“The 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. I’m a grown man running against a six year old.”
“Did you hear what Donald just said about a major civil war battle? Quote, ‘Gettysburg. Wow.’ Trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again.”
“Age is the only thing we have in common. My vice president actually endorses me.”
“Trump is so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. And he got to the first commandment: You shall have no other god before me. That’s when he put it down and said this book is not for me.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/style...ndents-dinner/
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Biden's best jokes from the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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Who is Pence endorsing?
Oh that's right, he's just another in the long line of former Trump confidents who now tell the truth about what a moronic, unhinged POS Trump is and wants nothing to do with him.
Everyone but you cultist seem to understand just how unprecedented this is.
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Holy crap dude, Satan's huge crew.
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Is that why Biden is the least popular president in the last 70 years?
link: https://news.gallup.com/poll/644252/...torically.aspx
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden averaged 38.7% job approval during his recently completed 13th quarter in office, which began on Jan. 20 and ended April 19. None of the other nine presidents elected to their first term since Dwight Eisenhower had a lower 13th-quarter average than Biden.*Simplicity is the key to life*
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Bunch of retards itt arguing over which bad president is worse like that makes their team win a prize.
You fgts deserve what’s coming.“Man’s image of the nature of man is not only a matter for objective inquiry; it is and has always been a prime instrument of social and political control. He who moulds that image does so with enormous consequences for the society in which he lives.”
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Were those "jokes" that were written for him before or after he was struggling to move salad around his plate or pull apart a roll like the feeble old geezer that will be dead in a few months?
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1784399809505300935
Nice try though, OP. Lol."At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied,
demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats."
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