help me shut this girl up (FB status) (Pics)

[Scruffy77]

the link at the bottom is of the starving african children

[Money Shot]

how do you have 7 friends in common with her if you met her off POF? just a coincidence?

[matty_b_bop]

So are you going to post pics of that "friends in common" girl in the pink bikini top or what?

she's lame as fuk and photoshops all her pics. she thinks she's the **** because daddy bought her an M3 (E46).

she only has one pic up at a time, and it's airbrushed to ****. i went to a haunted house with her one time.

YOu obviously dislike her yet still have her added as a FB friend. Why?

because i like tits.

[IronTormentor]

whats her name? i want to add her. lol.

[Mr.Hombre]

just call her out on the fact that she thinks she's hot when she's not even moderately attractive. girls hate that **** and it burns their soul.

[matty_b_bop]

how do you have 7 friends in common with her if you met her off POF? just a coincidence?

coincidence.



how should i respond to Mr. Nebraska, people?

[jaykilla]

just call her out on the fact that she thinks she's hot when she's not even moderately attractive. girls hate that **** and it burns their soul.

she has breast...so she is tech moderately attractive brah...

[Money Shot]

coincidence.



how should i respond to Mr. Nebraska, people?

say something about how him sticking up for her is not going to get him pussy or something along those lines

[Aggressive]

Gj matty

****ing hate bitches like that

[ildevilon]

say something about how him sticking up for her is not going to get him pussy or something along those lines

lol nice dickblocking

[johnpagnolo]

coincidence.



how should i respond to Mr. Nebraska, people?

call him a chubby chaser. done.

[7rmr]

she's lame as fuk and photoshops all her pics. she thinks she's the **** because daddy bought her an M3 (E46).

she only has one pic up at a time, and it's airbrushed to ****. i went to a haunted house with her one time.



because i like tits.

I thank you for the repose, but I am now sad inside.

[Mr.Hombre]

tell her that you'll offer to buy her a bracelet made of razor blades.

[High_Endurance]

does she go to uw-milwaukee? i swear i've seen her

[Nikhiln25]

in for update

[Future-Swole]

"Shut the **** up chubby chaser." or from drunkninja:

"Its a good start that you are nice. Are you a good cook? I know you can eat but how is all that food getting prepared. A nice cook is all I am asking for. I don't care that you are a jumbo whale. When we 69 I will let you get on top and you can suffocate me your massive butt cheeks. Thats how open minded I am."

"I can handle big girls. In fact you could be an asset to me. I could dress you up as a grizzly bear and use you to scare away all my enemies."

"Fat people don't go to heaven. I don't know whether its because the air is so thin up in heaven that it cant sustain massive amounts of lard or that its assumed by god that fat people don't have souls. All I am trying to do here is convert you on the righteous path. Please take my hand and I will help you defeat the beast know as gluttony. I also might give you some pitty sex as well. Thats definitely an added bonus."

[matty_b_bop]

does she go to uw-milwaukee? i swear i've seen her

just checked, doesn't say.

[iliveinjersey]

a simple come at me bro or thanks u cock block

[axour]

in for updates

[tarheelblue0378]

say something about how him sticking up for her is not going to get him pussy or something along those lines

winnar

[xxsomeone305xx]

"Shut the **** up chubby chaser." or from drunkninja:

"Fat people don't go to heaven. I don't know whether its because the air is so thin up in heaven that it cant sustain massive amounts of lard or that its assumed by god that fat people don't have souls. All I am trying to do here is convert you on the righteous path. Please take my hand and I will help you defeat the beast know as gluttony. I also might give you some pitty sex as well. Thats definitely an added bonus."

holy sh!t dude im lmfao right now

[NoBitchAssNess]

in for potential lulz

[lluuaapp]

what about more pics of the blond friend in common w the flower??

[turbotoast]

oh i am sorry what was your problem again?

this!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amb11]

Lay down the law Matty. Go on, lay it.

[calbaisey]

tell him that does he really have to resort to defending girls with fictional problems on ******** in order to increase his chances of getting laid? go to the bar and find a drunk slut or something dude!

[Matt514]

In for more of this stimulating conversation!

[Future-Swole]

Come on broski... Updates needed.

[matty_b_bop]

i posted, and it did not go through.


she deleted me!


this is what I posted, but I got an invalid post! FUK!

you mad?

how is calling someone out on their emo, childish problems uncalled for when there are REAL problems going on all around us?

"I didn't get a hug today.

I best make a status update to make sure I alert all the people that don't care about how insignificant my problem is! I'll be sure to add some myspace-angled cleavage pics to the mix for added support from my male 'friends.'"

******** is not an emo blog.

Mr. Nebraska, or shall I say: Mr. Chubby Chaser - I know you REALLY want the vagina, but white-knighting is NOT going to make her open up her legs for you. You will instantly start to succeed in this world when you learn to not put the pussy on a pedestal.

[xxsomeone305xx]

heres a couple of choices








edit: damn it i saw she deleted you