Girlfriend seems strangely worried I'm going to die somehow

[ClevageGobbler]

Lol. I dont think she has any intentions of killing me. But anytime I drive the car she wants me to text her I made it home safely. Or if I respond to an emergency call during the night, she wants me to text her that I finished safely so she doesn't worry.

That's reasonable

[Kiop]

Brah be careful she isn't poisoning you. This is sus (srs)

this

[LargePeter]

My FWB is concerned about my upcoming test/deca/dbol blast, but then again she studied bio sciences at university and if we eat together it's at restaurants and cafes - and we only see each other 2 or 3 times a week, 4 max.

You? She's slowly poisoning you. Good luck brah.

[LargePeter]

Lol, I briefly dated this batchit crazy Brazilian girl who tried to get me to wear sun shirts.

I suspect it was a jealousy thing. She probably figured that if another girl sees you in a sun shirt, it basically signals to her that you're a cucked man and to back off.

My recommendation: Resist it. Keep the jealousy intact. But it's also a sign of hyper anxiety and she's ruminating about unnecessary things due to stress. I'd just recommend doing things in a very calm manner, but definitely don't change anything because of her crazy anxious behavior.

You're becoming Dustbin with a smaller c0ck with all the bullchit stories you spin, sir

[GaryRidgway]

My FWB is concerned about my upcoming test/deca/dbol blast, but then again she studied bio sciences at university and if we eat together it's at restaurants and cafes - and we only see each other 2 or 3 times a week, 4 max.

You? She's slowly poisoning you. Good luck brah.

You're not supposed to tell people you're doing that r-tard

[bsrkoacar2]

You're becoming Dustbin with a smaller c0ck with all the bullchit stories you spin, sir

Idk. He might make a good point. My current girlfriend isn't really a jealous type but I think that might be inherently female. I dated a national level CrossFit bish who wanted me to quit lifting because she was insecure. And she was always legit shredded

[OliverHeldens]

You're becoming Dustbin with a smaller c0ck with all the bullchit stories you spin, sir

I don't tell fake stories, and I have a lot of crazy real life experiences. You guys could learn a thing or two.

[atgbrahsrs]

I don't tell fake stories, and I have a lot of crazy real life experiences. You guys could learn a thing or two.

if we benchmark that story about the holiday with that girl as a proxy for crazy life experiences

we do not need to unpack the rest

srs

[OliverHeldens]

if we benchmark that story about the holiday with that girl as a proxy for crazy life experiences

we do not need to unpack the rest

srs

Lol, that was like a 1.5/10 on the crazy scale.

[LargePeter]

You're not supposed to tell people you're doing that r-tard

Bit hard when she opens the wine fridge to get a bottle out and she finds a container full of test, deca, dbol, anavar and peptides