Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

[cls91]

Need some help with a response. I planned to meet her next weekend a few days ago, but wanted to keep me in her mind so I sent her a text. I've been playing this stupid roleplay of me being her husband that wants to divorce her but is willing to work on it (gay.. i know, but its working). I kinda backed myself into a corner with this one. Can anyone help me with some 'ideas?'


Me: I've been thinking a lot about our impending divorce.
I have some ideas.
Her: Haha what are these ideas?
Me: I don’t know if I should tell you...
Her: Lol I think you have too
You gonna tell me?

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwXanLZfvrQ

^ that's going to be you (except female of course), so it's probably best that we put this divorce on hold and save the countless nights of crying alone with a tub of Ben and Jerrys"




Then use that to transition to talking about movies, ice cream, food.... anything other than that stupid role-play scenario you have going on.

(and if she doesn't get the Anchorman reference, then what's the point in talking to her anyways )

[Kblavkalash]

Going to delete tinder soon. No good matches at all. Whales/goblins. I guess I am ugly lol

No hits on OKC either.

BRB driving up to new river gorge dam to jump lol

you cannot really expect to get any matches on OKC (or any app which allows to put your height) in this day and age. I´d really suggest you try something IRL, hit bars, clubs, just enjoy yourself. If you´re short and/or < avg looking, online dating will be depressing

[Serenadium]

I'm pretty big for my size already but I'm just going to keep pushing it. If you were a real bodybuilder, you'd understand that gaining weight/muscle for just a few months is necessary for the gains to show on your next cut. However, this is dating we're talking about, not bodybuilding.

And as for your friend, he has something to make up for being 5'4, whether it's money, a really good career to pad his lifestyle, or whatever.

The reality is that short dudes have it rough. I have have 103 matches on Tinder since...Tuesday? And most are whales/goblins. I swipe on everyone. And the ones I want that I'v matched with? They never reply because they have better options than me. Truth.

I'd rather not settle for less and rather stay single. Right now, I'm talking to two girls that I really like.

I honestly never get matched with 4/10s or higher.




Truth. This isn't a negative mentality.



Being on gear, it has honestly aged me. I look different now than I did four or five years ago but then again, I am 29 now. I'll go on my cruise and try to just maintain a really lean diet till I prep for my next BB show.

You are not playing your cards right and maximising your tinder profile/game effectiveness.

You may be short but you are white. A white manlet still crushes manmore, handsome ethnicels. Despite all that I have still seen ethnicels get laid off tinder.

[Sway12]

Just to confirm - if you are only being shown ugly (real ugly not "oh she's only a 6" miscer standard ugly girls after 24 hours that means you are getting left swiped by all the hot ones yeah?

And jitteryjoes I know that feel difference is a short upper jaw not a short height is fking me over :/

[sword_]

2 of 3 current prospects flaked this weekend. surprise surprise. it's like every week I get a couple numbers from attractive women. we txt for a few days, try to set something up...they delay and reschedule...so we go NC and repeat step 1.

then maybe once a month like 4 matches will come through at once and all want to meet immediately. funny how that works.

Know that feel about flakes. Texting for a while then flake.

Got liked by this chick. notbadobama.jpg





Pretty sure she's in Austin which I frequent a bit and have coworkers in the Austin office.

[dudebruh]

Know that feel about flakes. Texting for a while then flake.

Got liked by this chick. notbadobama.jpg

Pretty sure she's in Austin which I frequent a bit and have coworkers in the Austin office.

sounds like a grade A kunt there mate. "i'm well & i'm grinding.' lol just lol.

brahs is it a big mistake to have no social proof photos in your profile? i've been out of the game for a while and just restarting

[MakingGaines]

went out for my first tinder date in a few weeks. pretty cool chick probs 6-7/10 misc standards, but brought up her hex bf multiple times, feminist and a few other red flags. Got out of there pretty quick

[Ralph Wiggum]

went out for my first tinder date in a few weeks. pretty cool chick probs 6-7/10 misc standards, but brought up her hex bf multiple times, feminist and a few other red flags. Got out of there pretty quick

Smash and dash bro. Wtf is your problem?

[MakingGaines]

just couldnt be ****ed

[rampitup]

Any girl that says she doesn't want a relationship is lying. They just say that to appear all cool and chill to win you over. It's actually quite cute to see. They'll say things like 'I don't really have time for one right now' etc., but let's face it, when girls catch feels they make the man the centre of their universe and plus.. girls can't stand being alone. They'd sooner be in a relationship with ANYONE and then just upgrade when they can, rather than waiting for the right man, since they don't really feel guilt the way that a guy would, if he was just with a girl knowing he's looking to move on as soon as the opportunity arises.


The only ones that genuinely don't want relationships are those that are washed up and have given up on men. I'd say they have to be 30's before they reach this stage.

[sword_]

So this chick works in another office with my same company.

[abroom]

Has anyone else been noticing a lot of bots lately? Seems like every other person is a bot nowadays.

[sword_]

Has anyone else been noticing a lot of bots lately? Seems like every other person is a bot nowadays.

Yes.

[Sway12]

Dunno if this has already been posted but:



You are so fked if your not in the top 20%

[sword_]

Dunno if this has already been posted but:



You are so fked if your not in the top 20%

How many times will **** like this be posted??

[USAPump]

Just came back from another Tinder date.



Got matched in the morning when I woke up, talked for a bit then she said we should go for breakfast. Took her to a cheap but good local burger joint so I don't lose much money if things don't click. It felt alright. Not as good as some of the dates I've had with previous girls though. I didn't feel much of a connection here. Might just FWB this one.

[chismarraco]

For me this app is useless after 3 days. It's always the same. Reset, I get like 6-8 matches the first day and after a couple of days I get no matches.

[goodcupcakes]

These trannies are getting more convincing. There are so many in the ATL way more than you would think. Wouldn't have even known but she slips it in there at the end of the bio. Most of the time I skim the bio at best or more likely didnotreadlol.jpeg

[semelc]

These trannies are getting more convincing. There are so many in the ATL way more than you would think. Wouldn't have even known but she slips it in there at the end of the bio. Most of the time I skim the bio at best or more likely didnotreadlol.jpeg

**** I'd smash

[sword_]

Atlanta has a large LGBT population.

[coozapalooza]

[cmmx]

lol

anyone know how to disable the notification about likes being replenished that appears after the 12-hour period. there doesnt seem to be a setting for this. i still want notifications for new matches/messages

i asked tinder support and of course they just provide a canned generic response that completely misses the mark. are these guys outsourced from bot town or what. useless

[BRBMakingMoney]

You are so fked if your not in the top 20%

It's a good thing every single guy in this thread is in the top 20% looks/money/status of men in the world then.

Even if you are bottom of the barrel FA in the first world you still have easy access to 85% of the worlds female population, gotta love when dat der hypergamy works in your favor.

The verified accounts the female test account matched with were interesting. Who was 'Chance'? I wonder if verified accounts get unlimited superlikes giving them a HUGE advantage. Notice the VP at tinder had also superliked her, and by LA standards she wasn't THAT hot, so I assume for both of the verified accounts to 'waste' a superlike on her they get unlimited superlikes tipping the odds even further in their favor, tough to compete against that.

If I were working for tinder I'd give myself unlimited superlikes, obviously. I'd also log into the accounts of any supermodel tier girls I was working on and delete their other matches that I thought had a chance with her. We used to do this on online dating sites back in the day, hack into girls accounts and delete unread messages from the competition, that's how the mating game works, we're all competing, I'll take any edge I can get.

EDIT: Also he would have had a way higher than 27% match rate (I'd say around 80%+ true match rate), this just shows you the disparity between male/female swipe ratios. Most girls just never saw his profile because they don't swipe as much, hence the importance of being at the top of her swipe stack. Even she only had 70% when it would have most likely been 100%, so 30% of the men she swiped weren't actively swiping in that 1 day.

[LieutenantGains]

Fuk I miss moments so much

[goodcupcakes]

**** I'd smash

Atlanta has a large LGBT population.

I may have swiped right. N-n-no homo























jk I only like buttsecks with actual submissive females

[Dbowens]

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Guy on the left is probably a miscer.. total cuck

[ausman!]

It's a good thing every single guy in this thread is in the top 20% looks/money/status of men in the world then.

Even if you are bottom of the barrel FA in the first world you still have easy access to 85% of the worlds female population, gotta love when dat der hypergamy works in your favor.

The verified accounts the female test account matched with were interesting. Who was 'Chance'? I wonder if verified accounts get unlimited superlikes giving them a HUGE advantage. Notice the VP at tinder had also superliked her, and by LA standards she wasn't THAT hot, so I assume for both of the verified accounts to 'waste' a superlike on her they get unlimited superlikes tipping the odds even further in their favor, tough to compete against that.

If I were working for tinder I'd give myself unlimited superlikes, obviously. I'd also log into the accounts of any supermodel tier girls I was working on and delete their other matches that I thought had a chance with her. We used to do this on online dating sites back in the day, hack into girls accounts and delete unread messages from the competition, that's how the mating game works, we're all competing, I'll take any edge I can get.

EDIT: Also he would have had a way higher than 27% match rate (I'd say around 80%+ true match rate), this just shows you the disparity between male/female swipe ratios. Most girls just never saw his profile because they don't swipe as much, hence the importance of being at the top of her swipe stack. Even she only had 70% when it would have most likely been 100%, so 30% of the men she swiped weren't actively swiping in that 1 day.

Thought you said a while ago you were taking a break from tinder and was going to stop posting in here.

Your bump bot still working?

[adm1986]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Its lit. This is my ex's sister and can agree he is a bitch

[Aaronza]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Its lit. This is my ex's sister and can agree he is a bitch

[BRBMakingMoney]

Thought you said a while ago you were taking a break from tinder and was going to stop posting in here.

Your bump bot still working?

I say alot of things, and I generally rage quit tinder once a month... for about 4 days. TFW addict. Not actively using it atm as my roster is full but when the current prospect pipeline goes dry, we shall see.

I have moved away alot from the dtf pitching and one night smashes though and am (trying) to enjoy a more stable 'side girl' situation, but relationships with women tend to be about as stable as a house of cards when you're married to someone else.

And yes the bot is still working, running it for several clients atm probably one of the reasons I'm posting more with the influx of new interest.