You get on a 15 hour plane ride and go to sit down and this is in the seat beside you

[MrTonedman]

Start jerking off ferociously while looking at her eyes without breaking eye contact.

[SF49ers]

Tell her as long as I have a face etc

[†ØrÇh]

Would go to jail for

[Akyyy]

Ask her why her shoes are so friggin big

[RedSoxfan1978]

I'd talk to her and buy her a drink if they offered it on the flight. What else would you do?!!

You've nothing to lose by talking to her. You've everything to gain.

Are people in this day and age that insecure!?
It's sad. I've always had the ability to talk to anyone from the get go. I can't imagine being afraid to speak to someone new.
I don't even fear public speaking whatsoever.

Good luck FA and anxiety brahs. It must suck. I'm sorry brahs.

[MitchtheMonst3r]

ignore her and if she ever asked/said anything just be chill with her like she was a 5/10. since its 15 hrs make sure my shoulder looks fawkin juicy as a place to sleep if she ends up there just be like ah its cool i didnt wanna wake you up. leave phone out unlocked bounce to the bathroom for a while see if she puts her number in etc etc.

[icyhot373k]

tell her to get her purse out of my phucking seat then re-watch the episode of manswers with exploding boobies and make sure she sees.

[AcetylCoA]

start crying because of the pressure

[Lamborg]

I'm 1 hour away from boarding a plane to new Zealand srs

Miscing from SFO

[Camwilsy]

Pay flight attendant to act like im a new pop star and get my autograph for her pretend 16 year old daughter, then when she asks who i am give her a name to bad she cant google it cause we are 30,000 feet in the air then proceed to tell her how i dress casually to try not attract attention because everyone noticing you is so annoying and chit like that proceed to fuk in bathroom stall then when she gets home and looks up my name to findout im a nobody then I'll be chillin in my room thinking das it mang

[brianamb52]

what do you do?

rape conviction time..


in b4 #YesAllWomen

[EaglesBrah10]

start ordering drinks, then spill water on her, then pull a gun on her while i fap

[weightsb4dates]

Ask if shell swap me for the window so the cart doesn't bang my elbows lol wide brah checking in

[Phobaphobia]

Pretend to dose off.. onto her shoulder.. then onto her funbags.

[thebastards]

Get mad because she has a window seat but looks at her phone..

Let me use it to full potential

[Krunk Fu]

Sometimes I'll sit next to a cute girl and hope the persons who seat it is doesn't show or sits somewhere else. Also, love striking up convos in airports or on plans in general.

[stainersxm]

I've had a crush for years....