ITT List the evil things you have done as a kid

[Sinan09400]

-Stole candies from dads friends store a couple times because my parents would never buy candies

-Used to spit on people on street with my cousin from 3rd floor.

-took lunch money of a younger kid once at school. But then returned it in an hour and apologized. That chit is too much for me.

Children are spawn of evil srs. 0 empathy skills.

[PowerPal]

-made almost all my female teachers cry since year 3
-stole my best friends Pokemon cards
-licked my aunties pussy while she was asleep
-stole heaps of chocolate bars from the local store
-shat on the toilet seat at school and blamed it on some else, he got expelled
-in the middle of the night, pissed on almost all the door handles at school

prob done more. will add later

[CanardMedic]

-made almost all my female teachers cry since year 3
-stole my best friends Pokemon cards
-licked my aunties pussy while she was asleep
-stole heaps of chocolate bars from the local store
-shat on the toilet seat at school and blamed it on some else, he got expelled
-in the middle of the night, pissed on almost all the door handles at school

prob done more. will add later

huh...lol
did she pretend to be asleep?

[turokturok5]

Pushed a kid in a puddle in primary school and he said he was going to tell on me. Sat in the puddle myself and ran to the teacher before he could get to them and said that he pushed me first, we both got detention but he also got grounded for 2 weeks by his parents and wasn't allowed to ride his bike, feelsbad

[CherryPopinski]

Made my 2nd grade teacher cry because I tried to trade in one of her books at a book fair

Tripped a girl on purpose in the 4th grade once

Usually I’m very docile and nice but when I was a kid I definitely had moments where I gave no fukks

[PowerPal]

huh...lol
did she pretend to be asleep?

nah my brother and I were staying at her house, she was blackout drunk and fell asleep on her bed. We peeked in her room and notice she was asleep with only panties and bra and the panties were slid to the side exposing her pussy. Brother dared me to lick it, I did it lol srs. She is unaware. fkn lols are at when we are at family gatherings, brother is always giggling when my auntie is talking to me.

[Sinan09400]

nah my brother and I were staying at her house, she was blackout drunk and fell asleep on her bed. We peeked in her room and notice she was asleep with only panties and bra and the panties were slid to the side exposing her pussy. Brother dared me to lick it, I did it lol srs. She is unaware. fkn lols are at when we are at family gatherings, brother is always giggling when my auntie is talking to me.

Wtf lmao isnt that rape.

[MyBaddBrah]

- Pushed my babysitter to the ground when she was trying to turn the TV off because a movie was showing tits

- As a teen, my Mom bought me a 6" Subway sandwich instead of a footlong. I took the sandwich and slammed it on the ground.

- Killed some frogs with fireworks and throwing them off balconies.

- Executed a bird with a pellet gun because it's wing was already broken.


That's it, srs. All before 15 or so.

[RackaDo]

nice try fbi

[Blazenwave]

Among a lot of things one memory is particularly funny to me. In elementary school I threw a half full water bottle (empty enough to get some speed, but still enough mass to cause damage) at a kid who was on the swing. It was a sniper shot. He fell off and started crying. I don't really remember why I did that, because I didn't even know the kid or have any problem with him lol. Crazy thing is I didn't really get in trouble. I remember I got scolded by an adult, but nothing past that, I don't think anybody saw it happen.

[badbl00d]

Vandalized some school buses with friends by breaking out the back window with rocks.

That’s literally it.

[inkie77]

tied up my brother's friend that stayed over for a sleepover and shot him with a bb gun several times

[wincel]

u guys are why school shooters happen srs

[phaginator]

-made almost all my female teachers cry since year 3
-stole my best friends Pokemon cards
-licked my aunties pussy while she was asleep
-stole heaps of chocolate bars from the local store
-shat on the toilet seat at school and blamed it on some else, he got expelled
-in the middle of the night, pissed on almost all the door handles at school

prob done more. will add later

Wtf at nr 3 mang...


da fck.


Even the kangaroos are more civilized than the humans living on your island

[Hutrapper]

I was a nice kid. Didnt do too much bad stuff.


Couldn't make it one day when I was playing in the bush...

Made it down the driveway and almost across the yard and had to go, so took a chit in the middle of the driveway when I was about 7

thats all I got

[TuskV]

The subhumanity of some people is out of control

[BulkingIsHard]

Some girl in like 3rd grade got triggered whenever someone made a clicking noise with their tongue, not sure if it is classified as Misophonia or something else. We always tortured her for fun.

[Drew23]

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[Drew23]

nah my brother and I were staying at her house, she was blackout drunk and fell asleep on her bed. We peeked in her room and notice she was asleep with only panties and bra and the panties were slid to the side exposing her pussy. Brother dared me to lick it, I did it lol srs. She is unaware. fkn lols are at when we are at family gatherings, brother is always giggling when my auntie is talking to me.

Pics of auntie?

[BulkingIsHard]

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

gotta be fake but lold if legit

[snailsrus]

Got in a fight with a boy in art class and broke his nose

[ramimotemem]

No way man

[Drew23]

gotta be fake but lold if legit

Do you even Goonies brah?

[PassiveLearner]

-made almost all my female teachers cry since year 3
-stole my best friends Pokemon cards
-licked my aunties pussy while she was asleep
-stole heaps of chocolate bars from the local store
-shat on the toilet seat at school and blamed it on some else, he got expelled
-in the middle of the night, pissed on almost all the door handles at school

prob done more. will add later

Wow you really are a piece of shyt (srs)

[low_clazz]

nah my brother and I were staying at her house, she was blackout drunk and fell asleep on her bed. We peeked in her room and notice she was asleep with only panties and bra and the panties were slid to the side exposing her pussy. Brother dared me to lick it, I did it lol srs. She is unaware. fkn lols are at when we are at family gatherings, brother is always giggling when my auntie is talking to me.

how old were you?

[MajorTendonitis]

In art class in grade 5 , I noticed when you roll up that large construction paper like a megaphone , that I could mimic the pa speakers in the hallway quite well .
So at the end of the school day when we were at our lockers , I’d call the honour student into the principals office .
I’d do my prank,then duck into the doorway ,and then lol when he looked up at the speaker in the hallway and proceed to the office every time.
The secretary must have thought that he was loosing it lol

[overtrainbrah]

-made almost all my female teachers cry since year 3
-stole my best friends Pokemon cards
-licked my aunties pussy while she was asleep
-stole heaps of chocolate bars from the local store
-shat on the toilet seat at school and blamed it on some else, he got expelled
-in the middle of the night, pissed on almost all the door handles at school

prob done more. will add later

fuking lol, first post and thread is already over, ggwp

[Amleben]

Scammed some idiot of a 20$ card in an online card rpg.

I do regret it little because he was so stupid he would have either lost it to scammers (there were hundreds in a thousand) or quit the game with the card never to be seen again because i would have not gotten into it.

I actually made ~600$ cards out of this single 20$ card.

But I gifted it all away.

Thats the worst and only bad thing Ive done.

[TBO1313]

Occasionally I'll remember these two things and cringe. I did some bad chit but these 2 stick out since I was picking on people who were already picked on enough. It was wrong of me and I feel terrible about it

When I was in 6th grade I was on the wrestling team. There was a fat kid on the team who was terrible. Like couldn't beat people 70lbs lighter than him and he was annoying. Some of the other high school guys held him down and told all us younger guys to slap his stomach until it turned blood red and we all did till the dude was crying. I felt horrible about it but was scared the older kids would start fukn with me. We ended up cool and the next year that dude bought me my first pack of cigs lol

Playing basketball in high school there was this kid who wanted to try out for the team so he would scrimmage with us. He wasn't that fat but had the biggest manboobs I've ever seen. They looked feminine and were at least a full C maybe even D cups and the coach would put him on the skins team every single time. I'm hyper competitive to begin with and was in a particularly foul mood one day after I had recently got ghosted by my gf of over a year, seriously she went to college and after a month went NC on me without saying chit, this kid started going over back every time I got the ball and fouling the chit outta me. I told him a couple of times not to do it again or I would fuk him up. He didn't listen so I cleared him out with my elbow. Everyone immediately looked at me all crazy and I just said that I told him to stop but he didn't listen and then I looked over at him. After like 10 seconds his eye was already black and swollen shut. I apologized but the damage was done. His parents sent him to different school after that. I still feel like chit about this one. I'll give him credit for being a brave one. I'm a super laid back guy but It was pretty well known not to fuk with me during the games/practices and he wasn't scared

[GaryRidgway]

started fires for fun