Post your favourite punchlines, witty concepts, etc...
Few from me
"So I don't care if your Mom marries my Paps, I dare you to step brother"
JR Writer. That was sick and original.
"have both his hands in the air like 11 '05"
Murda Mook vs Weezey
Immortal Technique also has tons of quotables about politics/society.
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02-28-2007, 12:22 PM #1
Best rap lyrics of all time / punchlines.
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02-28-2007, 01:03 PM #7
"You'll be jackin' me quick, I'll order you a drink and stir it wit my dick" -ICP
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"Idk what the fuk was going on with me. My dick just stood up. " - Bleachway
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02-28-2007, 04:42 PM #8
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02-28-2007, 05:34 PM #9
Smell the indonesia; beat you to a seizure
Then **** your moms, hit the skins til amnesia
She don't remember ****! Just the two hits!
Her hittin the floor, and me hittin the clits!
Suckin on the tits! Had the hooker beggin for the dick
And your moms ain't ugly love; my dick got rock quick
I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown
I was "Humpin Around" and "Jump-in Around"
Jacked her then I asked her who's the man; she said, "B-I-G"
Then I bust in her E-Y-E (Yo Big, you're dead wrong)BALLS DEEP CREW
Suck My Ballz™
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Bench: 165 x6
Squat: 225 x5
Deadlift: 155 x3 (bad back)
"theres 2 doors in my life, the one that you come into and the one you leave"...badboy2
"Not all asians are smart. Only ones that come from China" -BenchnCurls
I rep back ;)
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02-28-2007, 05:39 PM #10
Listen to Nas' verse on 'Verbal Intercourse' (from Only Built 4 Cuban Linx)
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
Dominant Islamic, Asiatic Black Hebrew
- GZA "4th Chamber"
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02-28-2007, 05:52 PM #11
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That belongs here
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=1639511**New Jersey Crew (732)**
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02-28-2007, 06:23 PM #12
"With the mic im like a dyke, can't no ni**a f*** with this"
"i'll stop the alphabet at S, i got it down to a T."
"Just incase you don't remember me i'll run your brane around the block to jog your fu**** memory"
"You could date a stick of dynomite and wouldn't go out with a bang"
"simple as ABCs skip over the Ds and rock the microphone with ease"
"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
All from eminem - 313 from his very first album infinite"Go hard or go home"
"Pain is weakness leaving the body"
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03-01-2007, 02:39 AM #13
Best in a Battle:
Jae Millz v Murda Mook = Mook said "I'll blow ya brains in ya hands, tell you hold that thought."
Catchy:
Hell Rell - "Bring the Porsche out, show em how the coupe'll roll; Pour Crys on these bitches, like they won the Superbowl."Sit down and cry or crush what's in front of you. You can't do both. - Deenur
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03-01-2007, 03:31 AM #14
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Thats not even Tony Yayo's idea, that was a pick-up line invented many years ago, Yayo sucks, very much.
Rise has the craziest punchlines in my opinion.. very consistant
here's an example
Rise - Wickedest Flow
http://www.sendspace.com/file/9yjb6u
That's right...Rise...yeah, it's me again...
I got more rhymes than there's rain drops in a storm
I'm a...head of my time and can't wait till I'm born
So I can stand strong, hold my ground, nobody can budge Rise
I was hit by a bus...ten people on that bus died
I left fine to wreck rhymes you'll never be able
Use your CD's for mirrors, tapes level my table
So many labels, known differently all over the world
Rise; my Indian name is "touches-your-girl"
Natives kneel to my tape and do all that it wills
Hold it up like clerks checking if your hundred is real
The one with the skill, ain't always the one with the deal
Cuz I don't like a lot of the cats that some of y'all feel
Self-centered, Rise is the baddest emcee
My old rhymes my influence, my favorite rapper is me
An ill emcee, and I hope I'm starting a fad
My mindstate's so big they'll add a star to the flag
(scratched)
"Can't match how I've done this, the wickedest flow"
"Rise; I kill whack rappers and blame the voices"
And that's why *****s be at your shows waiting for Rise
Ignore you during your set and conversate on the side
Changing the tides, give the world lessons and plans
When you rhyme around me you'll feel like less of a man
And for you, writing is tough, your friend's liking my stuff
Now after hearing me rhyme they won't like you as much
Try your best but you'll still come up shorter than me
Your girl will bend backwards for you and forward for me
On players we run clinics, no saving your ass after
Hate when whack rappers say they hate whack rappers
The fact is, I'm the man where ever I'm playing
You only sell in countries that don't understand what you saying
*****s seem bold, y'all trying to fit in jeans mold
But Rise will make an emcee fold like clean clothes
As I take over the globe, influencing all vicinities
Change rap, leave behind a world full of mini-me's
(scratched)
"Can't match how I've done this, the wickedest flow"
"Rise; I kill whack rappers and blame the voices"
Enormous daughters quarters shorter than your chloriphyll pills
Y'all don't really listen to lyrics if y'all thought that was ill
That's how a lot of y'all sound though, y'all make it with crap
Look like you saying something like dummies with hands in their back
And stay on your lap, and that's what I hate about rap
Annoyed at you but mad at whoever's paying you cats
If I hear, one more rapper that's as sick as the flu
I can't be held accountable for the **** I'ma do
I sit in the booth, all night, freaking the hits
My eyes so red they got me in beef with the crips
To make records that'll get, highly rated and bought
You never get felt, you're an earthquake in New York
Keep kicking the lamest raps where you blazing tracks
But at shows, only the cats that you came with clapped
The same in fact, for all of you famous cats
And axis, three six, here to reign, that's that
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"Can't match how I've done this, the wickedest flow"
"Rise; I kill whack rappers and blame the voices"
but then I wouldn't say he's the best lyricist.. not even in my top ten..Misc Strength Crew
I'm acting like a broke 'Di Nero in Casino
Addicted to wicked women, reel them in to eat my ego.
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03-01-2007, 08:35 AM #16
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Big L was the punchline king:
"i'm the neighbourhood lamper, punani vamper, **** around you'll find my silk boxers in your mother's hamper."
"ask beavis i get nothing but head"
Canibus made some great ones too:
"Line for line I battle any kind of MC at any time
whether they signed or unsigned
With many lines, more lines than a million pair of Adidas
More lines than the bible quoted from Jesus
More lines than a African herd of zebras"
"i'm the sickest, most linguistically illicit lyrical misfit in the business
and probably in existence, what's your consensus?"
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03-01-2007, 10:23 AM #21
I wrote rhymes on papyrus
Clutch the obelisk
Manifest the true in livin' , reveal the obvious
Prominent, dominant
Hand secret documents
And all the high continents monuments
Only to be awaken by your third consciousness
Honor this
I hold the secrets to life now with my eso****us
Renew my history every time I build with wisdom
So when they go I don't have regrets
Diss 'em and miss 'em
I'm the light and the prism
The glitch in the system
The assertive victim
Who murdered death
Managed rhythm
Got hyper to the chill with sniper skills
Focus my goal
Took a stronghold on my soul
And puffed an L just to inhale hell
Conversatin' with Satan
Contemplatin' to add on elimination
Baptize my lips and spit the Holy Grail
Destined to fail, arrogance, causin earthquakes in hell
Old people gossip, adults criticize
We all judgmental, but can't control our own lives
I realized
The worlds on my dick so I pissed in public
Balance the skills, some real hate and love ****
For each slug that hit I got a script with the same
Impact with 10 gats, yo in fact I speak frame
Focus on the real cause I've been that
I got a plan for the self hatred: end that
[Hook - 2X]
(*3X*){"Read, study lessons and build your inner power"}
{"The next level doesn't tolerate cowards"}
[Verse 2 - C-Rayz Walz]
I play 21 with crack heads
Slap box rats
My blocks a danger chamber
Strangers chased by gats
I'm the black target
Spit first, make the jam last
Relentless trenches, beats buried in sand bags
Blast back, splash tracks run on water
My new world order buckshot like terry porter
Blaze trails you way frail like Puffy in jail
Ya'll drink bubbly in hell
I'm prevail and inhale
Circle the globe and pose like the son of Jarell
Contact the most high before your eyes get the smell
Your head swells
Thoughts get heavy like barbells
C-Rayz born to blaze in my presence you carvels
Chiseled in the culture
Conscious cartel
Do the math like vultures
While the god dwells
On the actual fact my bright light violet-ultra
Biting these words will cause ulcers
{"Read"} {"Read"}
[Verse 3 - C-Rayz Walz]
Subterranean brain stats and dirty train tracks rats
**** the fame black in the end we the same cats
Nourishment from maggots, soil for the earth
Life is ritual, death is not a curse
If we sin first we are blessed in the last stage
I reflect the past age and think straight like Gibraltar
Meditate, burn incense at my alter
Call libation for great queens and forefathers
I shave brother I come with philafia
Understand in my eyes is supreme colour copier
My afterlife as simple as black and white
Still movement like water reflecting the moonlight
I hear voices in my head and obey what they send through
Ancient vocals upon my thought instrumental
Read, study lessons, build your inner power
Sick ciphers, the minute's being born to this hour
C rayz walz - degrees
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03-01-2007, 10:27 AM #22
Cormega-Beautiful mind
"some blind with fury from seeing me shining,
like a phoenix arising from the depths showin the reaper defiance"
from
I'm sick of gossipping bitches and *****z who gossip like bitches
claimin' they live but if you pop 'em they snitchin'
some watch from the building and gain knowledge of dealers
knowin' they lack the heart of those thats out on the benches
I was out in the trenches-which enables me
to write such a powerful picture like Apocolypse Now
I put my heart in my lyrics everytime I sit down to write
My *Source* a inspiration, ain't three and a half mics
I must have been an MC in my past life
presently I'm unquestionably poetic, I'm mad nice
people act like I don't deserve nothing I got
I grew up in the spot, my sleep was interrupted by customers knocks
some of y'all should just stop the animosity you got for me luck it was not
for years we ran our projects like a marathon, its catastrophic
our time, death, and pride came out on conquest
subsequently some are with me others ain't, yet the gutter's within me
I wish for nothing except that my mother was with me
some place judgement against me based on nothing but envy
they pray for My Downfall like the song by Biggie
born in the city which never sleeps to rest in peace
its carved in stone, some starved while others bled to eat
rap is my legacy, I leave my seed my destiny
except I hope she never see the treachery success can bring
the trife life and death of kings
I'm from the rarest breed of people who rep the street and spit poetically
never sleep, rest assured Mega is dope in his pure form
the dealer/MC keepin it real is my protocal
fall back I got you open off the style I was workin on it
the beat is lifeless, 'till I put my verses on it
I reminisce confinement as I read a kite
from my people with secret indictment freedom and triumph
contemplating putting sprees on the tires
dominating this beat with my rhyming as if you need a reminder
I spit that drug dealer **** you might have seen on The Wire
what other lyricist is known for giving people cosignment
I'm eager to find my equal wit rhyming, I rock Iceberg jeans with the Nikes
an extremist with rhymin deep as Poseidon
breedin' in violence now I live in a peaceful enviroment
a secret asylum from the streets where people be wilding
some blind with fury from seeing me shining
like a phoenix arising from the depths showin the reaper defiance
Mega=best lyricist alive..hands downLast edited by Ppla21; 03-01-2007 at 10:39 AM.
Cause nothing moves faster than the hands of time
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03-01-2007, 03:43 PM #28
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Here it is
Tragedy Khadafi ft Cormega - Break Bread
http://www.sendspace.com/file/smojynMisc Strength Crew
I'm acting like a broke 'Di Nero in Casino
Addicted to wicked women, reel them in to eat my ego.
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