gf's ass/10

[fleabass11]

I would rawdogg that **** out of dat ass.....

[gooober]

i love how all of the misc asks for pictures and once they get it they find the person and troll them or w/e... cant have your cake and eat it too, no wonder no one posts pics

[lostinthesouthh]

i love how all of the misc asks for pictures and once they get it they find the person and troll them or w/e... cant have your cake and eat it too, no wonder no one posts pics

[Benly52]

in on everything

[dvrmstrng]

solid post NJ brah...ill maybe PM you some ass of my girl.

[Dabadestalbo69]

LULZ send her a picture of her ass and be like oh....i know you very well

lmfaoo do it

[paulstar35]

Dat A$$

[iveeno]

LULZ send her a picture of her ass and be like oh....i know you very well

this is why we cant have nice things

[osko0ler]

this is why we cant have nice things

omg greatest thread ever

[djobie]

in on everything

[wildman536]

hahha.... you following me brah? Trust me I'm far from lonely.

It's ok lil guy you'll grow up into a big boy someday.

Really they are talking **** about you???

Are these dudes loving on each other???

[Backus24]

I think OP's gf likes me:

[osko0ler]

so what happend? Did she get mad?

[ToTheSea]

So today i was delivering pizza on this road in the middle of no where, so it's deathly quiet. I pull up to the house and go up to the door and knock it, and after I knock I start to feel very gassy. The person, an elderly lady, opens the door and takes the pizza and starts getting my money ready. Meanwhile the pressure in my bowels is reaching critical mass. So she hands me the money and closes the door. I turned around and I just couldn't take it any longer so I let it rip. Now, words, really don't do this fart justice. My cheeks bloomed open like a spring flower, and I let forth a mighty trump, the likes of which would make the gods shake in fear. I'm hanging on to the railing for dear life, as swollen intestines forcefully deflate, causing my ass hams to thunderously applaud together. The wooden porch shook and vibrated beneath me, putting any ricer's sub-woofer to shame. As the last of the noxious air blasted out of me, I was filled with a wonderful sense of relief, and audibly sighed with a high pitched orgasmisc AaahHhHhHhHHh, like Harry on the toilet in Dumb & Dumber.

Then I turned round, a proud smile beaming on my face, and saw the elderly lady, frozen in terror at the doorway. Her hand was outstretched holding a couple of dollars, apparently she forgot to tip me. Her jaw was on the ground. She was completely motionless minus the tears I saw welling up in her eyes. A dog howls in the distance.

Now knowing what to do, I just said "Have a nice day!' and skipped to my car.

[djobie]

So today i was delivering pizza on this road in the middle of no where, so it's deathly quiet. I pull up to the house and go up to the door and knock it, and after I knock I start to feel very gassy. The person, an elderly lady, opens the door and takes the pizza and starts getting my money ready. Meanwhile the pressure in my bowels is reaching critical mass. So she hands me the money and closes the door. I turned around and I just couldn't take it any longer so I let it rip. Now, words, really don't do this fart justice. My cheeks bloomed open like a spring flower, and I let forth a mighty trump, the likes of which would make the gods shake in fear. I'm hanging on to the railing for dear life, as swollen intestines forcefully deflate, causing my ass hams to thunderously applaud together. The wooden porch shook and vibrated beneath me, putting any ricer's sub-woofer to shame. As the last of the noxious air blasted out of me, I was filled with a wonderful sense of relief, and audibly sighed with a high pitched orgasmisc AaahHhHhHhHHh, like Harry on the toilet in Dumb & Dumber.

Then I turned round, a proud smile beaming on my face, and saw the elderly lady, frozen in terror at the doorway. Her hand was outstretched holding a couple of dollars, apparently she forgot to tip me. Her jaw was on the ground. She was completely motionless minus the tears I saw welling up in her eyes. A dog howls in the distance.

Now knowing what to do, I just said "Have a nice day!' and skipped to my car.

That's funny because today i was delivering pizza on this road in the middle of no where, so it's deathly quiet. I pull up to the house and go up to the door and knock it, and after I knock I start to feel very gassy. The person, an elderly lady, opens the door and takes the pizza and starts getting my money ready. Meanwhile the pressure in my bowels is reaching critical mass. So she hands me the money and closes the door. I turned around and I just couldn't take it any longer so I let it rip. Now, words, really don't do this fart justice. My cheeks bloomed open like a spring flower, and I let forth a mighty trump, the likes of which would make the gods shake in fear. I'm hanging on to the railing for dear life, as swollen intestines forcefully deflate, causing my ass hams to thunderously applaud together. The wooden porch shook and vibrated beneath me, putting any ricer's sub-woofer to shame. As the last of the noxious air blasted out of me, I was filled with a wonderful sense of relief, and audibly sighed with a high pitched orgasmisc AaahHhHhHhHHh, like Harry on the toilet in Dumb & Dumber.

Then I turned round, a proud smile beaming on my face, and saw the elderly lady, frozen in terror at the doorway. Her hand was outstretched holding a couple of dollars, apparently she forgot to tip me. Her jaw was on the ground. She was completely motionless minus the tears I saw welling up in her eyes. A dog howls in the distance.

Now knowing what to do, I just said "Have a nice day!' and skipped to my car.

[Riceboi]

8.5/10 (no e stats *******s)

[t5soul]

[RipedRX]

who dat??? more more or il neg you cant post one pic and then fuk off brah!

[Bobooshka]

was in teh kitchen last night making a shake...GF is aware of the whole "spoon" thing so i just used my shaker cup in place of a spoon. Please rate.

bish needs to cut

[BASTERD_52]

I read this and smelled something fishy. Then I looked at your height.

I read this and smelled something fishy.... must be your vagina

[Jaroctor]

brahs, she used to be 180lb's. she lost 50 lbs just through dieting and now i finally got her starting in the gym on some weights. Shes been on dat dere cardio bunny routine, but she can do 10 miles. Feels good walking out with her man

Nice.

[BanjoBalls]

the kitchen looks nice....those buns are designed for an extra large hot dog bro...ya know....a tanned penor....a midnight garden snake....a black scorpion...see where i am going with this

[osko0ler]

can we get down 2 the bizzness?

[GM54]

so fuking innnnn

[TurkBrah]

mooooooooar

[TeeR4v_Gainer]

mooooooooar

this. i love tall bishes with nice asses

[soloS]

this should be good

[bornfrompain]

Bros, there is no reason to ruin this guy. He was providing pics for the misc and has done nothing misc-illegal.

this

[osko0ler]

so what happend guys?

[Colossal Spoons]

bish needs to cut

...the lights off so OP and I can go to town on her