Your at the club, and you get slapped in the face by a girl, wat do

[tehczar]

Srs

[bonerise]

wish i could hit her back, but every single male would probably come to her rescue

[Metalhead44]

If i hit back
-Wks
-bouncers
-wk police officers


Id just call her a bitch and walk away

[ClutchNastii671]

choke that sloot out

[Petorius12]

pretend to be ghey when i hit her in the face. nobody will hit me. if they do=hate crime


profit?

[Zca4]

Depends if I deserved it or not.

If I wasn't being a cheeky kunt and didn't deserve it I would promptly slap her drink out of her hand and then casually toss mine in her face while heading to the bar to get another one.

[Snipes91]

Laugh hard enough to piss her off even more

[viewtifulBrah]

Had this happened before expect i was sitting down and she kicked me in the face, immediately got up and pushed her, wk came swarming and got in a fight with her male cousin (beat that manlets ass) then she started screaming why i didnt want to fuk her, left like an alpha male

[ISmokeTooMuch]

kunt punt her

nah jk id just run home and post about it on the misc and tell everyone i kunt punted her for reps

[tehczar]

Ill tell You guys wat happened.


IDK the exact details, i was a little faded. But I started telling her how she was poor and poverty, I said I had a BMW and a nice ass crib(lie). She's like you're so disrespectful blah blah blah!

I actually used the poverty lines! Like you probably have a poverty car and poverty clothes...

Then she's like ***SLAP*** on my neck, not the face but more of my neck. Then the security showed up and I told them that I was just bragging but there was no reason for her to hit me, thus you should kick her out. I think they did! The guy was like nodding about my story and took off looking for her her. I even had witnesses on my side saying she attacked me.

[RBS30T]

"Is that all you've got"

[Janato]

throw my drink in her hair

[FAH_Q]

bear hug of peace

[momat94]

In the club....Im not a rapper so I dont really go to clubs

[wackyblacky]

would not slap back , this would happen

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[Zca4]

would not slap back , this would happen

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ROFL. HOLY FUK what a pussy. Look how many ***gits surrounded him within 30 seconds.

[AestheticNoz]

If i hit back
-Wks
-bouncers
-wk police officers


Id just call her a bitch and walk away

This but i would upgrade bitch to keunt

[SpeedMan1]

I would literally beat the chit out of her right there and then.

And if any WK try to intervene I would stab them with my hunting knife. And yes it will be worth the prison time.

[socrates07]

would not slap back , this would happen

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God plz explain to me why when I beg for death every other night you can't just like.. you know do that for me?

[BosnianBuilder]

Had this happened before expect i was sitting down and she kicked me in the face, immediately got up and pushed her, wk came swarming and got in a fight with her male cousin (beat that manlets ass) then she started screaming why i didnt want to fuk her, left like an alpha male

stats: 5'7

[kingkongdong1]

would not slap back , this would happen

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This really rustled me. " How can she slap!!"

[Achilles1994]

Give her a hard push. srs

[valiantmiller16]

i'm deadly serious i would stomp her head untill it's mush.....every bouncer in that club would have too hold me back and it's not stopped me before if i had a weapon i'd stab her

[ThatKindaGuy]

I put on a smirk and look her in the eyes until she walks away.

Then I rub my face where she slapped me while smiling, looking around with confidence and making eye contact with all the ladies that are looking over.

Most of them will be curious how I could cause this outburst of emotion in another women and think she caught me flirting with another girl or that I have rejected her, both indication that I am game to flirt and meet someone (new).

In all likelihood I go home with some slut who saw the incident.

[tk217]

Ill tell You guys wat happened.


IDK the exact details, i was a little faded. But I started telling her how she was poor and poverty, I said I had a BMW and a nice ass crib(lie). She's like you're so disrespectful blah blah blah!

I actually used the poverty lines! Like you probably have a poverty car and poverty clothes...

Then she's like ***SLAP*** on my neck, not the face but more of my neck. Then the security showed up and I told them that I was just bragging but there was no reason for her to hit me, thus you should kick her out. I think they did! The guy was like nodding about my story and took off looking for her her. I even had witnesses on my side saying she attacked me.

The only reason you didn't get beat to hell.

[UxDOWN]

Laugh hard enough to piss her off even more

This!

[XTCGeneration]

I say ''Please, may i have another one?''

[asianbruh]

LOL had this happen to me before. Walk away and have faith that bish will get kicked out/get what's coming for her.

[syth1230]

laugh in her face and be prepared for more slaps/kick to the balls so i can stop/evade them. Do this until she gets frustrated and ruin her night. I on the other hand will be loling with my mates the rest of the night.

[gameNlift]

Has happened to me while waiting to get into a bar. These two 4/10s (that's real life standards - not misc) decide to cut a bunch of people waiting in line and get right in front of the group I was with.

Everyone was pissed and I was too so I'm like: "oh, look at these two special ones cutting everyone"

One of the girls immediately turned around and slapped me right across the face. Really random and uncalled for, girl had obviously been drinking. I'd been drinking too tho so I didn't feel a thing.

At this point everyone was super pissed and we were all like wtf?

I would have loved to slap her back and make her bitch ass crumble to the ground or perhaps spit in her face but I maintained my composure.


So I say, loud enough so everyone can hear - "Wow, look at how pretty you are! Normally getting slapped for no reason would piss me off but you are just so damn beautiful, I'm not even mad!"- said it in an extremely sarcastic tone.

I say to my group and everyone in line " Don't y'all agree, that this little girl is gorgeous? I mean look at her!!!"

Everyone starts laughing, and some rando girl in line says NO and thinks they should go to the back, though the two bitches never did. They just awkwardly sat there.

So I think I handled the situation decently though I'm sure slapping, punching, or spitting on her would have felt awesome. I just wasn't about to risk it. Hitting girls isn't something i could see myself doing unless they threatened a family member or close friend.