Her arsehole is paralysed, so you could go hard as you wanted.
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05-12-2024, 09:50 PM #31
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05-12-2024, 09:53 PM #32
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05-12-2024, 10:21 PM #33
Cool story.
I had something similar happen. It was this girl's first date and she really appreciated it. At the end, I took her to the beach and she said she'd never danced with anyone. I put some music on my phone, put her arms around me and lifted her out of the chair. We swayed back and forth for a bit and she looked like she wanted to say something else.
I lowered her back into her chair and asked her what was on her mind. She said she had never been kissed. Not knowing where this was going long-term I hadn't been exactly forward with her during the date, but I figured I'd give her a night to remember and kissed her as passionately as I could muster.
She got a sly grin on her face after this, though she couldn't' meet my eyes. I smiled back and she blurted out, "I've never been screwed." I took her in my arms and carried her down near where the waves were crashing upon the shore and tossed her into the ocean, yelling "Now you're screwed!"
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05-12-2024, 11:03 PM #34
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05-12-2024, 11:24 PM #35
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05-12-2024, 11:27 PM #36
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05-12-2024, 11:30 PM #37
Legs just gonna keep sliding off my shoulders, titanic tier tipping in doggy, legs flapping like a fish out of water during reverse cowgirl. On the plus side if she's pissing you off you can just take her chair and leave her in a shed, so there are upsides.
*htc*
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Always confuse to and too
Never gonna make it
Lets lurk
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05-12-2024, 11:34 PM #38
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