth becomes treason, then we're in big trouble.”
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10-06-2011, 08:18 PM #124Registered User
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OP Please Respond
*I'm taller than Charizard Crew*
I always pick #5 crew
rep James on sight for life crew
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10-06-2011, 08:25 PM #125Registered User
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strong deliverance op
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10-06-2011, 08:26 PM #126Registered User
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Get the n00dz
Reps for the people in STL
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10-06-2011, 08:27 PM #127
Give it to YBD
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10-06-2011, 10:43 PM #128She's got a bf whose moving in with her you ****, I am pretty sure she went home and never thought of you again, nice try son.Originally Posted by tomsun
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10-06-2011, 10:46 PM #129Registered User
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this.Originally Posted by ironthisbitch
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10-06-2011, 10:47 PM #130Jimmies Rustled ☑
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OP is balls deep in her chamber of secrets as we speak
Instagram: Aesthetix5ever
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10-06-2011, 10:48 PM #131Banned
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thisOriginally Posted by PovertyDinner
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10-06-2011, 10:50 PM #132Registered User
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OP we need updates. Don't hold out on us. We must live vicariously through your golden ticket. <3
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10-06-2011, 10:52 PM #133Registered User
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I don't know what you guys see in her.
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10-06-2011, 10:52 PM #134Registered User
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Emma Watson doesn't even go to university anymore.
ϟ CHARGERS CREW ϟ
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10-06-2011, 10:53 PM #135Registered User
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+1Originally Posted by 803988294
but still pretty cool, she is famous.
OP beter deliver 45 minute anal video or negs.April '10 : 116lbs
Sept. '10: 127lbs
March '11: 139lbs
June '11: 155lbs
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10-06-2011, 10:53 PM #136IFBB BRO
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This, OP is beta, dont risk itOriginally Posted by Blast_
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10-06-2011, 10:54 PM #137Registered User
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this,Originally Posted by dngo69
op is frauding for sure. she made it public she was taking off a year or so from brown
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10-06-2011, 10:56 PM #138Registered User
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if she can make trollface on demand she is wifeable
but lettuce beef real tea here, she is no jessica alba in sin citypr's:
deadliftin: 475
benchin: 325
squatin (parallel): 415
squatin (below parallel): 385
incline dumbbell press: 115*8
front squat: 315
power clean: 260
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10-06-2011, 10:58 PM #139Por Favor Responde.
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LMFAO this is why i love the miscOriginally Posted by tomsun
Yankees - Colts - Inter
~.S&P.~
[Misc. Late Night Crew]
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R.I.P. Zyzz
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10-06-2011, 11:00 PM #140dunno
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my penisOriginally Posted by 803988294
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
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10-06-2011, 11:00 PM #141AVI: 179 pounds. Jelly?
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Dear OP,
You probably don't get this a lot but listen to what I have to say. I believe, with a pure and genuine open heart, that this thread will go nowhere. Why? Because like many, many threads in the history of the misc this thread is but a crushing of the hopes of dreams of thousands of forever alone miscers who fantasize of an epic thread and epic amusement that could've been - and yet, it's just one of those threads, the ones that cause millions of tears to fall lifelessly off the faces of many heart broken brahs with nothing left to be happy about but the fap that they will later attend to on this very night. And it will sink, almost inconspicuously into the dark depths and void of the double digit pages of teh misc forever to be forgotten like many others.
Good night, and may your pen0r never touch the labia of Emma Watson aka Hermoine aka Heavenly blesse- I mean 13 year old boy with the new hair cut.
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10-06-2011, 11:07 PM #142
Tell her a requirement to get into the club is to be weighed. "oh no, I don't know how much I weigh!" op - "sit on my face and I'll guess"
The rest will be beautiful misc history.
God speed op.
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10-07-2011, 07:55 AM #143Sillabrah
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the first one lolOriginally Posted by TyBaseball
I'm gonna call bs.. But if true just text "so you pick up a lot of guys this way? Or am I lucky
" or "don't text back if you want to lick my butthole"***R.I.P Zyzz***
***A State of Trance crew***
*** The Realists Crew ***
*Misc Zombie Response Team*
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10-07-2011, 08:35 AM #144UMOP3PISdn
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No she isn't, that girl made it move for me. Would swim the Atlantic whilst dragging a supertanker just to hear her poodle scratch its arse over AM radio.Originally Posted by livebrah
I believe in karma, it comes in many forms but sometimes that form is by way of Dirk_Diggler, Iceman1800, 400lb Gorilla, wraith1234 and also TheDukeUSMC. My jimmies rustled status /10=0. My inability to randomly neg *******s in a meaningful manner /10=10
Tank crew~
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10-07-2011, 08:40 AM #145Registered user
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STRONG account name to post content ratio. strong join date and post count to bump a thread from yesterday with. strong post content to what everyone already knows ratio.Originally Posted by tomsun****er
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10-07-2011, 08:43 AM #146Registered User
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please respond
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10-07-2011, 08:50 AM #147Mr. Fahrenheit
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post it! then let YBD make a sex tape with her and post it on the misc.
Work like a slave. Eat like a king. Sleep like a baby. Look like a GOD.
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If I tell you "reps on recharge" and I forget, just remind me.
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10-07-2011, 11:07 AM #148Registered User
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lulz do it!!Originally Posted by Blast_
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10-07-2011, 06:59 PM #149living dangusly
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w r u op . i need this thread
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10-07-2011, 07:01 PM #150Registered User
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Quoted for truthOriginally Posted by rickychambersm
We need you OP
Please respond.
" or "don't text back if you want to lick my butthole"
We need you OP
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