Is this acceptable behavior?
I was taking a serious dump and it was taking a while so I decided to give an old buddy a call. He asked me what was up and I said “taking a chit.”
He freaked out at me and hung up and the sent a rage text demanding I never do that again.
Was it that wrong?
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02-23-2024, 06:54 AM #1Registered User
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Talking on the phone while taking a chit?
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02-23-2024, 06:55 AM #2Registered Goomba
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I do it all the time. I just don't tell them that I'm taking a sh!t. This includes more serious phone calls too. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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02-23-2024, 09:29 AM #3Registered User
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Noted. Only thing I think that could blow my cover is a loud “kerplunk” into the water.Originally Posted by gmenfan40
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02-23-2024, 09:32 AM #4Registered User
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I attend zoom calls routinely on the toilet. On mute. Blurred background. Profit. Srs, vry srs.
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02-23-2024, 09:36 AM #5Registered Cat
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That's called "Shiit chat", OP. Nothin' wrong with it. Make sure to add the toilet flush in before the end of the call for maximum test gains.
Nothing like listening to a nurse tell you what to do before they ram a camera tube down your throat while taking a chit and she has no idea
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02-23-2024, 09:39 AM #6Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by ScrillaIsBake
The key is to leave the door open while you chit so it doesn't echo so badly. So it only works to have the phone call poops while you are home alone. Otherwise, yeah, if you do it with the door closed, they'll instantly hear that you're in a bathroom. I learned that lesson when a bank teller said "...are you in a bathroom?" while I was chitting on a phone call once. Of course I lied and denied it, and she was polite enough to lie right back implying that she believed me and let it go even though we both knew the deal in reality.
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02-23-2024, 10:11 AM #7I want to play a game...
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your whole existence is wrong. You're a walking abortion.Originally Posted by thescapegoat
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
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02-23-2024, 10:13 AM #8I want to play a game...
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thats the sound of semen leaving your bodyOriginally Posted by thescapegoat
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
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02-23-2024, 10:15 AM #9Registered User
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hey jiggy, were you ever a mod?
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02-23-2024, 10:16 AM #10Registered User
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bro they know. they know you're chitting.Originally Posted by gmenfan40
i've been called out before
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02-23-2024, 10:17 AM #11I want to play a game...
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they would never let me close to that kind of power.......and if they asked, i'd refuse it.Originally Posted by resoog
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02-23-2024, 10:20 AM #12I want to play a game...
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Maybe i'd take it for a day, change scapegoats pic to a rainbow and turn him red......
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
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02-23-2024, 10:29 AM #13Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by mchabs
I told you guys, it only works when you leave the bathroom door open, maybe crack the window if you have one to keep the echoing down. I got called out once too and I learned the tricks of the trade as a result. But unless you live alone/are alone at the time, you're just gonna have to hold your dump in until the phone call is ended.
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02-23-2024, 11:11 AM #14Registered User
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Lol. Look at this Brah’s post history. Recent all posts all scapegoat threads or the subject.Originally Posted by JIGSAW
Leave me alone and get back to teaching ne’er-do-wells life lessons in gruesome ways.Never negged anyone crew
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02-23-2024, 11:12 AM #15Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by TheScapeGOAT
what did you think of my shiit chat posts, bro?
brb miscing from the toilet
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02-23-2024, 11:14 AM #16Registered User
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Alpha as fukOriginally Posted by FelixTheCat1919
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02-23-2024, 11:39 AM #17This is the end...
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Originally Posted by JIGSAW
Repped of course..."Incels should be euthanized for the sake of humanity." - Vhagar
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02-23-2024, 11:51 AM #18Bonrard
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I dont especially like doing it, but every so often you got some bastard on the line who WILL NOT GET OFF THE FCING PHONE so you have no choice but to ****.
Yeah you hear the sound of my piss hitting the water? That's your comeuppance for being a needy butthole who doesn't have better **** to do than chat like a teenage girl on the phone
Yeah, you like the sound of my loud bowel movements? That's your comeuppance for being a needy butthole who doesn't have better **** to do than chat like a teenage girl on the phone
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