Coworkers talking chit about me in the corner again…

[GuineaDago585]

My cubicle is a few rows over but I can clearly hear these cocksuckers talking chit about me srs. This gay black dude and fat white bitch have been gossiping about different employees all morning. I heard my name come up and the ph@g started whining about how I don’t do chit all day, yet they still promoted me and gave me awards because I’m a white man, so the company is racist. The kunt is agreeing with him instigating and literally giggling and clapping like a banshee. (100% ded fkin srs).

If I had any balls I’d get up and start swinging sucker punching these motherfukers. That’s what the fuk they deserve.

But I’m just keeping my mouth shut like a good wagie cuck. I can barely afford my rent, so can’t risk being fired/blamed for a conflict in this pussified HR corporate environment.

So fkin pissed brahs I’m about to walk out.

[87dman]

Some people who cannot climb on their own, try to pull other down to their level. Dont let them get to you man.

[FoulSmell]

Tell HR about the hostile working environment if it bothers you that much. Or wear a mask and a MAGA hat and knee cap them with a pipe in the parking lot.

[TheScapeGOAT]

You can do what my coworker did to me.

Took a chit in a doggie bag and duct taped it behind my desk.

[MikeLowrrrey]

What are you pissed for? You're the better employee, you should feel smug. Keep getting raises and keep leaving them behind.

[tripod29]

HR is fake and gay, but those cuks may take it seriously so report it. Even make stuff up to make it sound worse. Say the gay dinger sexually assaulted you in the bathroom. For the giggles. Hehehe

[LargePeter]

I thought it was only that Evil_D homo that cried about his colleagues realising he needs to be bullied

[explosiveMidget]

Why the hostility?


Depending on the answer smack them silly.

[Rylol]

Ask if they fancy a brew and hock a loogie. Simple.

[Voidgaze]

They're hatin' because you got the promotion. Sounds like they just don't like that your work ethic makes them look bad.

Funny how they're talking about you not doing anything while they're gossiping on the clock. Keep hustlin' cuz.

[CellyTech]

Plant drugs in their cubicles

[300Lane1]

OP, one thing you'll quickly learn as you climb the ladder is that anyone, and I mean anyone will try and take it from you. You're being promoted for a reason and the people doing the promoting see something in you and that's all that matters. Don't give these types of people the time of day.

[RealLifeAlpha]

this is very problematic

[MetroBrah]

When I worked in a major corporate office, women gossiped about each other all day long srs. One day, they're teaming up to talk chit about another broad. The next day, one of those broads teamed up with that broad to talk chit about the other broad. It was quite remarkable.