What are the biggest lies women tell?

[TheHeath]

The ex-wife's lies:
I've only slept with 1 guy
- was closer to 60.
Wedding vows
- turned out to be empty promises.

The ex-fiance's lies:
Yes, I'll marry you
- guess who backed out?
Don't worry about how much you're spending on the wedding, we'll have combined incomes to pay off the debt after we get married
- guess who got stuck with thousands in debt for a wedding that didn't happen? (since her family didn't like me, they refused to help, hence I was paying for the whole event, and will be paying for it for a few years.)

[Defiant1]

I love sports.

That's the killer right there.

"oh I LOVE sports!! I LOVE to watch sports!!"


then the dreaded Monday night line....

"but you watched football yesterday!!"



yes I mad.

[*dwest*]

I'll never let myself go.

[LatinaLoca]

The ex-wife's lies:
I've only slept with 1 guy
- was closer to 60.
Wedding vows
- turned out to be empty promises.

The ex-fiance's lies:
Yes, I'll marry you
- guess who backed out?
Don't worry about how much you're spending on the wedding, we'll have combined incomes to pay off the debt after we get married
- guess who got stuck with thousands in debt for a wedding that didn't happen? (since her family didn't like me, they refused to help, hence I was paying for the whole event, and will be paying for it for a few years.)

That's where the other lie comes in, "No, it's not you sweety. They were all just bitches". At least sometimes anyway . Sounds like a bad break...f'em all! lol

[sif]

OK, I will leave with the #1 lie that women tell men:

You're right.

LMFAO

[Emoore]

Of course I like your parents!

[zildjian_4]

Wow. So, in complete honesty, not only am I saving sex for marriage, but I also haven't ever kissed a boy - would you guys think I was lying if I told you this in person? I'm not. That is all true. I don't drink, smoke, or go out to clubs and huge parties either.

this is incredibly attractiv. girls like u r 1 in a million nowdays. serious.

[txlftngrl]

this thread is funny!
women don't tell lies.



tex

[JAWS22]

this thread is funny!
women don't tell lies.



tex

Huuuuuuuuuuge ass lie lol..

Anywho, I dont trust women period, for anything, I'd buy a 50 dollar bill for 200 bucks before I trust a woman. Men, DONT do it... seriously, and women, sorry to offend you but yall lie a lot and thats why nobody trusts you.

To the MEN, yall like a lot too, thats why women lie.

What does this mean? **** virginity (I am deciding to screw it... its a waste of time) because you aint getting one lol.

If a woman promises you money that she doesnt have, your getting pimped

If a man says your the hottest woman hes ever seen, hes a bull****ter.

If a man says he's a Marine, and he is only in circulation to go to Parris Island, dont tell your girlfriends hes a Marine because 90 percent of the time, they are not even gonna show up.

Trust no one, just do the best you can in the moment and forget the past and dont plan for the future because history will show NOTHING ever goes exactly as planned.

[*dwest*]

I'm a morning person.

[IronCamp]

I'm not the jealous/possesive type.

I've never been in love before.

I've never loved anyone as much as I love you.

I don't care how many women you slept with (said only to avoid having to state how many men she slept with).

I can cook.

[bambifox]

WOW....strong anger!

Not ALL woman lie...Not ALL men lie. Most do at some time. It's called imperfection. We all fall short of HIS glory. Lighten up and give woman a chance. Perhaps you'll not go about life bitter and pesimistic, but rather optimistic and positive thereby attracting the same

Huuuuuuuuuuge ass lie lol..

Anywho, I dont trust women period, for anything, I'd buy a 50 dollar bill for 200 bucks before I trust a woman. Men, DONT do it... seriously, and women, sorry to offend you but yall lie a lot and thats why nobody trusts you.

To the MEN, yall like a lot too, thats why women lie.

What does this mean? **** virginity (I am deciding to screw it... its a waste of time) because you aint getting one lol.

If a woman promises you money that she doesnt have, your getting pimped

If a man says your the hottest woman hes ever seen, hes a bull****ter.

If a man says he's a Marine, and he is only in circulation to go to Parris Island, dont tell your girlfriends hes a Marine because 90 percent of the time, they are not even gonna show up.

Trust no one, just do the best you can in the moment and forget the past and dont plan for the future because history will show NOTHING ever goes exactly as planned.

[*dwest*]

I'm not the jealous/possesive type.

I've never been in love before.

I've never loved anyone as much as I love you.

I don't care how many women you slept with (said only to avoid having to state how many men she slept with).

I can cook.

So you were lying to me

[BostonBoy22]

I wish you were my first

[erinlee01]

Of course I came.

[*dwest*]

Of course I came.

I normally don't have that problem.

[erinlee01]

I normally don't have that problem.

Of course you don't.

You deserve someone better than me.

[DanVanVliet]

Yes I love you, now give me your paycheck.

[IronCamp]

So you were lying to me

I would never lie to you (also another lie).

[*dwest*]

I would never lie to you (also another lie).

*sigh* hard to please and lies to me.


Damn

[erinlee01]

I have a headache.

[*dwest*]

I have a headache.

Me too, everyone I've talked to today I'm having to strain to read their lips and try to hear so that always gives me headaches.

Of course it's my problem and not theirs, I shouldn't get upset about it.

[IronCamp]

*sigh* hard to please and lies to me.


Damn

I'm not that hard to please (lie?)

[*dwest*]

I'm not that hard to please (lie?)

Your nose is growing.

[erinlee01]

I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

[RHINO240]

I'm not mad. I just want to talk about it.

[*dwest*]

I shave my legs everyday.

[erinlee01]

Of course your hair is not thinning.

[Defiant1]

I can cook.

I lulzed.


That goes along with his biggest lie:

"this tastes good"

[*dwest*]

I'll send the noodz.