* Shower only once every 4 days
* Pump gas once every 2 week - I'm only going to the local supermarket (1mi), the rub-and-tug (3mi), the gym (4mi) , the casino (20mi).
* Do laundry once per month
* No more eating out with coworkers
* Less car maintenance
* Lower insurance due to lower miles
There's just no way to lose when you're WFH.
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05-16-2024, 10:50 AM #1
WFH saves so much money, it's incredible.
Everything I post is satire.
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05-16-2024, 10:56 AM #3
I mean yes, but also no.
BRB stuck in your home 24/7 except for supplies/beer runs
BRB pacing through your home back and forth when on calls
BRB can't chitpost on Misc too much, especially if you're in TEAMS or ZOOM or similar groups
BRB no wasting time at coworker's desks, wasting time but being perfectly acceptable by bosses, but similar being away from desk for 25 mins at home is looked down upon.
BRB TP bill goes way up.
BRB heat/ A/C bill goes way up.MАGА 2024. I rep pаtriots, and neg anti-american phægots. "You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later." most of the day, but I give when I can.
Z4 is a frauding phægot. *not financial advice as I am not your financial advisor*
Jayarbie deeply defends pædophiles, like MinisterofChildGrooming.
suave2000 is a confirmed Tunneler.
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05-16-2024, 11:05 AM #4
People in my neck of the woods are starting to lose their minds due to the bad economy, most are unhinged and volatile. Avoiding people is the wise decision these days. I don't miss mingling with people outside my network of family and friends, and the Asian and Latina h0es I be banging at the rub-and-tug...Everything I post is satire.
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05-16-2024, 12:08 PM #19
Boyo, every time I go to the casino I'm winning like $400 just for goofing around at blackjack and baccarat.... It subsidizes my nut-busting sessions at the rub-and-tug....
Now imagine this: a cardio session at the gym, shower, hit the rub-and-tug to get serviced by Mei-Ling or Maria, hit the casino and win about $400 which subsidized my wh0ring, AND I'm getting comped free food at the casino. Come home, knock back a few shots of whiskey and call it a day....
That's how I'm spending my weekends.Everything I post is satire.
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05-20-2024, 05:49 AM #27
I miss WFH so much. When Covid hit, my last job switched us to fully remote and it was by far the happiest I’ve ever been in my adult life. Even though I was technically still wage slaving, life immediately felt more full. I was getting 8 hour of sleep every night, hitting the gym 6 days per week, practicing self-improvement habits, learning from financial literacy podcasts, going outside on my lunches, eating nutritious home cooked meals and feeling a level of happiness I’ve not felt since. Working from the comfort of your own home takes a massive weight off your shoulders. I have pictures of my from that time and there were no bags under my eyes. I looked incredibly healthy and FELT it. I was even off my blood pressure medication at that time because of the lack of stress. Everything was going well, life was beautiful.
And you know what’s crazy? I was making literally $16.05/hour at that time and I didn’t give a FUK. Unfortunately Biden’s inflation made it impossible to continue, as a menial wage turned into a starvation wage. A couple months of dipping into savings to pay rent forced me to find a job elsewhere. Now I’m back in the office, fighting traffic, hating my life, feeling depressed AF and unhealthy as I’ve ever been.
I truly believe the way I’m wired is incompatible with wage slaving in an office. I’ve tried so hard to replicate the positive habits I practiced during my WFH years and I just can’t hack it. The stress eats away at my spirit.
Sometimes I wish I could hit the fast forward button and land on age 65 so I could just be done with this chit already.
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05-20-2024, 05:51 AM #28
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