My Miscer Buddy Is On Hinge and Scheduled 4 Gals to Come to My House Tomorrow

[Ratfish]

And I invited a gal I know over as well

So it's gonna be a 2:5 ratio and the ones he invited all think they're gonna have no competition

Has anyone done this?

Are they all gonna flake and we're gonna be competitively fukking our hands? (no hombre)

Are they gonna freak out and try to destroy my house?

Is there an episode of Three's Company like this?

Should I wear a toupee?

Thanks for any dialed advices

[ErnieMccracken]

Your best bet is to get them chithoused quickly, before they think better of it and leave for greener pastures.

Then break out the nude twister and you can finish the rest.

[ErnieMccracken]

Youre a loser OP srs

You made an alt just to hate on people while protecting your precious squares? SAD!

[DieselZ]

negged

[WoofieNugget]

If it's real what will probably happen is the girls will show up and realize what happened.

Then, if they think you're both hot enough they might start to get catty with each other. But more than likely they will get pissed and just make fun of you and leave.

Either way please video.

[GordonXXX]

nobody knows what will happen but just make sure you have plenty of cold booze, tasty snacks, and good music ready regardless. and i don't mean that depressing hipster shiit.

[havoc00]

Sounds fun tbh

[legbroke]

Friend recently told me his current gf wound up in a situation like this before she met him. Some rich dude invited a bunch of them to his (parents') mansion.

Apparently they were kinda miffed, but most/all stayed "to drink the free alcohol."

[SteadyFlexOnU]

They will be disappointed when they see you lol

[ErnieMccracken]

Friend recently told me his current gf wound up in a situation like this before she met him. Some rich dude invited a bunch of them to his (parents') mansion.

Apparently they were kinda miffed, but most/all stayed "to drink the free alcohol."

Does it strike you that his girl is greatly minimizing her role in this orgy situation?

[r32gojirra]

No advice but will be an interesting social experiment iff none of them flakes

They will be disappointed when they see you lol

Jestermaxxing will need to be on point

[GordonXXX]

And I invited a gal I know over as well

So it's gonna be a 2:5 ratio and the ones he invited all think they're gonna have no competition

Has anyone done this?

Are they all gonna flake and we're gonna be competitively fukking our hands? (no hombre)

Are they gonna freak out and try to destroy my house?

Is there an episode of Three's Company like this?

Should I wear a toupee?

Thanks for any dialed advices

or the joke is on you when Tyrone, LeRoy, and Jamal show up. wait, are there even any BP in Oregon?

[legbroke]

Does it strike you that his girl is greatly minimizing her role in this orgy situation?

Indeed it does.

[KathleenRyan]

Pics of the events.

GL on the orgy.

[Omnivium]

The thing about your house is you can easily set up a camera and record it and upload it to the misc

[Droopdx]

Your buds 4 dates all think they’re meeting up with him one on one?

[legbroke]

The thing about your house is you can easily set up a camera and record it and upload it to the misc

Surely that can't go wrong twice.

[Ratfish]

They will be disappointed when they see you lol

damn, that was a fairly steady flex srs

doesn't matter what Cyrano looks like though hehe

or the joke is on you when Tyrone, LeRoy, and Jamal show up. wait, are there even any BP in Oregon?

not sure, don't move in those circles. i'll load a shottie just in case wait wut

Your buds 4 dates all think they’re meeting up with him one on one?

nah, they all think they're coming to my house for a small get together. since i broke up with that sloot on monday, i had to invite that ex of my buddy's that i ended up in bed with that one time

i realize now that i didn't need to do that at all because initially it was gonna be him and 1 gal and me fukking my hand

[yokecel]

Livestream it for the misc

[Ratfish]

Livestream it for the misc

i'll mos def ninja a vid

[Krackerjacked]

Sounds fun tbh

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[AgentSkyhawk]

One probably gonna flake

in4 the vids

[OutdoorsBrah]

Just wear this officially licensed RatFish mask and your all set.
















SRS

[Glutebrahhh]

Vid / live stream could be epic bruh...

[Ratfish]

Vid / live stream could be epic bruh...

inb4 he gets catfished and they get ratfished hehe

[bigdownunder]

How many of the 5 are hot?

If 1 or 2 are pigs you should invite another buddy to make it a 3/5 ratio.

[Ratfish]

How many of the 5 are hot?

If 1 or 2 are pigs you should invite another buddy to make it a 3/5 ratio.

i used to match the numbers to help out my buddies, but i think we're just gonna keep it all to ourselves from now on. pretty sure he has basically the same scenario lined up for saturday and next weekend too. might have to start branching out beyond friday and saturday

chit is getting funny

[Nonsense916]

Invite me *******

[Ratfish]

Invite me *******

2 chads is plenty, brehddy

[LateShow]

Innn2see ratfishing

Stream it