Can you HIT a Sloots Cervix thru ANAL?

[RICHSTRONG]

Asking for a frien OFC, this may be my only hope to hit paydirt and feel that 'big dik energy' errone talks about.

[LargePeter]

I can. You can too if you're packing heat. So probably not. Sorry sir.

[radrd]

They make dildos of all shapes and sizes. Whip out your credit card and buy her a cervix smashing good time. She might even let you use it on her.

[Procta]

step 1: make sure "she" was born a female

[1Requin]

The cervix connects the vagina to the uterus, whereas the anus is at the end of the gastrointestinal tract. So... no.

And in case you were wondering, no, women don't pee from their vaginas.

[BrianDaMan]

no but you sure can hit her prostate, RICH. jackpot!

[azzspankr]

RICH, I'm so small I can't even hit the clit during missionary

[Cleveland33]

They make dildos of all shapes and sizes. Whip out your credit card and buy her a cervix smashing good time. She might even let you use it on her.

get the Moby!

[jtaylor2010]

Yes, but it’ll require some work. I’ve done it a few times and they love it 100%of the time every time. You can’t do it from doggy position unless you’ve penis enlargement surgery that makes it curve down instead of up. If you have a normal dink you need to have them lay on the edge of the bed with their legs on your shoulders(like if you’re going for regular deep impact position for vaginal work). But instead put it in the butt. Then once you get it all the way in and have a good rhythm, start pressing down on the belly like your giving it CPR. A good rule of thumb is to have your pointed finger across their belly button(with the rest of your fingers/hand above), but it could be different depending on the woman. But instead of pushing straight down, push the belly diagonally toward their butthole, which just so happens to be where your penor is. When fully inserted and pushing down you will feel something that kind of feels like a fruit roll up pressing into your dink(except bigger and more squishy). That’s when you know you have it. But honestly, you won’t even have to go by feel because you can just judge by the sounds she’s making. It might sound like it’s hurting her really bad but trust me, she’ll be loving it.


Hope this helps!

[jimbone21]

The cervix connects the vagina to the uterus, whereas the anus is at the end of the gastrointestinal tract. So... no.

And in case you were wondering, no, women don't pee from their vaginas.

...or is a doctor.

I was wondering how many "bags of sand" comments we were going to get before someone understood what Rich was asking.

[Procta]

can prolly load a anatomy diagram to this machine for practice


https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1791386441773183042

[explosiveMidget]

That would be pretty weird if you could. Her anatomy/deformity would need to be studied for medical science.

Also, that's where chit comes from.

[Redfish225]

Asking for a frien OFC, this may be my only hope to hit paymud and feel that 'big dik energy' errone talks about.

ftfy broskizzle

[Thunderpants]

I am no anatomy expert but in a scenario where the female is HTC I would wager any possible interaction between your todger and the components of her reproductive system would be hampered by the rapid transit of partially digested chipotle through her lower intestine and colon and completing any such act would be a true ticking timebomb situation prior to her involuntarily and forcefully expelling an elongated mahogany dung dingo of distinct rancidity that could perhaps depending on your position at the moment rattle your balls like a break shot

[RICHSTRONG]

I can. You can too if you're packing heat. So probably not. Sorry sir.

Jesus...srs?? Strong username to first response btw...fuuarrk

They make dildos of all shapes and sizes. Whip out your credit card and buy her a cervix smashing good time. She might even let you use it on her.

step 1: make sure "she" was born a female

Dude, You know damn well i can spot a trap a mile away

The cervix connects the vagina to the uterus, whereas the anus is at the end of the gastrointestinal tract. So... no.

And in case you were wondering, no, women don't pee from their vaginas.

Ok, i sorta follow that. I knew Pee didn't come from there. Obviously, the vagina's reserved for when they 'squirt' when they cum.

no but you sure can hit her prostate, RICH. jackpot!

YAHTZEE!!!

RICH, I'm so small I can't even hit the clit during missionary

Dammmmmm, srs? I usually weed whack w/ my tongue. they love that schit always screaming 'no' but we both know what that means

get the Moby!

You sound like some kinda pro bro?

Yes, but it’ll require some work. I’ve done it a few times and they love it 100%of the time every time. You can’t do it from doggy position unless you’ve penis enlargement surgery that makes it curve down instead of up. If you have a normal dink you need to have them lay on the edge of the bed with their legs on your shoulders(like if you’re going for regular deep impact position for vaginal work). But instead put it in the butt. Then once you get it all the way in and have a good rhythm, start pressing down on the belly like your giving it CPR. A good rule of thumb is to have your pointed finger across their belly button(with the rest of your fingers/hand above), but it could be different depending on the woman. But instead of pushing straight down, push the belly diagonally toward their butthole, which just so happens to be where your penor is. When fully inserted and pushing down you will feel something that kind of feels like a fruit roll up pressing into your dink(except bigger and more squishy). That’s when you know you have it. But honestly, you won’t even have to go by feel because you can just judge by the sounds she’s making. It might sound like it’s hurting her really bad but trust me, she’ll be loving it.


Hope this helps!

Wow, this is actually the first legit sounding response that I'm willing to try. I've been known to do the 2 handed hammer punch on their lower lumbar during doggy, rite when i'm cooming so im definitely down for pushing down on the bitches belly. REPPED

[proudmanlet]

don’t know but I can hit it thru oral

[1Requin]

In theory yes, if she has a rectovaginal fistula. But if that's the case, you probably aren't getting anywhere near there in the first place.

[tripod29]

I am 12, what is this....

[GaryRidgway]

I don't know what a cervix is

[DubBrah]

Imagine the smellz...

It only smellz?

[Uhyeahokay]

Just hit it the normal way through the vagina like the rest of us do.

[Procta]

Here is Rich using escalators

[RICHSTRONG]

That would be pretty weird if you could. Her anatomy/deformity would need to be studied for medical science.

Also, that's where chit comes from.

I'm willing to do whatever it takes for those feelz bro. Just once b4 I die

I am no anatomy expert but in a scenario where the female is HTC I would wager any possible interaction between your todger and the components of her reproductive system would be hampered by the rapid transit of partially digested chipotle through her lower intestine and colon and completing any such act would be a true ticking timebomb situation prior to her involuntarily and forcefully expelling an elongated mahogany dung dingo of distinct rancidity that could perhaps depending on your position at the moment rattle your balls like a break shot

See above. I'll dik smash any dung dingo for the end result. I wanna pound cervix

don’t know but I can hit it thru oral

So you've killed b4 i see huh. Inb4 Fbi

In theory yes, if she has a rectovaginal fistula. But if that's the case, you probably aren't getting anywhere near there in the first place.

Sweet, then when she crying from hitting that cervix thru her backdoor i can say 'go FistUla youself!'

I am 12, what is this....

i wanna wreck a cervix bro...not just touch it or tap it either.

I don't know what a cervix is

Me neither but i've heard bik dik energy ppl talk about hitting it like it's a forbidden fruit hidden up there somewhere

Imagine the smellz...

It only smellz?

Oh its more than that. I want to buy me a shirt that says cervix smasher on it

Just hit it the normal way through the vagina like the rest of us do.

I've tried. Many times. 100's of women. I.just.can't

Here is Rich using escalators

I'm in for the grind. You can take that to the bank pal

[anonkunbrah]

step 1: make sure "she" was born a male

fixed for miscers