How long is it acceptable to sit in the bathroom stall at work?

[GuineaDago585]

Sitting on the chitter to get away, but for how long until it becomes excessive?

[Anachron]

I bet if you sit on the chitter all day, your coworkers will be relieved to not have to deal with your chitty attitude.

[Godfrd824]

Depends. If you're the boss, as long as you want. If you're a $55k/y pleb then you should keep your bathroom breaks to less than 90 seconds, and no more than two a day.

[DolphinPilot]

Lol

OMG I hate my job so much I'm just going to sit on the toilet to pass the time.

You know what I do? I wander around the building and make up a story that I'm looking for someone or act like I'm busy checking something out. Better than risking hemorrhoids

[mchabs]

However the fukk long you want.

When I was in the office I'd sit on the chitter and not even chit, just so I could get away from all my annoying coworkers.

[miscinbro]

I dunno’ - I’ve never had a job that it mattered. I have work to get done, I do it. Sitting on the ****ter forever just makes it so I have less free time after work.

Assuming you’re talking wagie 9-5 sort of thing - depends on how well they treat you. If they treat you like a slave than do as little work as possible without getting fired.

If they treat you with some respect and it’s a halfway decent workplace you should be doing this only as long as there is a legitimate need.

[jimbone21]

[Ironmanlet]

Until you don’t want to anymore.


For whatever reason.

[mezner09]

I got a couple spots I chill at in the building or one of the surrounding buildings, none of which are bathrooms.

If I need to sit on a toilet, at work or home, I’m hoping to be there no longer than 5 minutes

[Kiop]

until the poop
dries in the
anus.

[TomPaine]

Lol

OMG I hate my job so much I'm just going to sit on the toilet to pass the time.

You know what I do? I wander around the building and make up a story that I'm looking for someone or act like I'm busy checking something out. Better than risking hemorrhoids

Carry either clipboard or a file folder around and just act like you on your way to something important. No one will bother you and in fact, they will assume that you are a hard worker and probably promote you.

[pojo18]

I usually do 40-48 minutes per day total.

I work 8-4.
I go once around 8:15 not long after starting my day.
I go again at 10:30 (this is 90 mins prior to my lunch break at 12)
I go after lunch ends around 1:15
I go one final time between 3 and 3:15.

[Voidgaze]

Never had to do this. At all of my brick and mortar office jobs if I wanted to fuk off somewhere and chill, I could.

[radrd]

You should probably get up if you or your legs start to fall asleep.

[squat_blaster]

I hate when I go into the chitter and someone walks in after me and they know I'm in there and I really have to blast away, but I know they're in there too and I don't want them to hear my explosions so I hold it and squeezing my shfincter as tight as I could and my face is turning red and this guy is pissing out the 3 gallons of Dunkin Ice coffee he drank in the morning and taking forever and his piss finally stops and now he's taking a long time washing his hands checking his phone and little gas squeeks are slipping out of my anus and I can't hold it any longer and then he finally leaves and I can finally blast away and destroy the toilet and take the phone out for a nice relaxing game of word cookies....20-40 minutes sounds right.

[Silence2]

Haha work

[GooBaaa]

Never had to do this. At all of my brick and mortar office jobs if I wanted to fuk off somewhere and chill, I could.

I don’t believe this one bit

Those drinks weren’t gonna make themselves at Starbucks

[Silence2]

*** STORY TIME ***

Brb story from back in my wagie days

Brb at the time I was making around $160k so pretty decent for an NPC

Brb had plans to go away for the weekend with my husband and he was going to pick me up from work with our bags so we could drive straight from there

Brb spent all day at work in absolute terror that I would have to work late or work the weekend and ruin our trip

Brb actually finished work on time but my husband was running late (prob getting in a quick whoremaxxxxing session before our trip) so I had an hour or so to kill

Brb was terrified to wait in my office in case I would get more work so I left and went to the lobby bathrooms and hid in the bathroom for an hour until he got there

Brb decided it was time to move on from wagie life

[Dontoewsmebro]

[miscinbro]

Sad this used to be a parody of fast food service.