Gimme 3 swords
Guts n Glory time
not srs about 3 swords
Wtf is blood rage chimpanzee though? Would actually coat swords in mixture of bleach/ammonia + Hold breath for as long as possible while chopping the fuk out of poisoned monkeys.
srs
If the other poster can use pcp/meth beforehand I'm sure ^ is allowed too lol
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07-23-2014, 01:25 AM #31The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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07-23-2014, 01:29 AM #33
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07-23-2014, 01:30 AM #34
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07-23-2014, 01:31 AM #35
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Well I can't imagine Chimpanzees being able to coordinate an assault on me very well, but I'm not going to have a sword in each hand, going to drop one immediately to make sure I don't **** up. I'd probably try it, my life isn't that great.
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07-23-2014, 01:33 AM #36
Nah dude. I have heard those guys are the most violent monkey.
Wait no that was orangutans.
Hmmm..
Those idiots don't know how to hold a bat..
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07-23-2014, 01:35 AM #37
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07-23-2014, 01:37 AM #38
I would kill everyone i´d see, from chimpan a to chimpanzee
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07-23-2014, 01:38 AM #39
first thing chimps do when they attack humans is go for the balls and try and rip them off
so fuk that
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07-23-2014, 01:43 AM #40
Das it mane.
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07-23-2014, 01:44 AM #41
i would just spin around in a circle like a tornado with the katanas out until they were all dead
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07-23-2014, 01:46 AM #42
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07-23-2014, 01:49 AM #43
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07-23-2014, 01:59 AM #44
4 with just a bat? Chimp = stronger which means the bat can be taken from you, so fk no.
4 with a proper katana? Definitely.
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07-23-2014, 02:26 AM #45
would kite the chimpanzees until they form a congo line like in WoW and i will proceed to execute a whirlwind with the dual samurai swords until they ded
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07-23-2014, 02:39 AM #46
srs having two katanas is unnecessary; you would have better chances with one that has a hand and a half hilt and using a two handed hold
katanas are designed and forged to cut through bone without stagger, bone regardless of human or chimp
chimps have no idea what a katana is or what it can do to them so their positioning and attack gestures would more than likely leave them extremely vulnerable
not arguing this would be easy task but you do have a reasonable chance at killing 4 regular chimps that are armed with bats if you had a proper katana and unlimited fighting space; have no idea what bloodrage, is disregarding itI do it for the lulz
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07-23-2014, 02:44 AM #47
[QUOTE=triglyceride;1271905801]not if you can stab him first
LOL @ thinking one stab would stop a chimp... Even if you got it in an major artery its still going to kill you for the next few minutes. Your only chance would be a shot the a nerve shot like the spine or neck.
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07-23-2014, 02:53 AM #48
I'd have to try. Can I wear a helmet?
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07-23-2014, 04:07 AM #49
hell yeah
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07-23-2014, 04:09 AM #50
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I think 1 chimp has the strength of 3 men? No thanks cory.
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07-23-2014, 04:09 AM #51
Lol even one chimp would wreck you.
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07-23-2014, 04:11 AM #52
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I think 1 chimp has the strength of 3 men? No thanks cory.also, chimps go for your nuts... they will mutilate your balls, as a form of dominance. Source: cousin is a vet
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07-23-2014, 04:12 AM #53
I beat Ninja Gaiden, those chimps better pepper their anguses
edit: never knew chimps were so jacked ^
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07-23-2014, 04:13 AM #54
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07-23-2014, 04:16 AM #55
brah i watched planet of the apes, i know how this ends. pass
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07-23-2014, 04:21 AM #56
if it was 1 chimp i would, he wuddnt use the bat and my samarai sword would be long enough to give me distance between him and me meaning i could kill him without him getting close
now tinking about it further, i wouldnt even do it for one, anything could happen, what if i trip and i drop the sword and i die. No thnx jeffsquat: 170KG/375lbs x 1
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07-23-2014, 04:25 AM #57
I don't think it works that way with animals. They tend to be very cautious and won't just run at your balls to the walls if you have the right body language. I've seen a man stare down a lion with nothing but a roll of toilet paper in his hand.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70g-ElVgd8
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07-23-2014, 04:28 AM #58
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