A quick primer on "text game"

[repos]

her: guess who now has unlimited texting!

Me:Girl who i wont see for atleast 2 more months?? But congrats u made a huge step in ur life

her:haha yeah, me! im pumped i dont have to count my non-verizon texts anymore. hows (my school) treating u?

me: lol you actually counted texts? Pretty nerdy

her:no-i had to call for them to send me a text........(etc bullsh*t)

me:i just imagined u with square glasses and pen, piece of paper in hand recordin all of your text.lol. n instead of shelby the sexy dancer.. shelby the mathematician

her: haha. wait did we dance together? and how is shelby the mathematician not sexy?

me: idk... could u pull off shelby the sexy mathematician?

her: i already do.. i love calculus and if u need any tutoring. i wud b the sexiest one out there

me:4+4=5.herp derp. i need help...But i dont believe u. prove it ;-) (sent the bitch a smiley face)

her:well, 4+4=8 and i can only prove it if your actually taking some sort of math...haha and it has to be in person or over webcam

i feel im close to noods. what shall i say...should i just give her a pic first? drill is on if delivered

[NWDub]

Bump

[thatswhatsup]

She is either dtf or a attention whore. I will not have it. The same goes for flakes. I go through women quicker then I go through under wear. Not smashing them all. I either **** or I chuck her. Its that simple.


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I agree 100% with jamestown. You're pretty awesome at catching the signals, and I think it's pretty clear what to do.
I mean fuk it bro, you did what you could! You were the man, you bs'ed, jaked, got the digits, followed up.

You can't win em all, man. The real key is to just maximize wins and minimize loss.
With girls who get paid (or its their job) to be nice to you (or they can't shoot you down at work) .. I don't take the sht serious. I'll joke around, and if she is obviously drooling over me, I'll pursue it.
If I get the feeling i'm being fed forced politeness and she really wants me to stfu and leave, I won't bother.

Hey James and Janky, update:


So I got my haircut again, errything went good. convo was good, etc. I told her it needed to be perfect cause I was volunteering @ a celeb auction that weekend. So we finish up, I get her # again. Go to the celeb auction, and ~4-5 days after the haircut text her

me: *celeb name* loves fauxhawks
her: haha is this nick? I did done good
me: You did done great

No response from her.
I'm not intimidated by her. Whats a good text to send to set up a date? I want to include the pic me of and the celeb

[janky]

her: guess who now has unlimited texting!

Me:Girl who i wont see for atleast 2 more months?? But congrats u made a huge step in ur life

her:haha yeah, me! im pumped i dont have to count my non-verizon texts anymore. hows (my school) treating u?

me: lol you actually counted texts? Pretty nerdy

her:no-i had to call for them to send me a text........(etc bullsh*t)

me:i just imagined u with square glasses and pen, piece of paper in hand recordin all of your text.lol. n instead of shelby the sexy dancer.. shelby the mathematician

her: haha. wait did we dance together? and how is shelby the mathematician not sexy?

me: idk... could u pull off shelby the sexy mathematician?

her: i already do.. i love calculus and if u need any tutoring. i wud b the sexiest one out there

me:4+4=5.herp derp. i need help...But i dont believe u. prove it ;-) (sent the bitch a smiley face)

her:well, 4+4=8 and i can only prove it if your actually taking some sort of math...haha and it has to be in person or over webcam

i feel im close to noods. what shall i say...should i just give her a pic first? drill is on if delivered

nice! easy, fun convo...

that's an easy in bro! You could just follow with something like "Naughty tutor on webcam? omfg is this a dream in a dream?" then ease into something about "strip tutoring is one of the most effective methods you know... "
then "how bout a free trial? hop on skype.."
etc. etc.

You seem to have a pretty solid grasp on this bro. You know what to do.

Hey James and Janky, update:


So I got my haircut again, errything went good. convo was good, etc. I told her it needed to be perfect cause I was volunteering @ a celeb auction that weekend. So we finish up, I get her # again. Go to the celeb auction, and ~4-5 days after the haircut text her

me: *celeb name* loves fauxhawks
her: haha is this nick? I did done good
me: You did done great

No response from her.
I'm not intimidated by her. Whats a good text to send to set up a date? I want to include the pic me of and the celeb

Same haircut chick you were trying with 5 pages ago? Let it go.
Not worth the effort.

[NYY]

Janky, you're the shit when it comes to making attention grabbing messages for either texting or online dating sites.

Could you make up a message so I can use it as something to use as an example.?

[Jacked_J]

I don't get this thread. Janky gives solid advice but to be honest. I've always just been honest.

I've told girls I like them. People said that was automatic fail.
****ed female friends. People said friendzoning is always fail.

I suck at the texting game so I guess this helps. I guess forgetting to respond and sleeping in the middle of convos has made me follow his advice by default already.

[janky]

Janky, you're the shit when it comes to making attention grabbing messages for either texting or online dating sites.

Could you make up a message so I can use it as something to use as an example.?

For what?
I mean, it's incredibly hard for me to script because I'm a situational comedic type of guy. I make fun of pop culture, **** happening around me, current events, what people are wearing/saying/doing, etc.

You can always default to some pop jokes;
"Wanna come watch never say never w me?"
Her;"Wtf is that"
"you serious? justin beiber movie. dont act like u dont know"

or
"Hey if youre done watching the 17th harry potter movie we should go grab an omelette"

stuff like that.. that's the easiest to script cause im just ****in around being stupid.

But if things get situational it's harder;
if you're looking at POF's and trying to come up with stuff you wanna direct it at things mentioned in their profile "Omg, you hate twilight too? you do have a vagina right? just checkin"
If its someone you know, you can usually push the envelope with more pg-13, R-rated content, etc..

I dunno man. give me a situation, description, pic, profile, something to work with and ill tell you the first, cheesy ass thing that pops into my head.

I'd rather give you a FORMULA with which you can make your OWN lines than script you ones.

I don't get this thread. Janky gives solid advice but to be honest. I've always just been honest.

I've told girls I like them. People said that was automatic fail.
****ed female friends. People said friendzoning is always fail.

I suck at the texting game so I guess this helps. I guess forgetting to respond and sleeping in the middle of convos has made me follow his advice by default already.

lol!!!

totally agree with the middle part.
fuk what people say fails, do whatever you want. Only you and your life will dictate whether or not something fails.
I've told girls I loved them, I've banged FZ's, it doesnt matter - it's what you make of it.
It's all in how you perceive things, how you take it, and how you respond (or dont respond).

Also, forgetting and falling asleep works in your favor because you just randomly cut out and leave them going "WTF... why isnt he replying?"
then they sweat you... thinkin about you, should i text him back? should I wait?
Now you're in the driver seat.

[MuayTank]

Legit

[milanooo]

Thought I'd share.

Her: You in town this term?
Me: No, too bad, no booty calls for you
Her: Hahaha, how awful (then some other uninteresting bull****)
Me: Shhh, Lettuce be cereal for a moment, lol thanks misc, I fuked you senseless in a dream last night. Woke up and it was messy.
Her: How unfortunate that it was just a dream, I applaud your wording.
Me: What are you wearing?
Her: A onesie
Me: You just killed my semi, take it off.

No more responses

Haha, fail.

[DERJEVPOO]

Thought I'd share.

Her: You in town this term?
Me: No, too bad, no booty calls for you
Her: Hahaha, how awful (then some other uninteresting bull****)
Me: Shhh, Lettuce be cereal for a moment, lol thanks misc, I fuked you senseless in a dream last night. Woke up and it was messy.
Her: How unfortunate that it was just a dream, I applaud your wording.
Me: What are you wearing?
Her: A onesie
Me: You just killed my semi, take it off.

No more responses

Haha, fail.

lol

[janky]

Thought I'd share.

Her: You in town this term?
Me: No, too bad, no booty calls for you
Her: Hahaha, how awful (then some other uninteresting bull****)
Me: Shhh, Lettuce be cereal for a moment, lol thanks misc, I fuked you senseless in a dream last night. Woke up and it was messy.
Her: How unfortunate that it was just a dream, I applaud your wording.
Me: What are you wearing?
Her: A onesie
Me: You just killed my semi, take it off.

No more responses

Haha, fail.

I lol'd.

not necessarily a fail.

Some girls will respond well to that, some won't.
I usually "test the waters" with the sex stuff. I'll throw out innuendos or stuff like that dream line, and if they eat it up or go "Oh yea? Tell me about it" then I'll run with it and be like "actions > words come hang out" or keep BS'ing sex stuff.
If they don't seem to be on that page, or they change the subject I usually go "Wtf no fun" and stop texting lol

I wouldn't say you did badly, just don't beat the sex thing to death if it's going nowhere because it'll give off the impression that you're needy for it

overall, well played and delivered the lulz

[milanooo]

Not too worried about it, already banged about a year ago, she did give pretty decent sex though.

If they don't seem to be on that page, or they change the subject I usually go "Wtf no fun" and stop texting lol

I usually only have one speed haha, but this will probably come in handy.

[TommyTitus]

1st step: stop using corny ass acronyms you learned from PUA
2nd step: forget PUA
3rd step: live your life not giving so much of a fuk what people think of you and trying so hard
4st step: have a good time, and don't take sht.
5rd step: If someone isn't what you want, fuk it, try again somewhere else

Ummmmmm... steps 3, 4, and 5 are all PUA. Most of the advice you are giving here is PUA-type advice. Just saying...

[milanooo]

Ummmmmm... steps 3, 4, and 5 are all PUA. Most of the advice you are giving here is PUA-type advice. Just saying...

Living your life and having a good time are PUA? Get the fuk out. Just saying...

[TommyTitus]

i wouldnt use dude when referring to her. same as when a chick you have in your sights refers to you as man. unless she has that stoner brah thing, it usually means she isnt interested in smoking your baloney pony.

Disagree here- I call chicks dude, brah, bro, broski, etc all the time, and it ALWAYS throws them off guard. They're like "What?" "Why did you call me 'bro'?" Just yesterday, a chick I'm messing with was like, "We are on the beach drinking, and my sister saw your text and was like, 'why did he call you brah?' and I just told her it's your term of endearment." I responded, "The hell it is. It's a put down. I'm suggesting you have man parts (no homo)" and she laughed.

You're right, if she calls you "man", it shows she's not interested and we're trying to do the same thing here. It's a disqualifier- you're showing that you don't really care for her that much and you look at them like a little sister or just one of the guys... It seems counter-intuitive, but it works because when you play it off like you don't like them, it drives them CRAZY because they want and need your attention. I've had great success with this, so do it, *******!

[TommyTitus]

Living your life and having a good time are PUA? Get the fuk out. Just saying...

When it comes to girls, yeah. Like **** what they think, just live your life and have a good time regardless of what happens with the womenz

[jujuB]

some chick said something about wearing something sexy, and i replied my body was ready

no reply

fail

[chrisarnett]

Texting like emails can be a very powerful tool. That is why I sell a product teaching guys how to text females the right way. Good article man.

[Chrome Face]

Only text when you're gonna ask a girl out. Don't send her gay sh*t like:

"I hope you had a good weekend" or "I'll see you tomorrow"

be specific and to the point. For example:

"Hey! you around tues or wedns? should go out for a drink "

"hey sarah! wanna come over and watch a movie at my place tomrrow? "



ALWAYS drop smilies, wink faces and exclamation marks whenever possible. Exclamations are good to show you're enthusiastic. Smilies and winkies are flirty... and bishes love em.

[gta95]

great thread. would read again.

[janky]

Ummmmmm... steps 3, 4, and 5 are all PUA. Most of the advice you are giving here is PUA-type advice. Just saying...

No, it's not.
My advice is more "self-help" than PUA, if you really want to pigeon-hole it.

If I said "live your life how you want, but peacock to stand out, catch IOI's, demonstrate social proof, never tilt your head to an angle, dont blink more than 3 times, maintain eye contact for approximately 35 seconds and no more, and only approach hb10s at clubs using cliche ice-breakers from the late 90's"

... THAT would be PUA.

I am far too variable and unbound to ever subscribe to PUA's ******* ass pseudo-psych-science.

some chick said something about wearing something sexy, and i replied my body was ready

no reply

fail

Maybe she's a bitch?
Nothing is empirical bro... Most of the girls I know would've lol'd at that... in fact I use that meme fairly often. Then there are some that have no sense of humor and will just ignore you.

At least you tried

Only text when you're gonna ask a girl out. Don't send her gay sh*t like:

"I hope you had a good weekend" or "I'll see you tomorrow"

be specific and to the point. For example:

"Hey! you around tues or wedns? should go out for a drink "

"hey sarah! wanna come over and watch a movie at my place tomrrow? "



ALWAYS drop smilies, wink faces and exclamation marks whenever possible. Exclamations are good to show you're enthusiastic. Smilies and winkies are flirty... and bishes love em.

^^ This.

I don't care how her day was. She doesn't care how mine was.
The goal is to **** or date. You use text as a precursor. In order to get anywhere, you have to be face-to-face in person.

[Foze]

Janky how many girls have you fornicated with, if you don't mind me asking?

[janky]

Janky how many girls have you fornicated with, if you don't mind me asking?

I stopped counting in the 50's. If I had to rough estimate, there have been probably 12-15 since? I dunno. Most weren't worth remembering, so to me it doesn't really matter...

[DERJEVPOO]

I stopped counting in the 50's. If I had to rough estimate, there have been probably 12-15 since? I dunno. Most weren't worth remembering, so to me it doesn't really matter...

slore

[janky]

slore

i dont know what you're talking about. I've only slept with 3 girls. Don't label me you dont even know me.

[TheStimulation]

Gonna try these out for the hell of it, but add my own twist to it because I know the girl I talk to would be like okk umm wtf. But generally these are great. They're RANDOM. I've noticed when I've been random it keeps a convo going.

Main thing OP is pointing out is to be creative and do something out of the norm. You want attention? Do something that will get it. Making a girl laugh opens her up a little (not the legs, that's on you). Great post OP.

[janky]

Gonna try these out for the hell of it, but add my own twist to it because I know the girl I talk to would be like okk umm wtf. But generally these are great. They're RANDOM. I've noticed when I've been random it keeps a convo going.

Main thing OP is pointing out is to be creative and do something out of the norm. You want attention? Do something that will get it. Making a girl laugh opens her up a little (not the legs, that's on you). Great post OP.

Thanks! I'm glad you get the concept. Being "random" > Asking about pets, weather, or astrology.

It's better to make a girl go "WTF" than go "OMG I DONT CARE! what a ***!"

Like I said, nothing is empirical. If you guys read the giant red disclaimer on the 1st page, I'm not saying this is a 100% guarantee to work... its a template you can use to come up with your own funny/random **** and have much better luck than the typical boring "Hey hows your day" "Oh cool hows class" "Great, yea its raining today..sucks huh?"

[JamesMUSCLE]

Janky, just wondering, what's your advice for that first text after getting a girl's number?

[kingof_queens]

Janky, just wondering, what's your advice for that first text after getting a girl's number?

I like to start with "I know what you did last summer"

Be creative and playful.

You could also try "I know what you're wearing" or "I can see you"

...there are so many good options, any of these will grab her attention and show you have a good sense of humor.

Don't be boring and say "Hey this is John, how is your day going?" or some stupid sh*t like that.



edit: don't do those unless you have good text game to continue the playful humor, otherwise you can come off creepy or make yourself look like an idiot.

[goodthings]

some real treasure in this thread