A brave personal trainer took drugs for 10 days to become ripped like Mark Wahlberg

[crupiea]

We have been fooled into worrying about drugs coming across the border when all along the real menace was right on our own backyards.

Creatine!!

[Rooney15]

What an absolute fukken wanker

[FelixTheCat1919]

Love the complete lack of progress pics in the article, very compelling

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Lmao brutal

It's crazy to me that some people actually act like latverian is intelligent in any way. He has the IQ of a used napkin from Burger King.

[DrunkonMilk]

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

[ExPatriot]

Why do you write like a dyslexic autist?

It sure seems that way.

Did you read the article you fukin idiot?

BTW - you get creatine from red meat and seafood when you eat it, it's a naturally occurring derivative of other amino acids

I've become convinced that that guy is just low-IQ, man. He's always saying dumbassss things, but people give him a pass because he feigns niceness.

he's just f*cking stupid. and likely drunk as usual

He's an alcoholic and drunk posts, too? Nice. Yeah, that explains a lot.

lmao whats wrong with this guy? he took actual powder creatine not dat dere celltech, creatine is simply a supplement, just like whey protein

would you compare whey protein to "ingesting food"?

The thread title doesn't say anything about downing a bottle of creatine. You didn't respond to the thread in any reasonable context you're acting a bit nutty right now bro.. you okay?

Do you understand sarcasm? srs, it seems like you don't and im not saying that to attack you

do you know what creatine is?

The more posts I read by this guy, the more convinced I become that he's a complete moron.






He's an idiot, man. It's that simple. There's no getting through to someone like that.

So moronic its almost troll level, but the sad thing is you know he's not trolling, hes just retarded

Love the complete lack of progress pics in the article, very compelling

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Lmao brutal

It's crazy to me that some people actually act like latverian is intelligent in any way. He has the IQ of a used napkin from Burger King.

[latverian41]

The thread title doesn't say anything about downing a bottle of creatine. You didn't respond to the thread in any reasonable context you're acting a bit nutty right now bro.. you okay?

Do you understand sarcasm? srs, it seems like you don't and im not saying that to attack you

do you know what creatine is?

Well if I didn't I would just Google it and act like I did..

But think what you will

[BeachPro11]

So stunning. So brave.

[FelixTheCat1919]

Well if I didn't I would just Google it and act like I did..

But think what you will

You're drunk, latverian. Stop it, go get some help.

[latverian41]

You're drunk, latverian. Stop it, go get some help.

I haven't been drunk in over a year but nice try jerk.

If you ever tried having understanding instead of ridicule and prejudice you would probably stroke out.

[Ausaric]

Wow that article writer went on to recount his experience on Reddit. Here let me copy and paste it. Scary stuff.


EDIT: Here it is

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, it’s time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

[elterrible987]

what a retard. a real article would be like "I took creatine for 10 days. I gained 4 pounds of water weight and my wife moved in with her sister because my farts cleared out the house"

[Basedbaby]

yeah i cruise on around 150-180 test/mast

will throw in a short var cycle every now and then, or if i am in the mood to tap into sleep deprived gorilla/lizard brain i run 200mg of tren until sleep sides become too rough

Can I take a var only cycle without hurting my natty test??

[Archangel_Lost]

I threw up hardcore this morning, and I'll tell you why. Yesterday i walked into gnc looking for some gakic creakic and naturally some cell tech, the clerk looked at me and smiled, and told me that we have some free samples in the back room. I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device, attached to it were several bottles of celltech creakic gakic and anavol.

But as I looked at them, the clerk suddenly grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. At first it was painful but after a few minutes I had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and i was forced to suck the clerk's dick clean, practically licking off yesterdays lunch. Now heres where it gets weird, he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the celltech and other muscletech products being mixed into a single batter by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and poured the batter into my already gaping ass. The clerk went around and began pounding me again, ramming the celltech batter deeper into my ass. Eventually he came and i tried to fart or **** out the batter along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and i was forced to suck off all the celltech batter and cum that was on his dick..after a few minutes, the celltech got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was the clerk saying 'hope you liked your free samples'.

I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, barely able to walk and surrounded by 5 bottles of celltech, and 3 bottles of each of the other muscletech products. I checked the scale and I had gained 10 pounds of lean muscle. I guess muscletech products really do work, but at what cost?

[howimliving]

I haven't been drunk in over a year but nice try jerk.

If you ever tried having understanding instead of ridicule and prejudice you would probably stroke out.

keep doubling down on your ignorance sh*t bird

[Sil3nt1]

keep doubling down on your ignorance sh*t bird

more like howimretard lol

[PhiloSquid]

Can I take a var only cycle without hurting my natty test??

negative

[kimm4]

lmao whats wrong with this guy? he took actual powder creatine not dat dere celltech, creatine is simply a supplement, just like whey protein

would you compare whey protein to "ingesting food"?

This.^^

I'm guessing no one read the article. There's no progress pics because nothing changes in the first 10 days taking creatine. That's the beginning of the loading phase. You gain some water weight and that's about it lol...

[FelixTheCat1919]

I haven't been drunk in over a year but nice try jerk.

If you ever tried having understanding instead of ridicule and prejudice you would probably stroke out.

lmao

[DolphinPilot]

Cliffs:

I haven't noticed muscle gains (yet)

lol I took creatine for a couple months and never noticed any gains

[LargePeter]

yeah i cruise on around 150-180 test/mast

will throw in a short var cycle every now and then, or if i am in the mood to tap into sleep deprived gorilla/lizard brain i run 200mg of tren until sleep sides become too rough

In my experience var takes about 4 weeks to really kick at 50mg a day then the next 4 after that are great. I'm two weeks off of it right now, missing the strength kick!

[LargePeter]

Comparing what he did to ingesting food.

Yeah, you two clowns deserve one another..

Chalk that comment up to being autistic and trying to fake being nice guy (on an Internet forum at that)

Both you idiots have some serious issues.

Oh, so the guy who knows everything actually knows fuk all when it comes to supplementation and lifting? Colour me shocked.

Coming from someone who's picture shows you really know all about working out and fitness. That means. A lot LP.

...you're avi is much better lmao

I responded to the title of the thread. I do not take the time to read articles that hold no interest to me.

Do You consider consider downing a bottle of creatine capsules to have any harm on your body compared to drinking whey shakes?

Are you being serious?

So you didn't read it, you just fired off at the mouth like a drunk spastic as per normal lmao

[LargePeter]

Can I take a var only cycle without hurting my natty test??

Nein

You need a test base because it is suppressive

[SoutheastBeast1]

Loved the pics to accompany the words in the here's what happened to my body section in that article. Really helped elevate the impact to visualize it like that

[Lunu]

I wonder if his parents know he danced with the devil for 10 days. He can't do the damage he has done to his body and all for journalism. At least he's passionate about it right?

Genuinely asking if you are joking? lol


Half the ppl in here didn’t read the article and don’t have any comprehension of what creatine is wtf misc

[SoutheastBeast1]

You mean TYPE?

[AshWar]

Loved the pics to accompany the words in the here's what happened to my body section in that article. Really helped elevate the impact to visualize it like that

Also love the ***got miscers ITT talking about their cycles while looking like absolute dogchit


LOL @ gearcels

[SoutheastBeast1]

Half the ppl in here didn’t read the article and don’t have any comprehension of what creatine is wtf misc

It's an incredibly dangerous substance that will shut down your organs. What do you think it is?

[LargePeter]

Genuinely asking if you are joking? lol


Half the ppl in here didn’t read the article and don’t have any comprehension of what creatine is wtf misc

Oh look, it's latvarian with a womb and less estrogen

How's the sarcasm detector working you potato?

[IGotBannlied]

personal trainer is the biggest scam job i can think of off the top of my head. brb the only profession where you actually inhibit your client beyond what they could actually do for themselves as preventing injuries is a far greater challenge than making progress lol.

would be embarassed to be a personal trainer srs

[IGotBannlied]

Oh look, it's latvarian with a womb and less estrogen

How's the sarcasm detector working you potato?

god damn every time i look up i see titties going at it again with and i just beyond struggle to comprehend why he negs new people on a forum that cant stand him despite the only metric for being popular is tenure