RH Chat Thread: Part Tree Fiddy

[stsmurf]

No were back in MI... i go back to work tomorrow... oh yeah the equation was some funny ****... the journey through the kitchen to the couch was pretty good too...
hey smurf how'd joe do the next day? he was pretty tore up from what i remember.

He got up around 10ish i think and then stood outside all day
yeah he was a little rough

I don't recall the journey from the porch to the couch. I don't remember anything till I ran to the bathroom. After that, I was good. All those shots in an hour fukk'd me.

Was your wife pissed that you didn't get back to the hotel till the next day?

Hmm so i drove him back and got him back to the hotel at about 7am. At that point i realized that im exhausted from only sleeping 3.5 hours and im actually still pretty tanked. After i dropped him off i drove around the corner, found a tree, and passed out for 3 hours in my truck (this was over in Aurora). Then at 10 i started driving home and stopped at a krispy cream
passed back out from 10 - 1:00 then went and saw harry potter at 1:30

[pedrolima]

Is it weird for somebody my size to still wear a size 34/36 pants?

im not as tall, but i wear 32/34 brah

[deseee]

I don't recall the journey from the porch to the couch. I don't remember anything till I ran to the bathroom. After that, I was good. All those shots in an hour fukk'd me.

Was your wife pissed that you didn't get back to the hotel till the next day?

that and the broncho pills, and the 1hitter... yeah i'm not surprised. you only tried falling over 3 times in that 20 ft stretch as i recall so you were good!

I think she was more pissed that i woke her up when I called to see what room we were in.

[DoubtErased]

I think she was more pissed that i woke her up when I called to see what room we were in.

lmao. I think I pissed my GF off one night when it was 4am and I still wasnt home

[deseee]

He got up around 10ish i think and then stood outside all day
yeah he was a little rough



Hmm so i drove him back and got him back to the hotel at about 7am. At that point i realized that im exhausted from only sleeping 3.5 hours and im actually still pretty tanked. After i dropped him off i drove around the corner, found a tree, and passed out for 3 hours in my truck (this was over in Aurora). Then at 10 i started driving home and stopped at a krispy cream
passed back out from 10 - 1:00 then went and saw harry potter at 1:30

haha good times good times.. them cloves he had were good though...

haha... but how would you lay out in that truck of yours? that couldn't have been comfortable... we ended up going to mcdonalds and then down to some park near downtown denver before we hit the road.

[stsmurf]

haha good times good times.. them cloves he had were good though...

haha... but how would you lay out in that truck of yours? that couldn't have been comfortable... we ended up going to mcdonalds and then down to some park near downtown denver before we hit the road.

BIg back bench seat, can curl up back there or lay across it and hang my feet out the window or into the front seat. It works fairly well. Go to City Park? Where the zoo is and such?

[deseee]

i dunno... we went down by the aquarium and kids museum but couldn't figure out what to do with the dog so we found a little park near the river there and hung out for a while.

[stsmurf]

Oh yeah, note to all, bitty-bishes step daughter is pretty cute

[sword_]

Strong first post. Why is this dude putting me on blast?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpo...1&postcount=15

[DoubtErased]

Oh yeah, not to all, bitty-bishes step daughter is pretty cute

Yeah she is

*in b4 Tid kills me and you*

[DoubtErased]

Strong first post. Why is this dude putting me on blast?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpo...1&postcount=15

probably because all of those things apply to him

[sword_]

probably because all of those things apply to him

He made a few good points, but he says some **** that PUAs say about your lifestyle. I don't know why people give PUA so much ****. It isn't all about cheesy one liners or pick up lines. It might as well be some form of self help.

[stsmurf]

Yeah she is

*in b4 Tid kills me and you*

Her and i were beer pong partners for a game on fri night vs Bitty and Kaptn. We won... but it took awhile, i couldnt make it in the dang last cup and step daughter only made a couple balls in

oh but props to tid, she's gotten better

[deseee]

Her and i were beer pong partners for a game on fri night vs Bitty and Kaptn. We won... but it took awhile, i couldnt make it in the dang last cup and step daughter only made a couple balls in

ya know she is your type....

[stsmurf]

ya know she is your type....

barely legal?

[DoubtErased]

He made a few good points, but he says some **** that PUAs say about your lifestyle. I don't know why people give PUA so much ****. It isn't all about cheesy one liners or pick up lines. It might as well be some form of self help.

What good points did he make?

Hes basically saying "Try to have sex and be sexual with the woman within the first 10 mins of meeting her" That **** doesnt work all the time, I am sorry not every girl is a whore. Most girls will get turned off quicker than quick if you try to pull some cards from the first few sentences of meeting her. There is a way to be sexual without coming off as a creep. He lacks this quality. He can keep doing this strategy and pull some skanks while the rest of us will pull some good girls. He probably is some loser who sits back and doesnt get laid. I am sorry my strategy works and has worked PLENTY of times. Anybody who personally knows me has seen what I can do.

btw yes most females know instantly if they will have sex with you but that doesnt mean they are going to have sex with you. Saying one wrong sentence can throw that **** out the window

[pedrolima]

What good points did he make?

Hes basically saying "Try to have sex and be sexual with the woman within the first 10 mins of meeting her" That **** doesnt work all the time, I am sorry not every girl is a whore. Most girls will get turned off quicker than quick if you try to pull some cards from the first few sentences of meeting her. There is a way to be sexual without coming off as a creep. He lacks this quality. He can keep doing this strategy and pull some skanks while the rest of us will pull some good girls. He probably is some loser who sits back and doesnt get laid. I am sorry my strategy works and has worked PLENTY of times. Anybody who personally knows me has seen what I can do.

btw yes most females know instantly if they will have sex with you but that doesnt mean they are going to have sex with you. Saying one wrong sentence can throw that **** out the window

i say whip it out and hope for the best




edit - amidoinitrite?

[deseee]

barely legal?

youve gone there before with that girl from SL right??? you might wanna inform tid and murphy first... we know kaptn approves....

[DoubtErased]

i say whip it out and hope for the best

lol enjoy the pepper spray

[stsmurf]

youve gone there before with that girl from SL right??? you might wanna inform tid and murphy first... we know kaptn approves....

lol i like "inform" from tid and murphy but kaptn can give "approval"

[sword_]

What good points did he make?

Hes basically saying "Try to have sex and be sexual with the woman within the first 10 mins of meeting her" That **** doesnt work all the time, I am sorry not every girl is a whore. Most girls will get turned off quicker than quick if you try to pull some cards from the first few sentences of meeting her. There is a way to be sexual without coming off as a creep. He lacks this quality. He can keep doing this strategy and pull some skanks while the rest of us will pull some good girls. He probably is some loser who sits back and doesnt get laid. I am sorry my strategy works and has worked PLENTY of times. Anybody who personally knows me has seen what I can do.

btw yes most females know instantly if they will have sex with you but that doesnt mean they are going to have sex with you. Saying one wrong sentence can throw that **** out the window

What struck me was about being generally interesting or having anything to offer. If you want a girl because of what she has to offer, you need to bring something to the plate.

I was talking to a friend about this and if you ask some guys 'What are your hobbies?' They are stumped. Many don't do interesting **** outside of 'going out, listening to music' or have other activities. That is boring. Having other hobbies, passions, and interests is attractive.

I've noticed this at work. People know I work out, but a few of the chicks have complimented me several times on my cooking skills. It was cool that they noticed because since I am into working out I thought nothing of putting together food, experimenting, planning and taking time to make food as a side hobby. I have other hobbies too (outdoors related stuff e.g. rock climbing, used to be a huge rock hound, science buff, poker, etc) and some that I have retired I could talk about.

One friend of mine's place is a HUGE DHV. He is an artist and has been playing guitar for years, but has social anxiety but if he would highlight that he does cool **** in his spare time he would attract more women.

[deseee]

if she gets a bb account she can be "riobarelylegol" and then put "stsmurf broke me in and it was the best 30 seconds ever" in her sig.

[sword_]

Also there are some guys that are into pick up who for months exclusively focus on this and let their family life, other aspects of social life, work, and health falter, which he didn't directly say but alluded to a bit.

[DoubtErased]

What struck me was about being generally interesting or having anything to offer. If you want a girl because of what she has to offer, you need to bring something to the plate.

I was talking to a friend about this and if you ask some guys 'What are your hobbies?' They are stumped. Many don't do interesting **** outside of 'going out, listening to music' or have other activities. That is boring. Having other hobbies, passions, and interests is attractive.

I've noticed this at work. People know I work out, but a few of the chicks have complimented me several times on my cooking skills. It was cool that they noticed because since I am into working out I thought nothing of putting together food, experimenting, planning and taking time to make food as a side hobby. I have other hobbies too (outdoors related stuff e.g. rock climbing, used to be a huge rock hound, science buff, etc) and some that I have retired I could talk about.

One friend of mine's place is a HUGE DHV. He is an artist and has been playing guitar for years, but has social anxiety but if he would highlight that he does cool **** in his spare time he would attract more women.

wait wut? I tell women all I have to offer is hard dick and bubble gum. Either way we ****ing lol.

Who cares what you have to offer them. Its your first night meeting them, only thing that matters right then is a good personality and good looking. The rest comes later for future conversations. All you need is some confidence bro trust me. All the looks in the world mean nothing if u dont shine. I have had chicks tell me that it looks like I know what I want and I am not afraid to get it aka being cocky lol but it works. I dont need to be overly aggressive it makes me feel desperate. Like I said chicks get hit on daily and hourly and get offered dick probably 10x a day in a round about way of some sort. What makes you think it will work for you? Women have always said "I felt so comfortable around him" It works ask any girl in here. Making a girl feel comfortable is key or u can follow his advice and act like a serial rapist.

[sword_]

I'm not really talking about one nighters exclusively, just in general.

Err..sorry first night conversation, yes. I just meant some of his off-tangent comments did sorta make sense for building an attractive lifestyle.

[Kaptn Krunch]

we know kaptn approves....

If she floats Smurf's boat, I approve. She's definitely not my type though.

[DoubtErased]

If she floats Smurf's boat, I approve. She's definitely not my type though.

Why? If u dont mind me asking

[stsmurf]

Why? If u dont mind me asking

He likes um pre-puberty

[DoubtErased]

He likes um pre-puberty

Figured that. I guess Tid is WAY too old for him then

[Kaptn Krunch]

He likes um pre-puberty

LOL! Yeah. She's 5 or 6 years too old for me. haha

She's too skinny.