If a genie offered you the following deal, would you take it?

[monster0ultra]

-You gain 2 inches on your penor
-You become a much better athlete
-You naturally have a great tan
-You receive preferential treatment when applying for education and employment
-You lose 30 IQ points

[GooBaaa]

Yah why not I can live with a 120 iq

[ectobruh]

I'd take the athlete deal

[PatchouliMusk]

How much better of an athlete? If NBA level, sure

[OliverHeldens]

Losing 30 IQ points is a dealbreaker. I assume mine is somewhere in the 120-130 range, and I’m not looking to be below average. The rest of those items don’t bug me.

[Paul Kreul]

I see what you are doing there OP

[monster0ultra]

How much better of an athlete? If NBA level, sure

Want to know a fun fact? The average NBA vertical is 28" but the average NFL vertical is 34" and that includes all the bloatlord linemen.

I see what you are doing there OP

Ok great. Would you take the deal or not?

[monster0ultra]

tempting, what will the genie do to my hair?

Turn them into pubes.

[Rul3]

depending on where you start on the iq scale, 30 iq points could be life altering in a terrible way

[r32gojirra]

Losing 30 IQ points is a dealbreaker. I assume mine is somewhere in the 120-130 range, and I’m not looking to be below average. The rest of those items don’t bug me.

Wildly optimistic on your part

[Voidgaze]

Nah, I like my pattern recognition. Easy to spot bullchitters.

[8pieces]

i think losing iq would actually benefit me. I care way too much about things like politics and religion and how they control society or more so ruin it. some times i wish i could be one of those plebs who dont gaf about anything

[OliverHeldens]

i think losing iq would actually benefit me. I care way too much about things like politics and religion and how they control society or more so ruin it. some times i wish i could be one of those plebs who dont gaf about anything

lol wait until you find out that it’s the plebs who care about politics and religion….

[BrooksKoepka]

Hell yeah! My 150+ IQ has gotten me nowhere in life.

[monster0ultra]

Hell yeah! My 150+ IQ has gotten me nowhere in life.

I don't think Katy has dated anyone with a great tan before.

[Godfrd824]

I'm just gonna point out that OP can just hop on some melanotan and tell people he's black. Then he can get all those great preferentials that he says blacks get. Most Asians just look like blacks with lighter skin anyways.

[BrooksKoepka]

I don't think Katy has dated anyone with a great tan before.

Idk boyo Aaron was tall, tanned, and handsome

[StainlesSon]

I've been mensa tested at 118 not great but not to too shabby either, the thing is, none of the genie proposals are worth it,
You can train
You can jelq
You can tan
You can work on your social skills

If I had to lose IQ I would only do it for something that's unattainable through normal means, and especially, for something that intelligence couldn't help me obtain, as a matter of fact id be cool with a 2 inches shorter dik, being a worse athlete, with a ****tier complexion and worse social skills, 20 IQ points more would help me fix those easily and the benefits would superseed the cons in no time

[BrooksKoepka]

I'm just gonna point out that OP can just hop on some melanotan and tell people he's black. Then he can get all those great preferentials that he says blacks get. Most Asians just look like blacks with lighter skin anyways.

No.

[Paul Kreul]

Ok great. Would you take the deal or not?

Not at my age, maybe if I was in my 20's.

[GooBaaa]

I've been mensa tested at 118 not great but not to too shabby either, the thing is, none of the genie proposals are worth it,
You can train
You can jelq
You can tan
You can work on your social skills

If I had to lose IQ I would only do it for something that's unattainable through normal means, and especially, for something that intelligence couldn't help me obtain, as a matter of fact id be cool with a 2 inches shorter dik, being a worse athlete, with a ****tier complexion and worse social skills, 20 IQ points more would help me fix those easily

Athleticism is a born gift that is trained throughout life

[monster0ultra]

I'm just gonna point out that OP can just hop on some melanotan and tell people he's black. Then he can get all those great preferentials that he says blacks get. Most Asians just look like blacks with lighter skin anyways.

I do have small calves.

[StainlesSon]

Athleticism is a born gift that is trained throughout life

So it's a talent? Cool, talent is just an advantage, a shortcut to mastery,you could be an amazingly talented basketball player that never trains and I could suck but I could work on it until I reach your level

[monster0ultra]

So it's a talent? Cool, talent is just an advantage, a shortcut to mastery,you could be an amazingly talented basketball player that never trains and I could suck but I could work on it until I reach your level

You're not getting it. Something like strength can be trained, you can take your bench from 135 to 315 for example if you trained.

But if you have a 20 inch vertical, you can train as hard as you want, you're still only going to add 2-3 inches to it at most.

[GooBaaa]

So it's a talent? Cool, talent is just an advantage, a shortcut to mastery,you could be an amazingly talented basketball player that never trains and I could suck but I could work on it until I reach your level

You aren’t reaching that level just by training it’s something your born with

Too many geeks on this site never played a sport

[StainlesSon]

You're not getting it. Something like strength can be trained, you can take your bench from 135 to 315 for example if you trained.

But if you have a 20 inch vertical, you can train as hard as you want, you're still only going to add 2-3 inches to it at most.

I see, personally i'd still take the IQ increase over the natural born athletism, it seems to me the advantages are more versatile but i suppoae is a matter of personal priorities

[Bodhy]

Oooh, no. I can always workout for physique and athleticism and lay in the sun for a tan.


Drop 30 points off my IQ and I'd only be around 10 points above a typical tradie. No thanks.

[dogorman7]

Nah, I like my pattern recognition. Easy to spot bullchitters.

This

[GooBaaa]

Oooh, no. I can always workout for physique and athleticism and lay in the sun for a tan.


Drop 30 points off my IQ and I'd only be around 10 points above a typical tradie. No thanks.