well, today is drawing closer to an end, but we have some time left.
I've felt like being a smart-ass today, but really haven't carried it through.
This thread is for smart-ass comments. Nobody get offended, it's merely for fun.
Have at it.
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You haven't really carried it out though eh? What are you waiting for? An RSVP? A handwritten one on aged parchment made from the quill of a swan in heat? You're a real initiative-taker there buddy... Remind me to call your boss and give him recommendation for promotion... If only I was such a go-getter.
Last edited by Keltron; 12-08-2008 at 12:32 PM.
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it , no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
I'm a sad little man
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