Straight brahs. Would you do a gay porn shoot for 5 million dollars?

[GravityLee]

Im pretty good at disguising myself. No one would recognize me srs.

[Frank Drebin]

**** no

[anonkunbrah]

wood do it for free no homo

[WorldClassDBag]

only if i can do it with the two posters below me

[FIREnICE]

i'd have a lot of free nights to cry about it in shame retired somewhere on an island

[DolphinPilot]

lmao at questions like these. Eventually that money is going to all get spent and you will be left with a severe repulsion towards yourself and a lack of dignity. In addition to memories of some cock in yer butt

[WorldClassDBag]

i'd have a lot of free nights to cry about it in shame retired somewhere on an island

lmao at questions like these. Eventually that money is going to all get spent and you will be left with a severe repulsion towards yourself and a lack of dignity. In addition to memories of some cock in yer butt

so you're the two lucky guys. so when do you guys wanna film?

[UltraInstinct]

5 million worth of BTC yes.....5 million USD, the fiat not backed by anything? No ty

[DolphinPilot]

so you're the two lucky guys. so when do you guys wanna film?

hold on let me bleach my anus first

[L0rdHumongous]

Yeah cause if anyone recognized me from it it I'd just call them a ******* for watching gay porn.

Raped. Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman put Butters' dink in his mouth while Butters was sleeping and took a pic. Cartman showed the pic to everyone in order to claim that Butters was gay.

[2thTEE82]

We've all chitted out chit logs that were 6" + in diameter and we're still alive and breathing today. Taking in a measly 2" diameter of a penor is no biggie, literally.

Now, getting paid 5 mill? Ooh, that's really biggie so gimme gimme.

[Brozart]

lmao at questions like these. Eventually that money is going to all get spent and you will be left with a severe repulsion towards yourself and a lack of dignity. In addition to memories of some cock in yer butt

brb just dropping it in the bank and leaving it, brb making a decent wage from interest alone, brb reinvesting in gay porn production aimed towards misc audience, brb turning $5m into $1b

We've all chitted out chit logs that were 6" + in diameter

do you know what diameter means kunt

[2thTEE82]

do you know what diameter means kunt

No, diameter doesn't mean kunt.

It's the girth/thickness of the wiener.

[Brozart]

No, diameter doesn't mean kunt.

It's the girth/thickness of the wiener.

do you know what diameter means, kunt?

i think you may mean to refer to circumference, i don't know about you, but i sure as fuk have never taken a chit of 6" diameter

[Maoriboi9]

do you know what diameter means, kunt?

i think you may mean to refer to circumference, i don't know about you, but i sure as fuk have never taken a chit of 6" diameter

Lol

[johnvee73]

Yes.

BUT!

Only if I could choose who the two were.

One would be Ryan reynolds, the other I'm not sure, would have to be a pretty handsome well built dude.

And I'm not a *******, but 5 million is a lot of money.

[iifymbro]

[sooby]

fuk yes no homo

who gives a fuk, people you know are probably not going to recognize that it's you. What are the chances of somebody that you know, searches gay porn, on a specific website, actually finds the specific video, actually makes that connection. Just don't make friends with *******s. Get like a different haircut or something so you're unrecognizable.

Even if they do IDGAF lol. Although family members would be suspicious of how I made that money. I'll just say I invested it in bitcoin lmao and it would suck if a family member actually found out but WTF are they doing watching gay chit lmao they snitchin on themselves to snitch you out. If they do find out I'll just pay them a couple thousand to stfu.





Lol if you think being an extremely gay beta-cuck for 15 minutes is worse than being a wagie/salaried/tradie/office cuck for 40+ years. You're fuking stupid and actually a bigger ******* for not taking the offer, provided there are no risk for STDs. You would rather be cucked for your whole life then trade in 15 minutes of shame just LMFAOOOO.

Yeah i'll be laughing to the bank the next day and sitting on the couch with a sore ass watching cartoons while you're at your tradie job looking forward to your lunch that consists of monster energy drinks and subway LMFAOOO.

[Lucianus]

We've all chitted out chit logs that were 6" + in diameter and we're still alive and breathing today. Taking in a measly 2" diameter of a penor is no biggie, literally.

Now, getting paid 5 mill? Ooh, that's really biggie so gimme gimme.

brb just dropping it in the bank and leaving it, brb making a decent wage from interest alone, brb reinvesting in gay porn production aimed towards misc audience, brb turning $5m into $1b


do you know what diameter means kunt

I'd like a 3some with you two. If you ever get offered the $5 million for a vid, PM me bbys.

[IDefineMyself]

[deadhead6391]

100% no homo but yeah. Thats more money than ill most likely ever have. 30 minutes of shame for a lifetime of freedom seems like a pretty good trade.

[Brozart]

I'd like a 3some with you two. If you ever get offered the $5 million for a vid, PM me bbys.

oh you like an angry fuk huh you little twink bitch



edit: ...(no homo)

[legalism]

probably not. i would have to experiment with trannies first.

[CommonPheasant]

I'll be the boom mic operator for $100,000.

[Lucianus]

oh you like an angry fuk huh you little twink bitch



edit: ...(no homo)

omg hnnnnnnnggggg

[AutistTrigger]

Is the film being made by No Homo Productions?

[Train57]

as a broke college student id do it for 500k

[guest89]

Hell yes. Invest 2 mil in real estate and 2 mil in the market then live it up on the other mil for a year while my investments generate a nice passive income. Assuming you earn as little as 10% returns you'll have 400k per year in a passive income.


With that kind of exposure I'd probably start my own little studio like GDP or something for the lulz. After I've smashed 100 college girls and broadcasted it on the internet nobody will remember those two cawks. Except maybe my mother and my butthole.

[marcus03svt]

lube me up and cut the check brah

[Brozart]

nobody will remember those two cawks. Except maybe my mother and my butthole.

lol @ u if you care what anyone who isn't your mother thinks