Kicked out of the gym for staying too long

[Kubishime]

So I've been staying all night at the gym lately and early this morning the security guard came into the free weight room and said "sorry bro you gotta go".
I said "why?" and he said "we can't have people sleeping over at the gym, you gotta take your sleeping bag and go somewhere else"
I said "what do you mean? I thought this was the squat rack".

[Getter_done]

Fkn lmao

[explosiveMidget]

Squatting in the gym. Mirin.

[Ausaric]

Damn I’ve actually thought about using gyms for showers and stuff when I eventually get kicked out of this apartment

Sleep in car, wouldn’t be so bad. Take showers in gym. Only tricky part is I would have to time them around my faecal movement schedule.


Only question is, where to park? Just park in any old random parking lot? Probably move around so not in same spot every night.


Saving $1350 a month of rent and utilities wouldn’t be so bad. I could work night shift mopping floors and just spend my money on food.

[Kubishime]

Damn I’ve actually thought about using gyms for showers and stuff when I eventually get kicked out of this apartment

Sleep in car, wouldn’t be so bad. Take showers in gym. Only tricky part is I would have to time them around my faecal movement schedule.


Only question is, where to park? Just park in any old random parking lot? Probably move around so not in same spot every night.


Saving $1350 a month of rent and utilities wouldn’t be so bad. I could work night shift mopping floors and just spend my money on food.

Just lol at paying rent when you have a gym membership. Just make sure they don't have belligerent security and this can't go wrong, trust me.

[blindsideflank]

Security is unaware.

[saltypits]

In b4 latverian chides you for squatting.

[stevemckenna]

[Getter_done]

Lol

[Kubishime]

In b4 latverian chides you for squatting.

I won't continue squatting if Latverian takes umbrage at my behavior. Latverian is the moral compass of this forum, so I hope he weighs in if he has any words of wisdom to depart on this matter.

[David275]

[saltypits]

I won't continue squatting if Latverian takes umbrage at my behavior. Latverian is the moral compass of this forum, so I hope he weighs in if he has any words of wisdom to depart on this matter.

This is very kind and noble of you. I hope Latverian sends you some money so you don't have to squat anymore.

[infinityplus1]

[SaviorSelfJT]

You should’ve just told them the sleeping bag was because your doing Starting Strength and you stalled out last week so your bumping rest times up again

[SpeakethTruth]

^ Damn you. I was about to say that he could've just told the security guard that he's a powerlifter resting between sets.

[MidnightMadness]

chuckled

[TheParish]

Repped