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[comore07]

I would take my entire penis, peel the skin and put it in sewer, malaria infested salt water for 10 years. I would then drag said penis through 50 miles of fire ants to be able to breathe the air that came out of her ancestor's ass 200 million years ago.

[UltimateSwag]

i would stuff a hose with 1 metre of barbed wire inside deep down inside my penis hole, pull the hose out leaving the wire, leave it there for 100 days pulling it out 1cm at a time via my arsehole, eat my blood and **** off the wire, **** it out, eat the ****, vomit that up, eat that vomit, **** it out again, mix it in a blender with brocolli and the cheesy yeast from oprah winfrey's pussy with a scabby rash while she was on her period, pour it down my left sinus, drink whatever came out my right sinus, **** that out, smear it on my cock and masturbate to gay midget pterodactyl porn at the same time as i rubbed it on my face, just to order a full cream milk latte with 1 sugar from the same starbucks that a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of her ugliest fattest friend did

[comore07]

ok thats it this dude won lol

[TSUarmy27]

I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

^this

[ZZ0B]

needs more cowbell

[MikeyC4]

I would stand in the direct path of a low flying helicopter with sledgehammers tied to the ends of the moving blades just to take a shot of back pimple juice out of a cup that was drank out of by the opposing team she played beer pong against at a ****ty party where they listened to J. Lo and Ja rule songs like 5 years ago.

[MrPappageorgio]

I would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry western diamondback rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarreah in 14 years ago.

[FatWhiteKid]

lmao'd

[chillz]

I'd rather **** in my hands and clap


not srs.






I'd pound that meat. LOL'd.

[Indringa]

I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

This is the best.

[SloweffinGains]

Bump for moar

[herroE46]

bump for moar

[Patient Bear]

bump

[AnotherBrah]

I would climb Everest butt naked with nothing but a rope intertwined of Rosie O'donnel's shaved pubes and armpit hair, a bottle of Betty White's ass sweat for hydration, and a couple hot dogs made out of the excess parts of Richard Simmons just to shake the hand of the person who bags her groceries.

edit: epic bump Patient Bear ...

[benisben25]

LOL'd hard, would love to read more.

[Coppatop]

Oh heavenly blessed beauty.

I would bump this thread for you.

[enken]

would jump balls first naked into a pool of used heroin syringes just to taste the water she used to wash her hands after a toilet break

[DaveyC22]

i would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry western diamondback rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarreah in 14 years ago.

win!

[HotChuven]

bump for lulz

[MR2Quick]

I would cut my d*** off with a rusty spoon just to deep throat a 13'' zuchinni that her father once stuffed into a horses a**hole

[MR2Quick]

I would drag my balls over a mile of other guys balls just to eat out the a**hole of a dog that attended the same veterinarian clinic as her dog on a Tuesday afternoon 5 years ago.

[live4laxx]

Would stretch my penis hole out to the size of a firehose, shove a midgets head up my dickhole while his wife slit open my scrotum to inject both raw testicles with krokodile while drinking the putried diarrhea of Nancy Grace, while having Bill O' Reily's queefs as my only source of oxygen, to hear about the time when my friend saw her boyfriends friends getting yucky in the basement of her fat best friends house that she went to once to retrieve her cellphone from.

[In4Lols]

I would have sex with OP's mom.

lol.


too many 'i would drag my balls'
if you need high class quotes
Goldengains is the man for this type of things

[ghlibisk]

"I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass and then dip them in tabasco sauce just so that I could spin a roulette wheel with a 1/10,000 chance of being able to sniff the lint collected from her laundry dryer"

i posted this a few months ago on the "Kate Upton dougie youtube video". i just googled it; people be quoting me all over teh internetz


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[iBundy]

I would vile the teeth of 50 Ethiopians, strap a chicken wing to my dick and then bear crawl through the village at the end of their fasting season just to make eye contact with her pen pal.

[trailless]

I would drag my bleeding balls through a pool of snakeheads just to get a glimpse of this heavenly blessed beauty.

[Iandaddy99]

I would drag my ball 1000miles over broken glass and rusted barb wire, while using oprah winfreys farts as an oxygen supply, crushing my own testicles violenty with a hammer then slowly proceeding down a slide covered in salt and vinegar as my bloody testicles trailed behind me in the hope that one day I could lick the used toilet seat of a janitor who was freinds with a person who's cousin once glimsed at this heavenly blessed beauty while groccery shopping.

[lllBoneZlll]

i enjoy this thread.*

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

This is all you need right here.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=130309683

Enjoy.

[Patient Bear]

I would drag my balls through a puddle of water and clean Linzz's snatch with a toothbrush and then proceed to brush my teeth with that toothbrush to see her through a broken telescope