op your gf is secretly mad at the sloot because the sloot is taking big cawks daily and your gf is stuck with you.
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your gf could be secretly bi- and wants to have a 3 some with said sloot ..... who knows!
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Groce.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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