RH Chat 22: Taking Turns Working the Wrong Side of the Glory Hole

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

what is MOT, tiffany?

It's an annual test of roadworthiness of your vehicle. You have to have it. You can't get insurance if you don't have one and if it expires your insurance is invalid until you get one.

British slang for dildo

That's buzzywhizz tallywacker

[Fire8085]

lol i started a thread titled "How to sneak plan b into a girls drink/food?"

Got a lot of responses before the mods deleted it.

[TheJizzler]

If I plan on not doing sh*t in class I just don't go. Or if it's mandatory attendance but the class is pointless (such as a stupid teacher reading directly off Ppt with no useful additional input) I will sit on my phone the whole time no fuks given. I don't respect professors who do that rather than legitimately teach and interact. I had this Chinese TA that no one could understand for my calculus recitations, but attendance was mandatory and there was a quiz at the end of class. My seat was the very front row by his desk, but I'd just put headphones in and watch Netflix on my iPad while he tried to speak English. Then I'd ace my quiz and leave.

But if I go and the teacher is cool and knows their sh*t I never take my phone out out of respect. I never choose miscing on my phone over getting an A in the class.

This 100%^ By college, you really should have the insight and maturity to know the best course of action rather than passively attending every class out of habit.

Teachers at my school were awesome, but I was stunned by how incompetent the lecturers at my university were by comparison. I can recall about 10-15 good ones out of 50+. So many would have been fired in any other line of work.


- Couldn't read ahead because most lecturers were too lazy to release a course outline or draw up a reading list (srs)
- Lecturers reading slides verbatim with no extra input
- Reading verbatim out of textbooks, or photocopying whole chapters into handouts
- Several maths/physics lecturers doing example calculations on-the-fly and getting them wrong. brb staring at my notes for hours, wondering why I can't get the same solution
- Lecturers turning up late, failing to finish the lecture then not bothering to publish the remaining slides later... then put that stuff in the exam.
- One lecturer refused to make any slides or handouts. Srs. Just 'taught' biochemistry by rambling in front of a blank screen. Didn't even use a blackboard.
- One lecturer who did publish a reading list would include 20-70 papers, or even full books, per 1hr lecture. No exaggeration.


Virtually all the people who got firsts would skip a ton of lectures, or sometimes even a whole module, and just go dissect past exam papers. Really wish I'd been more cynical like that.




/rant

[Posthardcore]

This 100%^ By college, you really should have the insight and maturity to know the best course of action rather than passively attending every class out of habit.

Teachers at my school were awesome, but I was stunned by how incompetent the lecturers at my university were by comparison. I can recall about 10-15 good ones out of 50+. So many would have been fired in any other line of work.


- Couldn't read ahead because most lecturers were too lazy to release a course outline or draw up a reading list (srs)
- Lecturers reading slides verbatim with no extra input
- Reading verbatim out of textbooks, or photocopying whole chapters into handouts
- Several maths/physics lecturers doing example calculations on-the-fly and getting them wrong. brb staring at my notes for hours, wondering why I can't get the same solution
- Lecturers turning up late, failing to finish the lecture then not bothering to publish the remaining slides later... then put that stuff in the exam.
- One lecturer refused to make any slides or handouts. Srs. Just 'taught' biochemistry by rambling in front of a blank screen. Didn't even use a blackboard.
- One lecturer who did publish a reading list would include 20-70 papers, or even full books, per 1hr lecture. No exaggeration.


Virtually all the people who got firsts would skip a ton of lectures, or sometimes even a whole module, and just go dissect past exam papers. Really wish I'd been more cynical like that.




/rant

The thing is in university, alot of profs are mainly doing research and they teach just because you're ''supposed'' to teach or that you're expected to.

Sometimes, it's so blatantly obvious, it's kinda scary. Some profs are fukking genius but they can't teach for chit.

[DocHol1day]

OMFG......


this chick i used to do drugs with named fat lindsey (just called lindsey to her face obviously) lost a lot of weight over the last year in the gym and stuff. got married to this dude no one from around here knew, just about a month ago. had only been dating him a couple months prior. anyway, some dude contacted her on FB and sent him a link of him doing gay porn. this bitch is blowing the fuk up on FB and its the funniest **** i've ever seen! i'm trying to troll but shes ignoring me and just talking to her friends.

so funny..

[HayZues Christi]

OMFG......


this chick i used to do drugs with named fat lindsey (just called lindsey to her face obviously) lost a lot of weight over the last year in the gym and stuff. got married to this dude no one from around here knew, just about a month ago. had only been dating him a couple months prior. anyway, some dude contacted her on FB and sent him a link of him doing gay porn. this bitch is blowing the fuk up on FB and its the funniest **** i've ever seen! i'm trying to troll but shes ignoring me and just talking to her friends.

so funny..

Hahaaha

Why would she expose her drama to the world like that though? She should be embarassed.

[Navillus13]

dont lie doc.. you were the one that "stumbled" upon the gay porn

[DocHol1day]

Hahaaha

Why would she expose her drama to the world like that though? She should be embarassed.

stupidity probably.

dont lie doc.. you were the one that "stumbled" upon the gay porn

haha no. dude looks like some wanna be gangster white trash bum.

[Kaptn Krunch]

I'll just leave this here. Watch the whole thing. It gets hilarious.

[poundfive2]

women man i swear..

girl gets pissed because i told her to stop planning weekends, because as the semester ends idk how many free weekends i'll have, including next weekend (because i have a final memo and a cover letter)

i told her she can come hangout while i work, but planning things should happen way more spontaneously than weeks ahead of time..

then she took it way out of proportion and assumes i mean dont plan anything ever..

fuk me, i really dont need this chit

OMFG......


this chick i used to do drugs with named fat lindsey (just called lindsey to her face obviously) lost a lot of weight over the last year in the gym and stuff. got married to this dude no one from around here knew, just about a month ago. had only been dating him a couple months prior. anyway, some dude contacted her on FB and sent him a link of him doing gay porn. this bitch is blowing the fuk up on FB and its the funniest **** i've ever seen! i'm trying to troll but shes ignoring me and just talking to her friends.

so funny..

lmfao ho-lee fuk

[novawildcat25]

chipotle 3x in a row

u wot m8

[kickblake]

It's an annual test of roadworthiness of your vehicle.

In the US we call it inspection, BUT your version is WAY WAY WAY more anal than anything I've seen here.

[Kaptn Krunch]

Best copy pasta ever. From this thread http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...8124753&page=1

yes, it’s real. no, she didn’t ‘wring out tampons’, she a menstrual cup to collect it. no, menstrual blood isn’t dirty, it’s the same as regular blood [if not cleaner, as the vagina is self-cleaning, acidic, and antibacterial], and blood is only dangerous if it has diseases. yes, she made cookies with it. no, we don’t know who they were for. no, it’s not rotten, she keeps it cold, and menstrual blood only smells if exposed to the air for too long.

honestly, i don’t know why people are finding this SO gross. believe it or not, there are heaps of people who use their blood, menstrual or otherwise, as something other than waste. i regularly water my houseplants with diluted menstrual blood [not an uncommon practice] and lots of people use it in art. like, blood is a food product, anyone who eats meat consumed preserved blood regularly. if she’s sanitary about it, really, is it that big a deal? i bet that jar is more sterile than most dollar bills and doorknobs we handle.

Hallelujah

[RandomMisc]

Kaptn, wtf did I just watch?


Edit: and wtf did I just read? Menstrual blood cookies? Wat in the actual fuk.

[bitty_bish]

I'll just leave this here. Watch the whole thing. It gets hilarious.

[youtube]HEmAHAs_rz8[youtube]

Yeah...Imma gonna need that 3:48 minutes of my life back. kthxbai

[Kaptn Krunch]

Kaptn, wtf did I just watch?

Yeah...Imma gonna need that 3:48 minutes of my life back. kthxbai

You didn't think the vid was hilarous in a WTF was that sort of way?

I read that entire other thread I linked and almost threw up. Ho Lee Fuk is right.

[RandomMisc]

In the US we call it inspection, BUT your version is WAY WAY WAY more anal than anything I've seen here.

*lick n stick crew*

Haven't had an actual inspection ever. Dude just does the paperwork, hands you the stickers, and sends you on your way. PA has the most extensive requirements that I'm aware of too.



Some states don't have inspections at all, or only when registering a vehicle for the first time.

[novawildcat25]

well my date for this cocktail party thing just said she's staying sober and that she's on medication cause she's sick. i was told not to worry b/c she isn't contagious. what do i do?

[TheJizzler]

well my date for this cocktail party thing just said she's staying sober and that she's on medication cause she's sick. i was told not to worry b/c she isn't contagious. what do i do?

Rawdog to see if antibiotics really do stop bc pills from working

[OhioStateBucki]

well my date for this cocktail party thing just said she's staying sober and that she's on medication cause she's sick. i was told not to worry b/c she isn't contagious. what do i do?

...go on your date?

[TeddyRoosevelt]

women man i swear..

girl gets pissed because i told her to stop planning weekends, because as the semester ends idk how many free weekends i'll have, including next weekend (because i have a final memo and a cover letter)

i told her she can come hangout while i work, but planning things should happen way more spontaneously than weeks ahead of time..

then she took it way out of proportion and assumes i mean dont plan anything ever..

fuk me, i really dont need this chit







lmfao ho-lee fuk

I'm sure you know this but 1L grades are very very important. Is this girl also in law school? Does she have any professional degrees ? If not you gotta tell her what's up .

On another more there was this really short Manley at the gym today on the cable lat pull down machine. He insisted that he could pull 270. Asked me to help him with the initial momentum. When i let go the kid literally flew up to the top of the cable. Lulz were had by me .

[novawildcat25]

...go on your date?

i mean in terms of drinking. is it rude if i get yucky

[bitty_bish]

i mean in terms of drinking. is it rude if i get yucky

Oh boy.

If you don't want a 2nd date, no.
If you want a second date, yes.

Nothing turns off a sober chick around a guy that smells, speaks, looks like booze.

[novawildcat25]

Oh boy.

If you don't want a 2nd date, no.
If you want a second date, yes.

Nothing turns off a sober chick around a guy that smells, speaks, looks like booze.

Yesterday it seemed that the plan was to pregame hard since we aren't 21 and won't be able to get served at the venue. Today she tells me that she's staying sober. Looks like I'm going to take it easy tonight.

It will be better for the gains I'm trying to make.

[kickblake]

*lick n stick crew*

Haven't had an actual inspection ever. Dude just does the paperwork, hands you the stickers, and sends you on your way. PA has the most extensive requirements that I'm aware of too.



Some states don't have inspections at all, or only when registering a vehicle for the first time.

Lots of states have emissions testing as part of inspection. Texas does. Colorado and California have anal emissions requirements.

Oklahoma doesn't have chit.

Sadly, I've failed inspection 2x in 5 years for totally BS reasons. "Oh you need new wipers, we'll sell you some for $40" Go fuark yourself, I'll go buy better ones from O'Reilly for $26.

[bitty_bish]

Yesterday it seemed that the plan was to pregame hard since we aren't 21 and won't be able to get served at the venue. Today she tells me that she's staying sober. Looks like I'm going to take it easy tonight.

It will be better for the gains I'm trying to make.

People that are trying to build a relationship need to be on a similar level. Even with that, it is hard as it is.

I'm sure you've been around drunk ass girls when you were sober. I'm sure that your idea of them wouldn't go much past the banging stage.

If she's not drinking, I really would stay away from it. It will show respect. Plus, if things go well...you can drink on the next date.

[novawildcat25]

People that are trying to build a relationship need to be on a similar level. Even with that, it is hard as it is.

I'm sure you've been around drunk ass girls when you were sober. I'm sure that your idea of them wouldn't go much past the banging stage.

If she's not drinking, I really would stay away from it. It will show respect. Plus, if things go well...you can drink on the next date.

the problem is i'm not trying to GF this girl. the only reason im going with her to this party in the first place is because she got her friend to set me up as her date. i thought it'd be a fun as hell to get yucky

[bitty_bish]

lol, you didn't say that originally. The ball is in your court, do as you wish.

[OhioStateBucki]

the problem is i'm not trying to GF this girl. the only reason im going with her to this party in the first place is because she got her friend to set me up as her date. i thought it'd be a fun as hell to get yucky

I'd go, get a nice buzz going, have fun and be outgoing. But don't exclude your date or get sloppy either.

Whether you want to GF her or not, don't ever be that dude who drank way too much and is embarrassing himself or puking everywhere. Don't feel the need to cling to your dates side but don't totally ditch her for other drunk girls or your bros. This reflects on you and her friend that set you up. If you are friends with both these girls and mess up this date then they won't help wingwoman you in the future.

[novawildcat25]

kinda off topic, but holy fukk



via google finance

when will it be mine turn to be wealthy enough to invest

edit - i swear i need to drop accounting and just stick with finance... i told my dad to short apple when it was about to hit 800 and he didnt listen