feelsoldman, but life has really been good the past 5 or 6 years.
feel lucky to have some of the things I do (great family, good close friends, my health, etc)
just wanted to say I love and appreciate all of you homos (no homo) (ded fkn Srs)
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Thread: turning 34 today
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08-31-2021, 06:46 AM #1i swear im an alpha
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turning 34 today
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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08-31-2021, 06:48 AM #2Jags Are Bake
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OP did not fully deliver on the rear glute SPREAD.
Happy birthday anyway!Rog crew
TB Lightning
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08-31-2021, 06:48 AM #3Registered User
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- Age: 40
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Happy Birthday, OP.
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08-31-2021, 06:50 AM #4Registered Usurper
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Happy birthday broski, you’re a real one for sure
Keep crushing it homieBenevolent Dictatorship
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08-31-2021, 06:50 AM #5Palpatine was right
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HBD monica! Glutes and rainbows
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08-31-2021, 06:54 AM #6
sick as piss op
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08-31-2021, 06:58 AM #7Registered User
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Happy birthday my guy
What are you getting up to for it?
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08-31-2021, 06:59 AM #8الحمد لله رب العالمين
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Geez old man
Happy bday brah
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08-31-2021, 06:59 AM #9Registered User
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Happy birthday you fookin phaggot
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08-31-2021, 07:00 AM #10Generation X Capitalist
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happy birthday! go get a great sushi lunch and then a great steak dinner!
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08-31-2021, 07:01 AM #11Banned
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44*
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08-31-2021, 07:19 AM #121:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
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Just remember that sht could ALWAYS be worse, much worse (dedfknsrs). You're doing a great job in life for your age and those ass cheeks could pay the rent if needed boyo. Plz don't LDAR yet (dfs)
Last edited by DesiredUserphag; 08-31-2021 at 07:31 AM.
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08-31-2021, 07:20 AM #13Fast Misc
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Just got my calendar notification for your birthday. Hope it's the best one yet Nephew! Have a great day, we love you.
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08-31-2021, 07:20 AM #14Registered User
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hnnggg
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08-31-2021, 07:26 AM #15Registered User
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Happy birthday, brah.
You share your birthday with Caligula and Richard Gere -- 2 other brahs known for their sexual perversions.
I'd give you a couple Gere inspired gerbils if I could. Ded fkn srs
Edit: also Craig Cumming hngg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Cumming
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08-31-2021, 08:24 AM #16Mia, I'm a cop
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Dayum. Just hit 27 a few days ago and was shocked where the last 8-10 years went to.
Happy birthday brah.Stats: 6'3, 243 lbs
always pick #4 crew
dirty bulk crew
small calves crew
small wrists crew
small forearms crew
never reached single digit bf% crew
forever a natty **** crew
Instagram: @mistahsick (only following back misc brahs)
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08-31-2021, 08:25 AM #17Registered User
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Happy birthday man!
Man I'm going to be 28 on Sunday
What advice would you give me in these twilight 20s years ?
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08-31-2021, 08:25 AM #18Milf Hunter
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this guy fuks ? happy bday homo
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08-31-2021, 08:26 AM #19Registered User
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Feel you manOriginally Posted by SickD
About to be 28 on Sunday
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08-31-2021, 08:41 AM #20LIBTARD from KS
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HBD man, my only advise to you is to keep doing what you're doing and do the things you ain't...
Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
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08-31-2021, 09:11 AM #21Registered User
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Lmao. Congrats, love that for you King.
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08-31-2021, 10:25 AM #22Registered User
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Happy Birthday RLA! Hope you have a great day!
~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
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08-31-2021, 10:35 AM #23Nukem
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happy bday fellow mid 30s kunt but did not need to see your bart simpson ass on this sunny afternoon dead fkn srs.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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08-31-2021, 10:36 AM #24So it begins
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happy birthday king!
would tap that angus tenderly*Of the ugly or strange look Crew*
*🚷 Anti-Degeneracy League 🚷*
*To crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet — to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women Crew*
*Pureblood Chad Crew*
*6'1 Master Race Crew*
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08-31-2021, 10:36 AM #25from 307 to 228 jacked
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36 has been my best slay year so far... ****s not so bad son, keep your head up
I rep back
255 lbs. --Dead Lift 450 --Squat 350 --Bench 275
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08-31-2021, 10:40 AM #26snailsrus
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Imagine being a random pleb from reddit and stumbling on this thread. 100% would think it's a gay forum lmao happy bday man
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08-31-2021, 11:00 AM #27™gif me so i can gif you©
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happy birthday
ddedd fuukkkin srsrsNegging "Firesofass" crew on sight.
I will crush you,Your tragedy will come.
All gifs made in Misc thread:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=178547811
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08-31-2021, 11:02 AM #28Registered User
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Happy bday miscer bro
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
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08-31-2021, 11:05 AM #29
Yessir!
My fkn bro! Happy birthday!
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08-31-2021, 11:06 AM #30GnomeSaiyans Bruh
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Happy Birthday bro! Have some greens
Sloots Gon Sloot.
Yessir!
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