WWYD if a bigger guy touches your girlfriend? (srs)

[TomPaine]

The type of shame your girlfriend experiences watching you get publicly flogged is something that will never leave her mind. You better win.

A girl who is really into you wouldn't let that happen. She would hit him over the head with something, start scratching, etc if he got the upper hand over you. Gotta have the girl that would face a murder charge for you.

[rollerball]

eh just stab the dude and sidestep the whole unpredictability of fist fighting a large stranger on the street

[seeker477]

eh just stab the dude and sidestep the whole unpredictability of fist fighting a large stranger on the street

True. Then cut his heart out of his chest and give it to your gf so she sees that you are the ultimate supreme

[Foidgaze]

A girl who is really into you wouldn't let that happen. She would hit him over the head with something, start scratching, etc if he got the upper hand over you. Gotta have the girl that would face a murder charge for you.

A girl doesn’t wanna have to handle confrontations herself, if she had to handle it and you sit back and do nothing she’s gonna think WTF am I with this dork for? You have to get involved regardless

[RagnarChadbrok]

The real answer to this question is that you probably shouldn’t have taken your girl to the club anyway. Clubbing is for single people, if she’s already yours then the risk exposure:reward ratio isn’t there to go clubbing together

If this is not at the club, you should be with a girl who can reject a guy on her own. And if his advances are unwanted and he’s touching on her anyway, this is a random sexual assault situation. In that case, you should put three 9mms center mass since you can carry outside the club

[rollerball]

True. Then cut his heart out of his chest and give it to your gf so she sees that you are the ultimate supreme

gotta do what you gotta do to keep dat pussy in line nomsayin

[Foidgaze]

The real answer to this question is that you probably shouldn’t have taken your girl to the club anyway. Clubbing is for single people, if she’s already yours then the risk exposure:reward ratio isn’t there to go clubbing together

If this is not at the club, you should be with a girl who can reject a guy on her own. And if his advances are unwanted and he’s touching on her anyway, this is a random sexual assault situation. In that case, you should put three 9mms center mass since you can carry outside the club

there’s a difference between living in the club and twerking on a pole Vs going to a nice bar to celebrate your birthday

[SouthDakotaBrah]

at a party, mostly sober guy slaps your gf's ass and starts talking with her


what you doing

Well brah, it’s a lose-lose situation. If you fight the guy, you’ll probably get beat up in front of your gf which means the relationship is probably over. If you let both of yourselves get blatantly disrespected like that, though, the relationship is probably over.

I can’t think of any situation where the outcome would be positive, unless you fought and won (but the odds are stacked against you due to the size advantage). Most probable outcome is you lose your girlfriend, but highly likely stabbed or shot as well.

[Foidgaze]

Well brah, it’s a lose-lose situation. If you fight the guy, you’ll probably get beat up in front of your gf which means the relationship is probably over. If you let both of yourselves get blatantly disrespected like that, though, the relationship is probably over.

I can’t think of any situation where the outcome would be positive, unless you fought and won (but the odds are stacked against you due to the size advantage). Most probable outcome is you lose your girlfriend, but highly likely stabbed or shot as well.

holy fuk you’re pathetic Lmao

[RagnarChadbrok]

there’s a difference between living in the club and twerking on a pole Vs going to a nice bar to celebrate your birthday

I can’t even picture this happening. You’re with your girl and presumably a group of her friends (it’s her bday) at a nice bar. And one stranger solo walks up and smacks her ass? I’ve never experienced anything this brazen in my life brah. Is this a real life situation for manlets?

[Condo41]

I've explained to my wife that the #1 priority I have is for her to get home safe, #2 priority is for me to get home safe

That said, I also made a vow of honor and duty to her. So if something happened that dishonored her in a way where only physical violence towards this other guy would reclaim her honor, then that's what the f*ck I'm doing.

Also, i know this sounds edge-lordy, but I took my vows seriously.

[Foidgaze]

I can’t even picture this happening. You’re with your girl and presumably a group of her friends (it’s her bday) at a nice bar. And one stranger solo walks up and smacks her ass? I’ve never experienced anything this brazen in my life brah. Is this a real life situation for manlets?

you think guys don’t get handsy with girls when they are drunk in a bar? Wtf kinda logic is this

You definitely don’t go out to bars/clubs

[lockdev]

Have actually had this happen. srs.

Was on a first date with a girl, and a dude just backed into her and stood there like she wasn't even there. It was in a pretty crowded area, so I guess he thought it was ok. I grabbed him and pushed him into the crowd.

You have to react quickly in these situations. Physically get him off her and then stand between him and the girl. From there, deescalate while maintaining ground. You don't have to fight these stupid fuks. Getting in between them and having the douchetard walk away is the biggest win you're going to get.

Now if he's smacking butt checks or groping, then it's a beer bottle over the head and an ass whopping. Nothing less will suffice.

[Sal29]

7'1" 430 lbs Dalip Singh Cucked all these women's boyfriends, and there's nothing they could do about it.

[ispy]

10% for the big guy.

[SouthDakotaBrah]

holy fuk you’re pathetic Lmao

The truth is brah, you will probably end up fighting and losing in this scenario (possibly ending up dead) and you would also lose your gf anyways. There’s not a possible positive outcome in the scenario. Inb4 “no brah I’m totally alpha and would beat the other guy up” but you’d certainly lose (srs)

[Barteh]

As a general rule of thumb you always want to avoid getting into bar fights with drunken idiots. Unless you're Bas Rutten then you whoop their asses.

[RagnarChadbrok]

you think guys don’t get handsy with girls when they are drunk in a bar? Wtf kinda logic is this

You definitely don’t go out to bars/clubs

All I do is go to bars & clubs. Not at the moment because I have a gf, but I’ve averaged going out twice a week for the last several years. And when I was in college, it was basically every night

I’ve literally never had a scenario like this happen to me and I’ve probably gone out 1000 times

The most audacious thing that ever happened to me was this. I was out at the clubs with this girl I’d been on like three dates with and we were walking to a different spot. These two Latino dudes were walking past us and one slapped my bishes ass hard at the last moment. I was on phenibut and coke and had absolutely zero inhibition, so without thinking I turned around, yanked him back to me by the back of his neck, and absolutely mauled the fuk out of him while his friend just watched

I didn’t really do this because I’m alpha, I just did it because in that moment my emotional reaction was stronger than my prefrontal cortex. I later spent some serious time thinking about how dumb of a decision that was. He could have been an MMA fighter and stomped me in to a coma. His friend could have had a knife or gun and I would have bled out right there on the concrete dying as everyone watched. That wouldn’t have been so alpha

This is why even though maybe I’d do something, I feel what the other brah is saying. It truly is a no win situation. I’ve seen people pull knives on each other countless times at nightlife. I’ve seen people pull guns. Life is really fragile even if you’re a big dude

[pandaboy89]

Just lol at u lil nerds actin like u can do ****, if its me slappin ur gfs bich ass.

Gives me a good laugh