Wife upset I got hard during TV Show
We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.
What do I say here?
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05-21-2023, 08:45 AM #1u wot m8
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Wife upset I got hard during TV Show
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05-21-2023, 08:49 AM #2Still Alive
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Say it’s an autonomic function and therefore you didn’t consciously choose for it to happen, and leave it at that.Originally Posted by MyBaddBrah
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05-21-2023, 08:50 AM #3Age 63
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Tell her to suck the life out of it . Only right answer
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05-21-2023, 09:04 AM #4Registered User
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Tell her the truth: if she looked like that or moved like that, she would get the same response from it.
In other words, tell her that she needs to try harder.
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05-21-2023, 09:05 AM #5Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Username of peace
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05-21-2023, 09:07 AM #6That's the arm I fap with
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its not gonna suck itself
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
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05-21-2023, 09:19 AM #7In and out real quick
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“Hole is life crew.”
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05-21-2023, 09:21 AM #8Starvation Mode GO!
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tell her she never danced for you like that.Originally Posted by MyBaddBrah
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05-21-2023, 09:29 AM #9🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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thisOriginally Posted by Redfish225
just say your username any time she starts chirpingMake Europe Germany Again
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05-21-2023, 09:31 AM #10Registered User
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Would you recommend Ozark?
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05-21-2023, 09:36 AM #11Registered User
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Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?
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05-21-2023, 09:37 AM #12Registered User
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Tell her you were actually thinking about Jason Bateman
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05-21-2023, 09:38 AM #13Podunks Alt Account
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"I didn't bring it out for air"
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05-21-2023, 09:38 AM #14Not a Chad
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tell her pride month is right around the corner and if she doesn't start putting a little more effort forward you're going to start banging twinks next month
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05-21-2023, 09:39 AM #15Registered User
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Lol
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05-21-2023, 09:48 AM #16
Tell her if she kept your balls empty, random boners wouldn’t happen.
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05-21-2023, 10:05 AM #17u wot m8
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Anybody who doesn’t watch pornosOriginally Posted by mattb717
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05-21-2023, 10:06 AM #18🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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high test brahs ofcOriginally Posted by mattb717
Make Europe Germany Again
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05-21-2023, 10:09 AM #19Registered User
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this lulOriginally Posted by MyBaddBrah
brb i get hard ons all the time especially if I dont wear underwear in publicOverthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
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05-21-2023, 10:09 AM #20Meh
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Let's take a vote.... Vote A or BOriginally Posted by TomPaine
A. He just gave OP some sound advice.
B. Put OP on the fast track to a severe head injury.In Hoots We Trust.
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05-21-2023, 10:16 AM #21Biggest loads in the NW
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I’d have just been like “sht my bad brah”
LolOriginally Posted by Destor
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05-21-2023, 10:20 AM #22
It amazes me that there are grown women who think that male biological programming alters in a relationship and men suddenly lose the ability to be attracted to fukable women.
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05-21-2023, 10:20 AM #23Registered User
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B lulOriginally Posted by badreligion
imagine tell a chick she needs to try harder and expecting her to take it wellOverthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
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05-21-2023, 11:18 AM #24That's the arm I fap with
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Get your test levels checked srsOriginally Posted by mattb717
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
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05-21-2023, 11:23 AM #25Registered User
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Should be able to get hard without stimulation but popping a boner @ random bobs on a screen is a bit much
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05-21-2023, 11:25 AM #26u wot m8
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I haven’t seen tits other than my wife’s in like 3 monthsOriginally Posted by Destor
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05-21-2023, 11:26 AM #27Registered User
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i think she is right tbh
your reptilian brain is not faithfull
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05-21-2023, 11:41 AM #28Registered User
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This needs to be communicated to her brah, honesty is the best policyOriginally Posted by MyBaddBrah
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