Just got back from smashing my first tinder girl (pics included)

[MismatchSocks]

horrible financial decision
horrible health decision (random, tinder, apartment pool with millions of fungi that increases chances of contracting an STD and/or infection)
horrible all around

[TransformMeNao]

Damn. Well that's that huh.

[p5165]

Of course she's not the one of the right, such is life lmao
OP is a ******* for smashing ugly whales and inflating feminists ego, thirsty beta whiteknight

[p5165]

good job brah, I'm proud of you!

Someone has to bang the whales too! You did it for the team brah, you're a TEAM PLAYER. Saved the earth from 1 feminazi (assuming you fukked her good)

Those whales get their mailbox full from thirsty WK's like OP, don't you worry about them getting banged. It's the opposite problem, too many bangs = inflated ego. Inb4 she starts demanding a 6'4 CEO

[Detectivator]

You gotta slay a few dragons before you find your princess.

But that's a whale, not a dragon.

[anonymous]

[Xgamer791]

I can't even believe you spent that much money on a girl you don't even know, you should have made her buy her own drinks.

Not even impressed you smashed, text her back and tell her to give you back your $75.00.

[Chezdon]

$150 is subjective because OP could be ballin. But if he was ballin (must be doing ok to have an apartment pool) then he wouldn't be on a 2 year dry streak and shag shrek.

Body shots? That could be the saving grace...

[Aces_Inc]

she looks big as fuk cuz

LOLZ Great response

[Xgamer791]

I hope you learned a lesson Opie, don't ever spend money on a whale, if she doesn't want to buy her own drink than she will drain you financially in the future and prolly will protect her interests before yours. Maby if she was better looking than two drinks max but you did goof up pretty bad at $150.

[MikeKK]

Lol. I only ever get a sloot first drink if I find her hot I'll say first round is on me, makes her ex brassed sort of and she'll get the 2nd if she has decency. If she's meh looking then I'll get myself a drink and let her buy her own.

[thejudger]

don't care if this is fake but the pics are real and jesus, look at the size of that dome. and that's what it is, a dome, you could place her skull on a building and have michelangelo paint the insides of it

if she blew you you'd be getting moai head. she's stopped by border police looking for trafficked artifacts at every airport and they try to send her ass back to easter island.

she can stop a freight train with a headbutt. that skull is so massive a tribe of pygmies would carve a shrine out of it if they found it laying around.

she walks into a natural history museum and casually skullmogs blue whales and t-rexes.

she got dudes on her mind. literally, fully grown men wandering around inside that cavernous calcium complex which is her skull, lost due to how big it is. dudes are getting inside her head, literally

the chinese gonna get in on this and solve their bone powder dick pills supply issue forever. bajesus this skull is out of this world by which i mean it is its own planet, with little civilizations of little men living on it and having to develop complex mercador cartography techniques just to find their way around that massive skull

primitive tribes in the amazon making weapons out of jawbones could create an entire arsenal of two-handed longswords from her jaw.

how is this even possible, the chick on her right could wear her skull like a helmet, its like they are from 2 different species

lord have mercy

[JudgeHolden20]

lol misc act like 150 dollars is a ton of money

Honestly, it is for a tinder date.

[FPS75]

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

[thejudger]

Honestly, it is for a tinder date.

OP should consider the $150 the entrance fee to the freakshow of a lifetime

[CockeyJamel]

did op ever post pics of texts with this chick, i think he fraudin

[IzVenomous]

Phucking groce srs


OP you need to build a time machine and go back and stop yourself from ever swiping right srs

So much shame. Keep your cold streak alive next time brah srs

[Comboking]

[anonymous]

Sweet lord... Do you need hip surgery after letting that thing on top of you?

[higginsworks4me]

OP passed out in the bathtub while jerkin it to Univision.

[Kailito]

Age 26
Tinder girl age : 19

Inb4 pill Cosby

[CostaDelSalford]

talk about desperate.

[oakridgetiger]

Good job ending your 2 year cold streak, assuming it was also a dry spell but you shouldn't have spent $150 to do it.

And lol @ the folks in this thread bashing OP for getting some pussy when they aren't.

people like you are the reason why women act so entitled.

[nedrudrelyt01]

2 year cold streak?


I have never gone more than a month. you on date dere manlet time OP?

[FatJambob]

Bet she's got a bigger dik than me!!!

[Aaronza]

I shouldn't have scrolled down

[cromofo]

why not smash a nice hooker for 1 fiddy?

you moron. tinder girls are whores also, might aswell smash a good looking one,

[gibbypoo]

That's a man, OP

[scudda]

For $150 you should have smashed a nice looking escort.

That chic is ugly as fuk.

[Mercworx]

At least open is honest lol.


I would have kept this one to myself