Girlfriend might be pregnant

[Brotatoch1p]

good goin chief, I plan to knock my girl up next week or the week after. every other moron has shot at least one or two tards out by my age, and I'm pretty sure it would be a shame not to spread my genetics seeing as my genetics are pretty fukin awesome and theres only shiet tier genetics left in the pool for the main part so its kinda my duty..

[Eatforgains]

Her period is late. She took a test this morning and it was positive. This afternoon a second test...no pink line at all...negative. Tonight she took a third test. Faint pink line.

FML

Hope you like her.. shiz about to hit the fan

[Devils]

That's what you get for being irresponsible. I feel bad for the child having to be born addicted to crack.
The worst thing is to bring an unwanted child into a a poor existence.

Everyone is born into the world fighting for survival. If it's not drugs then it would be something else, war, famine, starvation. If our ancestors had that attitude and gave up like you there wouldn't be our culture or history. It would be meaningless existence.

A child born into the worst circumstances has the potential to lift themselves up to greatness if given the chance. There is evidence all through history of this for me to be wrong.

[5tfihsmgidarap]

I agree with devil's, I can't wait to watch my lil son dunking a basketball into his fisher hoop and cheering for him. Gonna probably have kids by 30, just lol at thinking bachelor life > fatherhood

[Ratfish]

[Godfrd824]

Everyone is born into the world fighting for survival. If it's not drugs then it would be something else, war, famine, starvation. If our ancestors had that attitude and gave up like you there wouldn't be our culture or history. It would be meaningless existence.

A child born into the worst circumstances has the potential to lift themselves up to greatness if given the chance. There is evidence all through history of this for me to be wrong.

Not like me, I'm gonna make sure my kids have every advantage in the world. Step one, not having them with a random girl by accident.

[PepperedAngus]

Any idea who the father is?

[Smudge_]

congrats!

[snailsrus]

That's what you get for being irresponsible. I feel bad for the child having to be born addicted to crack.



The worst thing is to bring an unwanted child into a a poor existence.

how do you know the baby’s going to be addicted to crack?


Op how old is she? I wish my period was that regular. Lol

[datclownbaby]

Might lol

Just make sure it's yours

[jasticus]

This is why I made it so xant have kids

[Cloudmen]

[stupid000]

Read first page.

Pics?

[ArtistBrahs]

Hopefully you are settled in career and finance. The worst part of having kids is money and child support if/when seperated plus other men she dates raising kid.

Otherwise congrats.

[jason1986]

how do you know the baby’s going to be addicted to crack?


Op how old is she? I wish my period was that regular. Lol

She's 25.

[AgentSkyhawk]

Not getting rinsed but if i did i'd pour 1 out for you OP.

Any positive preggo test is usually guaranteed. No such thing as false positive. Shes eitjer producong hcg or not buddy.

Game over for you.
You're attached to this woman in some capacity for 18 years now.

this. HCG is a high, more than likely sign, right next to ultrasound pics, fetal heart sounds, all that other chit

So? You get an opportunity to finally be a man and not a kunt stain.

Should be cracking a beer and be absolutely elated. What’s wrong with all you slack jawed *******s?

"Being a man" Means having a kid? lmao All the baby daddies on Maury and Jerry Springer would bow to you if they could.

The problem is OP didn't think about having kids, scheduling hospital visits to check on the progression of the kid, talking to the girl about diet that she needs to stick with(miss me with the "room for 2" bullchit), and vices she need to give up. If it was, he wouldn't be saying FML

He's created a permanent situation with a temporary woman because that pull out game was trash or he didn't wear a condom.

Get a DNA test before signing the birth certificate. You could always have been cucked

This man is smart OP. if you sign that chit and you aint the daddy, them 18 years aint gonna look nice on you yo

[snailsrus]

She's 25.

at least she’s not pushing 35

And your still young for a dude

Unless you were dead set on never having kids this could be a good thing. Imagine being mid 40’s and realizing you want kids

[davik]

its good to be black pilled! muahahahahahahahaha

[A-GAME]

Girlfriend might be pregnant. Her period is late. She took a test this morning and it was positive. This afternoon a second test...no pink line at all...negative. Tonight she took a third test. Faint pink line.

FML

It ain't mine. I rubbered up. I'll take a blood test, *******.

[Anorexilla]

Well, if she is then you need to have a very serious talk with her.

What do you want, and what does she want?

[Dennis71]

Imagine being mid 40’s and realizing you want kids

This doesnt happen for men usually.

[SteinerSteve]

Great news OP congrats!!

[meteoraniac]

if you could choose a positive between covid and gf pregnant, which would you choose OP?

[CougarP01]

Www.nombresdebebe.es

[ThePoz]

We went out and bought some more tests. One to take first thing in the morning.

Stop buying pregnancy tests and just visit her doctor.

[smashedurgfx10]

congratulations !

lold

Great news OP congrats!!

lold

congrats!

lold

[RackaDo]

Either buy a ring or buy a plane ticket

your call op

[DSTEE]

Lol you're 34 and not 24. No need to "fml" about it

[jason1986]

2 positive tests this morning.

Still in shock

[KirkMcquest]

You should be glad this is a great thing, Im happy for you. Your life is about to get so much fuller. Congrats.