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    Her arsehole is paralysed, so you could go hard as you wanted.
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    Originally Posted by InPhase View Post
    Her arsehole is paralysed, so you could go hard as you wanted.
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    Originally Posted by dopamine72 View Post
    15 or so years ago when online dating was a lil different I connected pretty well with this girl over the course of a week or so chatting

    I decided to ask her out and she said yes, however at the very end of the convo she said please don't be mad at me but I have something to tell you..

    I still agreed to go on the date just said to her that I wish she would have let me know in the beginning..

    So I took her on the planned date, ended up carrying her up these stairs giving her a piggy back ride to see a cool view on this peak

    Apparently she loved it and I guess it was the wrong move of mine to meet up with her because I just didn't think it would work out for so many reasons and I had to tell her that

    Felt awful about the whole thing
    Cool story.

    I had something similar happen. It was this girl's first date and she really appreciated it. At the end, I took her to the beach and she said she'd never danced with anyone. I put some music on my phone, put her arms around me and lifted her out of the chair. We swayed back and forth for a bit and she looked like she wanted to say something else.

    I lowered her back into her chair and asked her what was on her mind. She said she had never been kissed. Not knowing where this was going long-term I hadn't been exactly forward with her during the date, but I figured I'd give her a night to remember and kissed her as passionately as I could muster.

    She got a sly grin on her face after this, though she couldn't' meet my eyes. I smiled back and she blurted out, "I've never been screwed." I took her in my arms and carried her down near where the waves were crashing upon the shore and tossed her into the ocean, yelling "Now you're screwed!"
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    Originally Posted by InPhase View Post
    Her arsehole is paralysed, so you could go hard as you wanted.
    ass muscles and thigh muscles are also atrophied though so she's prolly rolling with pancakes
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    Originally Posted by JustiNtense View Post
    I can't stand that youtube voice cadence with video edits every 3 seconds of talking.
    true. so fking annoying
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    Originally Posted by DuracellBunny View Post
    Honest answer: if I was with her before the accident, yes, if afterwards, no.

    If I met her after the accident, I think the chances of my developing feelings for her strong enough to want to take that on are pretty low.

    If I met her before, got married etc and than the accident happened, meaning I had to help her with lots of stuff for 50 years, then fine, that's part of the deal.

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    Originally Posted by jimbone21 View Post
    Cool story.

    I had something similar happen. It was this girl's first date and she really appreciated it. At the end, I took her to the beach and she said she'd never danced with anyone. I put some music on my phone, put her arms around me and lifted her out of the chair. We swayed back and forth for a bit and she looked like she wanted to say something else.

    I lowered her back into her chair and asked her what was on her mind. She said she had never been kissed. Not knowing where this was going long-term I hadn't been exactly forward with her during the date, but I figured I'd give her a night to remember and kissed her as passionately as I could muster.

    She got a sly grin on her face after this, though she couldn't' meet my eyes. I smiled back and she blurted out, "I've never been screwed." I took her in my arms and carried her down near where the waves were crashing upon the shore and tossed her into the ocean, yelling "Now you're screwed!"
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    Originally Posted by GooBaaa View Post
    Yes but I’d cheat on her
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